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Default Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-09-2011, 08:09 PM

While i was searching through the internet for some good American Christian music, i stumbled upon this, appearently this is how the American language sonds like for Italian paptists, even if i am not American myself i still find this highly offensive and extremely racist towards Americans

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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-09-2011, 11:41 PM

That is so rude and racist. They have no right when they squeak in high pitch "Pizza pasta bella donna frutti di mare" and move their hands like having a seizure

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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-10-2011, 12:14 AM

I don't get it. It sounds like a bunch of foreigners talking jibberish as usual. They look European, and they have already rolled out of bed, so I guess they are drunk. What's so special about that?


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-10-2011, 12:55 AM

I just found the lyrics for this racist song
http://www.smartlyrics.com/Song56934...ol-lyrics.aspx

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Prisencolinensinainciusol

In de col men seivuan
Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

Uis de seim cius nau op de seim
Ol uait men in de colobos dai
Trrr - ciak is e maind beghin de col
Bebi stei ye push yo oh

Uis de seim cius nau op de seim
Ol uoit men in de colobos dai
Not s de seim laikiu de promisdin
Iu nau in trabol lovgiai ciu gen

In do camo not cius no bai for lov so
Op op giast cam lau ue cam lov ai
Oping tu stei laik cius go mo men
Iu bicos tue men cold dobrei goris
Oh sandei

Ai ai smai sesler
Eni els so co uil piso ai
In de col men seivuan
Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

Ai ai smai senflecs
Eni go for doing peso ai
Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

Uel ai sint no ai giv de sint
Laik de cius nobodi oh gud taim lev feis go
Uis de seim et seim cius go no ben
Let de cius end kai for not de gai giast stei

Ai ai smai senflecs
Eni go for doing peso ai
In de col mein seivuan
Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

Lu nei si not sicidor
Ah es la bebi la dai big iour

Ai aismai senflecs
Eni go for doing peso ai
In de col mein seivuan
Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

Lu nei si not sicodor
Ah es la bebi la dai big iour
And this gibberish is supposed to sound like American according to these racist eurotrash people?!
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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-10-2011, 01:03 AM

More foreign mockery of the American language:



Why do people hate America so much? Its very low and racist to mock someone for their language, especially when it is God's own language
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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-10-2011, 01:26 AM

These people shold listen to some REAL American Christian music instead!







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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-30-2011, 03:23 PM

There is no such thing as 'the American language', it is merely a bastardisation of the English language.


And also, I am proud to be European and I pity those living in the uncivilised hell that is America!
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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 12-30-2011, 10:29 PM

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There is no such thing as 'the American language', it is merely a bastardisation of the English language.
As an Englishman I must say that you are wrong!

Genesis 11:4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. 5And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
6And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
7Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
8So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.

After the Babel fiasco God spread different languages over the Earth. This included the languages of the Saxons, the Angles and the Jutes. This was then refined into what we previously called English. This has now been further refined into American.

To call the common worldwide language 'English' now is as incorrect as saying the Shakespeare spoke 'Jute'. Things change under the supreme guidance of God.
American is the ultimate perfection of a base language,

Zephaniah 3:9
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.


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And also, I am proud to be European and I pity those living in the uncivilised hell that is America!
Let's see, Germany is still solvent . . . and that's about it.

With a name like David Kelly, I'm guessing you're not German. Irish, perhaps? Begging as a nation for handouts from other nations?

Yeah, there's something to be proud of.


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More foreign mockery of the American language:



Why do people hate America so much? Its very low and racist to mock someone for their language, especially when it is God's own language

HAHAHAHHAH!!! so funny, when did God speak english and when did god born in America.?????

Bible says god born in Bethlehem and he spoke Aramaic..

When did god learn learn spoken english??????


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 04-18-2012, 02:02 AM

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...Bible says god born in Bethlehem and he spoke Aramaic...
Where does the Bible say that Jesus spoke Aramaic?


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We can mess with their accent, too:
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How Capicola Became Gabagool: The Italian New Jersey Accent, Explained
“Don’t eat gabagool, Grandma,” says Meadow Soprano on an early episode of The Sopranos, perhaps the most famous depiction of Jersey Italian culture in the past few decades. “It’s nothing but fat and nitrates.” The pronunciation of “gabagool,” a mutation of the word “capicola,” might surprise a casual viewer, although it and words like it should be familiar to viewers of other New Jersey-based shows like the now-defunct Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives of New Jersey, where food often drives conversation. The casts are heavily Italian-American, but few of them can actually speak, in any real way, the Italian language. Regardless, when they talk about food, even food that’s widely known by the non-Italian population, they often use a specific accent.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles...cent-explained


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-24-2017, 02:53 PM

You guys make fun of Catholics which I find a little ironic considering you say stuff like having your daughters raped.
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You guys make fun of Catholics which I find a little ironic considering you say stuff like having your daughters raped.
Because... it's in the Bible. You know, the book you base your faith on?

Oh, sorry, right, you're Catholic. No Bible reading for you, just take the priest's word for what's in there, you can trust them...

To rape your sons instead, and then deny deny deny then oh transfer the offender to somewhere they don't read the news and, oh no, lawsuits? No worries, just transfer all the diocesan holdings to a fake trust and "oh we'd really like to pay all those court-ordered damages to the victims but ta-daaah we're broke ".


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Because... it's in the Bible. You know, the book you base your faith on?

Oh, sorry, right, you're Catholic. No Bible reading for you, just take the priest's word for what's in there, you can trust them...

To rape your sons instead, and then deny deny deny then oh transfer the offender to somewhere they don't read the news and, oh no, lawsuits? No worries, just transfer all the diocesan holdings to a fake trust and "oh we'd really like to pay all those court-ordered damages to the victims but ta-daaah we're broke ".

The Bible says a lot of stuff, but people were wayyyyyyy different back then. We're more civilized now, some of us anyway. Jesus never told anyone to rape anyone.
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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-25-2017, 04:59 PM

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...Jesus never told anyone to rape anyone.
Not that has been recorded in the Bible, but He may well have:

John 21:25 "And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen."

Let me ask this: where in the Bible did Jesus ever denounce the activities in Judges 19?


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-25-2017, 05:15 PM

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The Bible says a lot of stuff, but people were wayyyyyyy different back then. We're more civilized now, some of us anyway.
Sooo... Are you implying that the Holy Bible is outdated? That its morality is not timeless?

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Jesus never told anyone to rape anyone.
No, but He did say this:

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

As Mr. Didymus noted, He did not condemn Old Testament - to the contrary.
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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-26-2017, 02:12 AM

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The Bible says a lot of stuff, but people were wayyyyyyy different back then. We're more civilized now, some of us anyway. Jesus never told anyone to rape anyone.
If people were "way different back then" and your definition of being "more civilized" suggests that people are morally superior in this day and age, then why do we still need Jesus?


Before you answer, read what the Bible says on the subject.


Psalm 100:5
For the Lord is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.


Psalm 117:2
For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the Lord endureth for ever. Praise ye the Lord.


Psalm 119:160
Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.


1Peter 1:25
But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.


Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-28-2017, 01:17 AM

If you want real Christian music, I have some links below that go to some good songs. Another song that is pretty good is "I wish I was in Dixie".


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Default Re: Italian paptists makes fun of the American language - 09-28-2017, 01:22 AM

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If you want real Christian music, I have some links below that go to some good songs. Another song that is pretty good is "I wish I was in Dixie".


I'm quite partial to the Skillet Lickers. Have you heard, "Nigger in the Woodpile"? It's a classic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUJ34D8ABdY
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