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Default Wetback Amusememt Park Offers Fake Border Crossing Ride - 08-22-2013, 04:36 AM

THIS has me full of rage. If Disney wasn't run by queers they would be suing the ponchos off these illegals.

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An unusual amusement park attraction in the central Mexican state of Hidalgo offers visitors the thrills and chills of an illegal border crossing. The attraction takes visitors through a fake United States-Mexico border, complete with fake smugglers and fake border patrol agents.

The aim is to dissuade would be migrants from making the trip. The coyote, or smuggler, leading this simulated illegal border crossing used the name Simon and wore a face mask. Before setting off, he addressed his charges that evening, about 40 students from a private school in Mexico City.

"Tonight we're going to talk about migration," Simon said in Spanish. "But for us it isn't just something rhetorical, but rather the opposite. Because we have endured, we have suffered, of hunger, thirst, injustice, heat, cold, we have suffered from everything."

Then, under the cover of night, Simon herded them into the woods, toward the fake frontera.

The actual U.S.-Mexico border is nearly 800 miles away from the Parque EcoAlberto. The park is part of the indigenous HńaHńu community. Tourist can enjoy other recreational attractions like hot springs and rappelling, in addition to the recently added fake border crossing.

But for those who want to simulate the experience of fleeing across the border, without the real danger, the latter attraction is for you. For three hours, tourist groups endure sirens, dogs, chases and the fake border patrol yelling threats.

Maribel Garcia works as an administrator for the park. She says the purpose of the Night Walk is simple.

"Our objective is to stop the immigration that exists amongst our citizens, principally from the state of Mexico to the U.S.," Garcia said in Spanish.

Garcia says traditionally this region subsisted on agriculture, but that wasn't bringing the community what it needed.

"Because we didn't have sewer systems, light, telephone, roads," she said.

So people went north. The HńaHńu community has lost about 80 percent of its population to the U.S., Garcia estimates, mainly to Arizona and Nevada. Garcia says it was the HńaHńu youth returning home after crossing the real border who thought up this tourist attraction as a way to create income for the community and encourage others to stay in Mexico.

Titi, who also works as a coyote on the Night Walks, was emphatic that it was not training for future generations.

"We try to help people so that they won't leave," Titi said in Spanish. "It's time to create some employment, to work with our own and regenerate everything, or at least what we can, even though it might be slow going."

The HńaHńu's efforts are well timed. According to one estimate, for first time since the 1960s there is net-zero migration from Mexico to the U.S. Increased border patrol, stricter laws in the U.S., rising smuggling fees, violence in the desert and the struggling U.S. economy are keeping more Mexicans at home.

Garcia, the administrator, is hoping the Night Walks convince youth in particular to put their energies into their home communities.

"The youth that already have something figured out, that already have something visualized for the future, they're the youth that in that moment think, 'How difficult,'" she said.

The tours cost the equivalent of about $20. The visitors are typically middle-class Mexicans or, like tonight, students from private schools -- in other words, not the most likely group to attempt an illegal crossing into the U.S.

Still, there were some who had been thinking about it. Over tea and sweet breads at the end of the walk, Jazmin Arely Moreno Alcazar said she got the message.

"It's not worth risking it because if we can't stand a few hours, we won't be able to stand days. Because it's very ugly," Alcazar said in Spanish.

Garcia said it's difficult to quantify how effective the tours are for other visitors. But as the park's tourist offerings expand and the number of visitors grow, she said there is a new hope that enough money will come in and that the attraction will encourage more community members to stay put.


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Default Re: Wetback Amusememt Park Offers Fake Border Crossing Ride - 08-22-2013, 04:54 AM

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THIS has me full of rage. If Disney wasn't run by queers they would be suing the ponchos off these illegals.
What they need to do is have a " try to scale the electric fence attraction" Give em a few thousand volts, let them know that God hates illegals and interlopers

Leviticus 20:26And ye shall be holy unto me: for I the Lord am holy, and have severed you from other people, that ye should be mine.

Or maybe they should also have a "stick balloons of heroin up your rectum and ride in a truck with no shocks" attraction

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Default Re: Wetback Amusememt Park Offers Fake Border Crossing Ride - 08-22-2013, 02:50 PM

This is not an amusement park- it's a training simulator to teach those beaners how to effectively penetrate the U.S. border.


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Default Re: Wetback Amusememt Park Offers Fake Border Crossing Ride - 08-28-2013, 03:13 AM

I was going to go on about my hatred of the inferior races but a Godly man of justice in the comments section on that link has already done so!

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Here's an Idea... If your caught crossing the border illegal.. no
problem. Immigration takes you to a spin the wheel room where there"s a
big wheel with different countries on it, Places that would make you
think twice( Somalia, Libya, Mogadishu, Afghanistan, Iraq ) you know ,
get away destinations.and after you spin the wheel whatever country it
stops on , guess what? thats where your going!!! To make things fair
there is a go home slot."

The only thing that puzzles me is how I can't find Anthony Colon on the Landover Baptist Deacon's list. It's possible he may be on an undercover mission to build dehumidifiers for whatever moisture is plaguing the backs of the illegals that I've heard so much about.

Listen buckos "That thou shalt set apart unto the Lord all that openeth the matrix". It doesn't say thou shalt bless foreigners that come from the womb, but Godly Christians!

The nerve of these people makes me want to puke and sacrifice the oral emission to the Lord of Hosts. Luckily for me Jesus has saved me the trouble (Hebrews 9:10)
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Default Re: Wetback Amusememt Park Offers Fake Border Crossing Ride - 08-28-2013, 06:12 PM

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The only thing that puzzles me is how I can't find Anthony Colon on the Landover Baptist Deacon's list. It's possible he may be on an undercover mission to build dehumidifiers for whatever moisture is plaguing the backs of the illegals that I've heard so much about.
This Colon guy may have some good ideas, but, I assure you, there are no wetback deacons at Landover. Here are the Biblical requirements for deacons:

Likewise must the deacons be grave, not doubletongued, not given to much wine, not greedy of filthy lucre; Holding the mystery of the faith in a pure conscience. And let these also first be proved; then let them use the office of a deacon, being found blameless. Even so must their wives be grave, not slanderers, sober, faithful in all things. Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well. 1 Timothy 3:8-12 (emplhasis added)

What Mexican has ever lived up to those standards?


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