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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-16-2012, 01:21 AM

That's because you don't allow it to have any significance to God.



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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-16-2012, 01:41 AM

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I'm baffled because I really don't see how my life which for the most part will be short and uneventful, will have any significance to God.
Your short and uninspiring life is but a drop in the ocean to God's Time. If you are counted among the saved, you'll have an eternity to worship the LORD and sing His praises without ceasing! Hallelujah!



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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-16-2012, 12:38 PM

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I'm baffled because I really don't see how my life which for the most part will be short and uneventful, will have any significance to God.
This is because God's love is way beyond anything you can comprehend. Which is why He doesn't want you to burn in the lake of fire He has prepared for you if you do not do as He commands.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 06:25 PM

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...If you are counted among the saved, you'll have an eternity to worship the LORD and sing His praises without ceasing! Hallelujah!

Just the way I'd like to spend eternity


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...Which is why He doesn't want you to burn in the lake of fire He has prepared for you if you do not do as He commands.
Is that why he's blinded me to his truth, given me over to a reprobate mind, etc.?


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 06:28 PM

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Is that why he's blinded me to his truth, given me over to a reprobate mind, etc.?
You want me to second guess why God made you particularly unable to follow simple Biblical truth?
Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 06:32 PM

and yet you claim you know what he does and doesn't want.


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 06:41 PM

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and yet you claim you know what he does and doesn't want.
No, I claim God told us in the Bible what He wants and doesn't want. Because He did.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 06:43 PM

So where in the bible does it say He doesn't want me to go to hell?


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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So where in the bible does it say He doesn't want me to go to hell?
Are you mad? Why would God make Heaven as an alternative to Hell and lay out a trail of breadcrumbs a child could follow detailing just how to get to Heaven and avoid Hell...

Nobody can be this dense. You have to be pretending to be stupid so you can make me lose my cool with you.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Are you mad? Why would God make Heaven as an alternative to Hell and lay out a trail of breadcrumbs a child could follow detailing just how to get to Heaven and avoid Hell...

Nobody can be this dense. You have to be pretending to be stupid so you can make me lose my cool with you.
Oh dear, I have a feeling this is going to get very circular until you start listening to yourself.

God has blinded me to his truth. He can lay it out as plainly as he likes, I won't see it because I've been blinded. This is not the actions of someone who wants me to be in heaven.


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Oh dear, I have a feeling this is going to get very circular until you start listening to yourself.

God has blinded me to his truth. He can lay it out as plainly as he likes, I won't see it because I've been blinded. This is not the actions of someone who wants me to be in heaven.
Good luck explaining it to God while you burn in Hell.

Look, it's really simple. You have no proof whether or not you are one of the people who were pre-saved by God. Living your life as if you are not is spectacularly silly.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Here is an oxymoron; a producer liberal. All Liberals are on welfare eating t-bone steaks. hahahh!



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Good luck explaining it to God while you burn in Hell.

Look, it's really simple. You have no proof whether or not you are one of the people who were pre-saved by God. Living your life as if you are not is spectacularly silly.
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Wow, just wow.

Hoist by your own petard!

If God didn't want me to burn in hell I would be pre-saved, in fact everyone would. (I'm assuming when you say he doesn't want me to burn in hell you're implying he doesn't want anyone to burn in hell.) regardles of whether I am pre-saved or not the mere fact that there are those who are pre-saved and there are those who are not means that God doesn't want everybody to go to heaven.


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 07:13 PM

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Wow, just wow.

Hoist by your own petard!

If God didn't want me to burn in hell I would be pre-saved, in fact everyone would. (I'm assuming when you say he doesn't want me to burn in hell you're implying he doesn't want anyone to burn in hell.) regardles of whether I am pre-saved or not the mere fact that there are those who are pre-saved and there are those who are not means that God doesn't want everybody to go to heaven.
Look, sinner, you deserve to be in Hell from the moment you are born. Every single breath you take should be with a view to deserving to be in Heaven instead. Now get to it instead of trying to find reasons to not believe in God but make it God's fault for it being too complicated for you to understand.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 07:17 PM

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...a producer liberal. All Liberals are on welfare eating t-bone steaks. hahahh!
They have to be absolutely contradicting statements.

Liberal fundamentalist would be a better example.
Creationist Scientist is a perfect example (Creationists believing what the bible tells them and Scientists Believing what they observe, and yet Creationist Scientists exist.)


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 07:38 PM

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Look, sinner, you deserve to be in Hell from the moment you are born.
But you said God wanted me to be in heaven.

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Every single breath you take should be with a view to deserving to be in Heaven instead.
But you said God wanted me to be in heaven.

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Now get to it instead of trying to find reasons to not believe in God but make it God's fault for it being too complicated for you to understand.
Semantically null. if I didn't belive in God, then how could I believe anything was his fault?

Even flipping your argument on it's head if I did believe in God, being that he is infallible he cant be at fault.

The person at fault here is you. For saying that God wants me to go to Heaven.


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 07:41 PM

Look, if God wanted you to be in Hell do you think he would have sent His son to temporarily die for you after telling you just how to go to Heaven etc etc...

Bless you for being so determined to abdicate all responsibility for your choices but sadly you burn or are saved based on them.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: what is an oxymormon? - 01-17-2012, 07:51 PM

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Look, if God wanted you to be in Hell do you think he would have sent His son to temporarily die for you after telling you just how to go to Heaven
I didn't say he wanted me to go to hell.

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Battology at it's worst.

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Bless you for being so determined to abdicate all responsibility for your choices but sadly you burn or are saved based on them.
I'm not trying to abdicate responsibility. I understand that it is my choices which affect the fate of my eternal soul. The fact of the matter is if he wanted me to go to heaven I would go to heaven regardless of my choices.


For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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