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Re: Racism -
11-26-2006, 12:53 PM
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With thier big ass houses and all...
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What exactly is an "ass house", or am I happier not knowing?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Racism -
11-27-2006, 08:41 PM
exactly how are you an expert in the "scientifical" fields?
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Re: Racism -
11-27-2006, 08:47 PM
How can correcting people's writing skills save their souls?
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 02:28 AM
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exactly how are you an expert in the "scientifical" fields?
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Are you talking to JonFish85 or to Brother Temperance? It looks like you're talking to Brother Temperance but your post doesn't make sense in that context.
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How can correcting people's writing skills save their souls?
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This forum has a wonderful feature where every post has a button labeled "Quote", which allows one to easily quote the post being replied to so others can easily know who you are replying to. This last post of yours has no context at all, it looks like you're talking to yourself.
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 02:59 AM
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Are you talking to JonFish85 or to Brother Temperance? It looks like you're talking to Brother Temperance but your post doesn't make sense in that context.
This forum has a wonderful feature where every post has a button labeled "Quote", which allows one to easily quote the post being replied to so others can easily know who you are replying to. This last post of yours has no context at all, it looks like you're talking to yourself.
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or we could use what little brains you have to look at the diagram of the thread progression and then figure it out... or is that too much for you
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 03:59 AM
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or we could use what little brains you have to look at the diagram of the thread progression and then figure it out... or is that too much for you
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Not everybody uses that view. I use linear mode, which does not have that diagram.
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 04:01 AM
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How can correcting people's writing skills save their souls?
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Jesus Himself tells us the importance of crossing our "t's" and dotting our "i's" in the Good Book.
"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18 (KJV1611).
Get with the program Mr.Philistine.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 05:59 AM
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exactly how are you an expert in the "scientifical" fields?
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Consider this a quick "how-to" on the Quote feature.... I am privy to much scientifical information that very few are. I have made it my mission in life to spread the Word to the rest of the world, to hasten the Rapture.... I have a triple Doctorate in Creationalist Biology, Creationalist Mathematics and Creationalist Engineering from the greatest university in the United States--Landover Baptist University for the Saved. I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt nearly all of the theorems in the Bible that are rejected by every sc ie ntist out there: pi=3, how one number really is another number and how a ship that is made of wood can withstand pressure that would snap a steel ship in two like mere kindling! Unfortunately, the vast conspiracy against Creationists (ie: True Christians) has kept me from being supported by so called "peer edited" journals. But we know the Truth, do we not?
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 06:07 AM
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or we could use what little brains you have to look at the diagram of the thread progression and then figure it out... or is that too much for you
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It is not the reader's job to research what the writer is saying. It is the writer's responsibility to make his meaning clear. Try using what few brains you have left to do that instead of expecting everyone else to guess what you are talking about.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 12:53 PM
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Not everybody uses that view. I use linear mode, which does not have that diagram.
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Every heterosexual Christian man I know uses linear mode. Larry Lee used to be quite keen on the threaded mode, but then we found out that was the result of a demonic brain parasite, and now he doesn't post very much anymore.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus Himself tells us the importance of crossing our "t's" and dotting our "i's" in the Good Book.
"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18 (KJV1611).
Get with the program Mr.Philistine.
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that scripture does not have anything to do with writing skills.
So are you saying that those who are illeterate are less christianly than you?
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Phil
that scripture does not have anything to do with writing skills.
Really? What are "jots" and "tittles"? Probably not what you think, you homer!
So are you saying that those who are illeterate are less christianly than you?
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Yes, of course they are. So are darkies, injuns, joos and other whatnots.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Phil
that scripture does not have anything to do with writing skills.
So are you saying that those who are illeterate are less christianly than you?
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Yes I are be saying thet.
Honestly, your posts are almost painful to read. Are you a nigra, mentally deficient or just demon possessed? It has to be one of those three.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Racism -
11-28-2006, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Yes I are be saying thet.
Honestly, your posts are almost painful to read. Are you a nigra, mentally deficient or just demon possessed? It has to be one of those three.
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Ummmm no...
You are the mentally deficient one... Remember that story in the bible about the poor woman that gave two cents and was more of a christian than the rich men? How is this any different? There are people who cannot read or write that are 10 times the christian you could ever hope to become.
and hey for one who is so critical of everyone's spelling and grammer you spelled that wrong! its not thet!
