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Default Congress Pushed To Celebrate Pornography And Fornication With Official "Darwin Day" - 02-12-2015, 06:35 AM

In the latest move to Sodomize America and incorporate an atheistic theocracy, so-called "Humanists" are now attempting to force Congress to officially created a day celebrating their religious icon, Charles Darwin. World Net Daily reports,

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From primordial goo to you, the newest in “science.”

At least, that’s according to American Humanist Association chief Roy Speckhardt, who is praising a move in Congress to make Feb. 12 Darwin Day, in recognition of the man who claimed evolution is responsible for the balance that keeps earth habitable just the right number of miles from the sun, the miracle of life, the minds of Albert Einstein, J.S. Bach and Mark Twain, the magic of hummingbirds, and marvel of the skies and the seas, and, well, more.

Ray Comfort explains,

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“An atheist may create a fancy name his organization and eloquently define his beliefs, but you are in truth dealing with someone the Bible so aptly calls a ‘fool.’

“The existence of a breathtakingly ordered nature – from the atom to the universe – is an elephant in the room, standing on the atheist’s foot. To hold to a belief that nothing created everything is scientifically ludicrous. So why would such a massive weight of elephantine evidence go unheeded?

“The answer is simply that he loves his pornography, his fornication, and all the other pleasures that come with it, and atheism (in his mind) deals with his problem of moral accountability. Push him, and if you can find some honesty, he will admit it.”
And this is what it really boils down to - a religion dedicated to hedonism and psychopathy - EVILution.

Meanwhile, scholars are still awaiting a single piece of evidence for this supposed "natural selection."


That doesn't stop the "Humanists" from worshiping their "god." They now sell candles with his image, to light and invoke his magical powers.





On the back is written:


O St. Charles, who in your mortal life did
voyage to commune with enormous
turtles on a guano-spattered rock
that we might acknowledge
the descent of man, assist us in
overcoming life's many trials -
for example, Scopes.
Help us see the forest for the trees,
and monkey in the man.
Obtain for me this particular
favor for which I now pray
(mention odd person/behavior you hope
to explain from
an evolutionary perspective).

In nominee Fecunditatis
et Hereditatis,
et Casus Caeci,
AMEN







Clearly, the Atheists want to install a theocracy. This is simply unacceptable. Jesus created the United States to be a beacon of freedom and liberty for all Christians.

I won't let you down, Jesus!

I love you!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Congress Pushed To Celebrate Pornography And Fornication With Official "Darwin Day" - 02-12-2015, 07:30 AM

I'm not worried...surely Jesus will move Kirk Cameron to do something about this...
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Default Re: Congress Pushed To Celebrate Pornography And Fornication With Official "Darwin Day" - 02-12-2015, 07:55 AM

Since the 19th century we have had irrefutable proof that Mr. Darwin was in league with the Devil. He boasted in openly during his twilight years when the (little) reason he had was gradually replaced by dementia.


There you have it. Jesus' #1 enemy greeting Satan.

Acts 13:10
And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

By choosing Mr. Darwin, the Congress discards everything that is sacred and pure. I dare say they are committing the unforgivable sin by dismissing the Bible that was dictate by the Holy Ghost. They are discarding this most elusive and wonderful part of the Trinity and basically claiming that the Holy Ghost is a piece a crap that can be thrown into the cesspit where it belongs.

Luke 12:10
And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.


Our only tool is prayer!

Psalms 55:17
Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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