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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-05-2015, 02:59 AM

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So your hatred is for Catholic Mary, not Mary the mother of Jesus.
You're mistaken. I don't hate anyone but those who first hate God (Psalm 139:21).

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Jesus honored her, why dont you?
Jesus dismissed her, and so do I (John 2:4). Careful readers will note this was the last thing Jesus says to his mother.

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Deuteronomy 5:16

Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
She's not my mother, dear. I don't need to honor her.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Because Mary was Jesus' mother, not Mary's. DUH.
And Jesus would follow the commandments, as the Lord commanded, honoring Mary, his mother....yet there are whole threads devoted on this forum to mocking and insulting His mother.....


Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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And Jesus would follow the commandments, as the Lord commanded, honoring Mary, his mother....yet there are whole threads devoted on this forum to mocking and insulting His mother.....
Please show me the thread in which you read the leading the charge in mocking His mother.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-05-2015, 03:19 AM

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You're mistaken. I don't hate anyone but those who first hate God (Psalm 139:21).



Jesus dismissed her, and so do I (John 2:4). Careful readers will note this was the last thing Jesus says to his mother.



She's not my mother, dear. I don't need to honor her.

He did not dismiss her. He dismissed her question about the wine. It was the last thing documented about conversations between them. They went on to spent several days together after the wedding.
John 2:12
After this he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

I cannot see how Jesus did not have respect for his mother.


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-05-2015, 03:28 AM

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And Jesus would follow the commandments, as the Lord commanded, honoring Mary, his mother....yet there are whole threads devoted on this forum to mocking and insulting His mother.....
Again, you seem to be confusing Jesus' obligation as her son with some obligation you imagine we have.

We respect and venerate Mary exactly how much the Bible says we should respect and venerate her.

Just like we pray to her exactly as often as the Bible says we should pray to her.


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-05-2015, 03:30 AM

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He did not dismiss her. He dismissed her question about the wine. It was the last thing documented about conversations between them. They went on to spent several days together after the wedding.
John 2:12
After this he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

I cannot see how Jesus did not have respect for his mother.
We know He is no respecter of sinners (Psalm 5:5), and getting knocked up out of wedlock is a sin almost as ancient as putting raw veggies on the altar (Genesis 4:3-5; Hebrews 11:4) when really it is the aroma of burning flesh God finds pleasing, and soothing (Leviticus 1:9; Numbers 29:8; Exodus 29:41). But, if you can show me the chapter and verse in which the Holy Bible specifically talks about Mary's Conversion Story, I'll take it all back.


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-05-2015, 04:10 AM

Take a look at THIS article to understand what Jesus thinks about his mother.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Your confusion likely results from your biased and propagandist catechism. If you will recall the visions of Joseph said to his father Jacob (Israel; Genesis 35:10) and his mother and their children (Genesis 37:9-11), you will note the twelve stars refer to the twelve tribes of Israel. While Jesus is the son of Mary, in a greater sense He is the Son of David (Luke 18:38). You might say Israel gave birth to Christ Jesus. An unbiased look at the chapter in context will reveal the woman in Revelation 12 is Israel dear, not Mary.
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I have to laugh Sister Mary, those papists will find Mary in anything and everything.
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to the Lady of the Underpass in Chicago
... To a used condom



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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-06-2015, 03:29 AM

What I hate is all these statues of Mary that they pray to. Some of them supposedly cry blood. Catholic pornography if you ask me.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-07-2015, 10:27 PM

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Please show me the thread in which you read the leading the charge in mocking His mother.

You asked to show you a post mocking Mary, the mother of your Savior? Look at your own post...a used condom. Really? Shame!!

I hope to see the look on your face as you stand before Jesus on Judgement Day and He reminds you of the disrespectful spewings from your filthy pie hole.


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“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-07-2015, 10:59 PM

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Look at your own post...a used condom. Really? Shame!!
That's not Mary she's mocking. She's simply illustrating how foolhardy it is to imagine that one is seeing an image of Mary in various common objects.


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your filthy pie hole.

How dare you say such a thing to a fine, True Christian™ lady?

If you were a man, I would tell you that you had just thrown the gauntlet down, and I would demand that you give me satisfaction in a proper duel.


Fortunately, as you are a member of the weaker sex, I can not expect you to meet me on the field of combat.

But I sure would like to slap the slattern right out of you.


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-08-2015, 12:40 AM

Youre right-- I lost my temper and will offer my sincere apologies to Ms Mary E..


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-08-2015, 12:45 AM

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You asked to show you a post mocking Mary, the mother of your Savior? Look at your own post...a used condom. Really? Shame!!

I hope to see the look on your face as you stand before Jesus on Judgement Day and He reminds you of the disrespectful spewings from your filthy pie hole.
Ms Mary- Please accept my sincerest apology for my comment. I will not happen again.


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Default Re: More liberal false Christian nonsense: Gospel of the Lots of Mary - 02-08-2015, 12:59 AM

Oh, that was so nice! I will pray that she forgives you.


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