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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:34 PM

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I wouldn't know how to cure Dord...of atheism though.
Amongst the load of crap in the Bible, there's plenty about the sins of the parents being loaded onto the child, but nothing (that I recall) about the reverse being true as well. So you shouldn't worry about that. The Bible says he may have been condemned since the beginning of time, anyway:

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

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...(my tkeasian child)...
Making up words now?


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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:35 PM

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You have an asian turd for a child?
dafuq u just say son?
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:48 PM

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dafuq u just say son?
1. I am not your son, because a) we are not related genetically nor through adoption and b) I am a woman, so I cannot be a son to anybody.

2. I was just trying to interpret your strange dialect into standard American. Are you form Appalachia? These people are known for making up words as they please. The interbreeding thing would also explain your and your child's retardation.
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:50 PM

I am not an inbred, though Dord is likely cursed with it.
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:52 PM

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dafuq u just say son?
Yes I do believe he is retarded. He can't even tell that you are a woman Basilissa.


John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 09:55 PM

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Yes I do believe he is retarded. He can't even tell that you are a woman Basilissa.
how the hell can you tell that I'm retarded?

I haven't taken the Mandatory Godly IQ Test.
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 10:00 PM

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I am not an inbred, though Dord is likely cursed with it.

Oh, I see. Did you follow the example of Amnon son of David in loving your own half-sister?

2 Samuel 13:1-14
1 And it came to pass after this, that Absalom the son of David had a fair sister, whose name was Tamar; and Amnon the son of David loved her.

2 And Amnon was so vexed, that he fell sick for his sister Tamar; for she was a virgin; and Amnon thought it hard for him to do anything to her.

3 But Amnon had a friend, whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah David's brother: and Jonadab was a very subtil man.
4 And he said unto him, Why art thou, being the king's son, lean from day to day? wilt thou not tell me? And Amnon said unto him, I love Tamar, my brother Absalom's sister.
5 And Jonadab said unto him, Lay thee down on thy bed, and make thyself sick: and when thy father cometh to see thee, say unto him, I pray thee, let my sister Tamar come, and give me meat, and dress the meat in my sight, that I may see it, and eat it at her hand.
6 So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand.
7 Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat.
8 So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.
9 And she took a pan, and poured them out before him; but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, Have out all men from me. And they went out every man from him.
10 And Amnon said unto Tamar, Bring the meat into the chamber, that I may eat of thine hand. And Tamar took the cakes which she had made, and brought them into the chamber to Amnon her brother.
11 And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.
12 And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly.
13 And I, whither shall I cause my shame to go? and as for thee, thou shalt be as one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, I pray thee, speak unto the king; for he will not withhold me from thee.
14 Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her.
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 10:16 PM

um, whay now?

My son's my brother's sister mother?
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-25-2016, 10:29 PM

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um, whay now?
I dunno, you're the one who said that your son was inbred, so I'm wondering about the specific type of incestuous relationship you're in.

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My son's my brother's sister mother?
If I understand that correctly, I think you've just acknowledged that your son's mother is your sister. Thank you for making that clear(ish).
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-26-2016, 03:32 AM

no, my son's mother is my brother's sister
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Default Re: Cerion goes to the 'Church of Church' - 04-26-2016, 03:55 AM

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no, my son's mother is my brother's sister
Um, hello, but your brother's sister = your sister, kaput?
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