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Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-12-2010, 06:16 PM
An important reminder when it comes to tithing a MINIMUM of 10% - that's a MINIMUM of 10% from your GROSS income, NOT your NET. Don't jew Jesus, He KNOWS when He's being gypped!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-12-2010, 06:19 PM
Amen sister.
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Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
05-13-2017, 05:13 AM
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Amen sister.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
12-11-2017, 05:56 AM
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Amen sister.
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jesus will damn you and that nasty fake wink on your avatar (which by the way is creepy)
can you PLEASE ban me?
or jesus gonna do it for you?
also why is the bible telling the truth? its a genuine question. what made you believe in a book as hardcore as you do?
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
12-13-2017, 12:56 AM
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jesus will damn you and that nasty fake wink on your avatar (which by the way is creepy)
can you PLEASE ban me?
or jesus gonna do it for you?
also why is the bible telling the truth? its a genuine question. what made you believe in a book as hardcore as you do?
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Let's start with a Bible verse. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105. I trust in the Bible because it is the Word of God. Just like we obey the laws of the U.S. government because we believe and know it's our government, we obey the laws of God because we believe in God and know He is real.
America has its form of punishment, prison, and naturally, we don't want to disobey the rules and end in prison. Just so, God has his punishment, which is hell. God has a list of wrongdoings, and they get their just punishment. In Revelation 21:8, God describes some of them "8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
I'm sure a pastor has a much better answer, but this is a start hopefully.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 12:26 AM
Skimping on your tithe is thievery plain and simple.
If elected Sheriff, I will see to it that anybody found skimping on tithe will be subject to prosecution the same way an common criminal would be.
Except that you will prosecuted to a fuller extent of the law as you are not just robbing your fellow man, you are robbing God.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 01:12 AM
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Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 05:46 AM
I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know. Sure, her husband died last year and left her a heap of medical bills, but that doesn't mean she can cheat JESUS. Sheesh, she's so cheap you'd think she was a joo.
I made her cry, but she finally gave an extra $20 for the tithe box.
I'm sure JESUS is very proud of me for doing that for HIM.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 05:54 AM
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I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know.
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Isn't she the lady with all the gold fillings?
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 06:08 AM
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Isn't she the lady with all the gold fillings?
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Why, she sure is Brother. You have a good memory.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-14-2010, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know. Sure, her husband died last year and left her a heap of medical bills, but that doesn't mean she can cheat JESUS. Sheesh, she's so cheap you'd think she was a joo.
I made her cry, but she finally gave an extra $20 for the tithe box.
I'm sure JESUS is very proud of me for doing that for HIM.
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I'm sure proud of you, sister.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-26-2011, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
An important reminder when it comes to tithing a MINIMUM of 10% - that's a MINIMUM of 10% from your GROSS income, NOT your NET. Don't jew Jesus, He KNOWS when He's being gypped!
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I would like to bump this thread forward since tithing has been on my mind since February.
Thank you for bringing this very important subject to light! AMEN, in Jesus' Name.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 11:45 AM
Is the 10% total net or just reported net?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 11:56 AM
Dear Brother,
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Is the 10% total net or just reported net?
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Gross. I understand this can seem complicated. If it makes it easier, you can arrange for direct deposit of your paycheck to the Church. We can then apply the tithe and remit the balance to you.
Don't mention it!
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 02:04 PM
Sorry for the mis-type. I meant....
Is the 10% total gross or just reported gross?
BAB, I already have myself on a monthly auto wire transfer, set up by Miss Cookie back in the Church office.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Sorry for the mis-type. I meant....
Is the 10% total gross or just reported gross?
BAB, I already have myself on a monthly auto wire transfer, set up by Miss Cookie back in the Church office.
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Brother James I handle my tithe in this manor.
I tithe 10% of my gross reported personal income monthly.
I then tithe 10% net of my Corporations earning . Both are charitable write offs. The Corp. donation this year allowed to to tell my 35,000 plus employees that the Dewitt Corp could not make any contributions in matching funds to their 401k retirement plans and also that no pay raises would be given out. Its a win win for Jesus, , myself and Dewitt corp.
PS The matching funds for 401k and pay raises will not be affected for board members.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 05:36 AM
And please remember, if you're poor, Jesus expects you to tithe everything you own.
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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
05-06-2011, 08:48 PM
Would not waste my money on the church,The church never use it for the good of men but rather on their own materialistic things.for the "DON'T JEW JESUS!" statement,NEWS FLASH>>>JESUS WAS A JEW!!!!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
06-20-2012, 12:21 AM
I acturally do pay my 10% but I give it to people that I know and like. for it says that "when you do onto others you do onto me". It has worked out until my family blasted away $20,000 of my savings, leaving me with a lot of debt and no capital to get back on my feet. but, I still feel it is a good philosophy to give to those who you actually like and can help that are passing by rather then a church.
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