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 12:02 AM
Ok sure you went to a completely biased school of absolutely no academic credibility to major in Creationalist Biology... seeing as creationism and biology are almost mutually exclusive i would think that this "Landover Baptist University for the saved is just a hoax that probably cost you a whole bunch of money. If you told your credentials to any REAL scientist they you laugh so hard!
And how do you have Creationalist Mathmatics? Is that Math - calculus because it was invented by a person Damned by christians (Sir Iaasic Newton)?
If you are going to spend the money and time it takes to get a tripple doctoate why wouldnt you go to a credible school or actually major in something that will allow you to use your skills?
One more thing, if you are so sure that creationism is true why don't you publish in peer edited Journals? Who cares if there is a conspiricy. The early christains withstood physical torture and persecution for their beliefs and you can't stand up to a couple of scientists that cannot hurt you? That just makes you weak. If you were truely assured in your beliefs you would damn the concequences and face persecution like every other radical has. Your last statement really makes it clear that you do not have very reputable dregrees.
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 12:10 AM
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If you are going to spend the money and time it takes to get a tripple doctoate why wouldnt you go to a credible school or actually major in something that will allow you to use your skills?
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My skills are in use EVERY DAY! And you need to start thinking about making a love-tithe to Jesus. Say US$100 or so for starters. Just look for the PayPal button at the bottom of the page.
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 01:15 AM
i can see that you piss people off everyday!
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 03:21 AM
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i can see that you piss people off everyday!
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Apart from the occasional mood-lifting joke, Pastor Pistle only tells the truth. And everyday!
How people choose to react to the truth however, is not our problem.
We are only interested in getting the truth out to as many people as possible.
The more people who hear the word, the more may change their ways and join us in praise of Jesus!
PRAISE JESUS!
Typical for you unsaved scum to blame your short tempers on us peaceful, loving and caring, Christians.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 03:27 AM
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Apart from the occasional mood-lifting joke, Pastor Pistle only tells the truth. And everyday!
How people choose to react to the truth however, is not our problem.
We are only interested in getting the truth out to as many people as possible.
The more people who hear the word, the more may change their ways and join us in praise of Jesus!
PRAISE JESUS!
Typical for you unsaved scum to blame your short tempers on us peaceful, loving and caring, Christians.
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Ok first off, i am a Christian... not unsaved scum!
Don't you think that being nice to people and showing them the love of Jesus, not craming it down their throats, is a better way to bring people to the Lord? WHen have you ever walked up to a group of people and said " hey they treat me like shit!!! I think i will join them!" NO!!! People like to feel welcomed and loved not Damned. You will have a much more effective and reqarding ministry if you actually took the time to care about the person you are wittnessing to... and stop telling them EVERYTHING that they do wrong according to you. Faith in the Lord is a very personal thing... You cant tell people how to act or what to believe, all that you can do is lead them down the path that you believe is right. In the end it doesn't matter how many people you got saved. It matters how YOU lived the one and only life that was given to you!
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Re: Racism -
11-29-2006, 03:37 AM
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Ok first off, i am a Christian... not unsaved scum!
So you think, but you're wrong.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils?
And in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you:
Depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew 7:22-23
Don't you think that being nice to people and showing them the love of Jesus, not craming it down their throats, is a better way to bring people to the Lord?
We tell them only what the Bible says, if they can't handle the truth they're free to burn in hell.
Jesus doesn't negotiate or change to accomodate a bunch of crybabys..
HE IS GOD AND HE DOES NOT CHANGE!
PRAISE HIM!
WHen have you ever walked up to a group of people and said " hey they treat me like shit!!! I think i will join them!" NO!!! People like to feel welcomed and loved not Damned.
If they're damned, then we tell them, hoping they will change their ways.
What is wrong with that? We're trying to SAVE them, not make them feel comfortable.
You will have a much more effective and reqarding ministry if you actually took the time to care about the person you are wittnessing to...
If we didn't care about them, why would we bother to witness to them?
and stop telling them EVERYTHING that they do wrong according to you.
Faith in the Lord is a very personal thing...
Not according to the Bible. And I'll take Gods word over yours anyday!
Please refrain from putting your tradtion over Gods commandments like a philistine ..
You cant tell people how to act or what to believe, all that you can do is lead them down the path that you believe is right. In the end it doesn't matter how many people you got saved. It matters how YOU lived the one and only life that was given to you!
We live according to the holy KJV1611 Bible, thanks for your concern.
But follow your own advice and look to yourself, there is a beam in your eye, friend.
You cannot even see that you go against the holy scriptures.
Please repent of your ways.
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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