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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-23-2007, 03:38 PM
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If you look in the dictionary "queer" just means "weird", even though queer is used as slang for "homosexual".
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Homosexual / queer. Two words, same meaning, yes? Certainly you don't think homosexuality is "normal"
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-23-2007, 03:55 PM
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If you look in the dictionary "queer" just means "weird", even though queer is used as slang for "homosexual".
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And? Queers are weird.
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That's actually one of the things that characterizes an insect.
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You've never read the Holy Bible, have you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-23-2007, 05:31 PM
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Seeker, sweetie?
Cram a sock in it, okay?
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Seeker may not be a True Christian, but she is certainly seeking! Instead of trying to stifle someone who is opening her heart to Jesus, instead of opening your legs for the Sixth Fleet as your dark master commands, if you're not going to open your heart for Jesus, the least you can do is lock yourself in your cellar and be grateful that suckular laws don't allow us to speed you on your way to Hell!
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-24-2007, 03:20 AM
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Seeker may not be a True Christian, but she is certainly seeking! Instead of trying to stifle someone who is opening her heart to Jesus, instead of opening your legs for the Sixth Fleet as your dark master commands, if you're not going to open your heart for Jesus, the least you can do is lock yourself in your cellar and be grateful that suckular laws don't allow us to speed you on your way to Hell!
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Thank you sister Mary Magdeline for being such a great sister in christ who stands behind her man always.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-24-2007, 04:07 AM
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Seeker, sweetie?
Cram a sock in it, okay?
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Way to forfeit the argument, child killer.
It's obvious you have nothing even remotely intelligent to say.. as usual with mindless harlots like you.
It's also obvious that's really your conscience speaking so..
Next time, keep your legs closed, and don't you even try reaching for that cloth hanger, you filthy murderer.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-25-2007, 01:54 AM
Let men make the abortion decision?
What an excellent idea. I give it my approval - just as soon as men can become pregnant & give birth.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-25-2007, 02:13 AM
If every Republican that is so against abortion would just adopt all those crack babies, teen pregnancies, fly to China and save the girls, take in all the down sydrome kids, have a foster plan for all the children in the world waiting for a home, then I might just listen to them.
But it looks like all they want to do is shout from the pulpit and the whitehouse how wrong it is, but they have no action to back up those words. Oh yeah, abstinence. That would be WWJD.
But maybe it could be part of Gods plan because we are cursed born into this world anyway.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-25-2007, 10:15 AM
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What an excellent idea. I give it my approval - just as soon as men can become pregnant & give birth.
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Yeah, cause no woman has ever gotten pregnant because of a man..
Since you aren't the one responisble for creating the child, but only the storage of it, one would be an idiot to let you decide it's fate.
If I rent warehouse space, that doesn't mean that the owner of the warehouse owns the stuff I put in there. Now does it?
Here's a better idea:
If you don't want to give birth, then don't get pregnant, you lazy & reckless whore.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-25-2007, 04:49 PM
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If every Republican that is so against abortion would just adopt all those crack babies, teen pregnancies, fly to China and save the girls, take in all the down sydrome kids, have a foster plan for all the children in the world waiting for a home, then I might just listen to them.
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Are you against wife-beating? Because if you're prepared to cook steaks for every man in the world without backsassing them, then I might just listen to you. What about the bleeding-heart demonrats who don't think that rapists and pie thieves should be killed? Do you think they should all be raped and have pie thieves living in their cellars before you'll listen to them?
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But it looks like all they want to do is shout from the pulpit and the whitehouse how wrong it is, but they have no action to back up those words. Oh yeah, abstinence. That would be WWJD.
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Was that supposed to be sarcasm? Because, you know, Jesus definitely didn't practise abstinence, so your sarcasm is, like, totally effective.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Yeah, cause no woman has ever gotten pregnant because of a man..
Since you aren't the one responisble for creating the child, but only the storage of it, one would be an idiot to let you decide it's fate.
If I rent warehouse space, that doesn't mean that the owner of the warehouse owns the stuff I put in there. Now does it?
Here's a better idea:
If you don't want to give birth, then don't get pregnant, you lazy & reckless whore.
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This may come as something of a shock to you - with only your limited "Christian knowledge" of reproduction - but in fact it requires TWO people,(one male,one female) to start a pregnancy.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 03:53 AM
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This may come as something of a shock to you - with only your limited "Christian knowledge" of reproduction - but in fact it requires TWO people,(one male,one female) to start a pregnancy.
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Here's a shock for YOU. Missy! Science is working on eliminating women completely. Since they have no souls there is no reason to keep them around, and if an artificial cooter is produced, there'll be a bounty on all of them.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 12:03 PM
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This may come as something of a shock to you - with only your limited "Christian knowledge" of reproduction - but in fact it requires TWO people,(one male,one female) to start a pregnancy.
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Thanks for your persecution and insults, which will guarantee me another blessing from the Lord Jesus and thanks for proving you really have nothing to say.
And yes it requires two people:
One that creates the child - the man.
One that carries it - the woman.
And the creator of the child should be the one to decide it's fate, don't you agree?
Cause the egg is nothing but a container, and everyone knows this, even scientists admit it:
It's needed because it's a suitable environment for the child to grow in, but it could soon be replaced by an artifical solution:
Eliminating the need for women in reproduction completely.
Praise Jesus!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 12:27 PM
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Here's a shock for YOU. Missy! Science is working on eliminating women completely. Since they have no souls there is no reason to keep them around, and if an artificial cooter is produced, there'll be a bounty on all of them.
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COME ON!!
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 01:21 PM
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COME ON!!
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Eileen?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 02:02 PM
no not the song! I have never laughed so much in my life!! women will NEVER be gone, men you will need us for the rest of your natural lives!!
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 02:05 PM
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no not the song! I have never laughed so much in my life!! women will NEVER be gone, men you will need us for the rest of your natural lives!!
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You're a woman? (Or more likely, a little girl)
I should have known...
But we do get alot of gender confused sinners here, see.
It's getting hard to separate transvestites from fags, from women:
All feminine, uppity, and whining.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 02:10 PM
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no not the song! I have never laughed so much in my life!!
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You must have led a very sheltered life. Why, every morning I wake up and have a hearty belly laugh of joy to thank GOD for choosing me to become a Saved True Christian™. Then I go downstairs and read the newspaper, and chuckle with delight at all the inventive ways that GOD comes up with to slaughter heathens. GLORY!
Yours Chucklingly in Christ,
Temperance
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 03:06 PM
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You're a woman? (Or more likely, a little girl)
I should have known...
yes okay, whatever you say, keep saying it you will believe it one day.
But we do get alot of gender confused sinners here, see.
It's getting hard to separate transvestites from fags, from women:
All feminine, uppity, and whining.
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please tell me why you are so angry and defensive? it's as if your anger and foul blasphemous language is your answer to everything, be a little more wise hunny. peace!
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 03:10 PM
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Why, every morning I wake up and have a hearty belly laugh of joy to thank GOD for choosing me to become a Saved True Christian™. Then I go downstairs and read the newspaper, and chuckle with delight
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aaww! that's nice, laughter is very good for you!
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Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision -
08-26-2007, 03:10 PM
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please tell me why you are so angry and defensive? it's as if your anger and foul blasphemous language is your answer to everything, be a little more wise hunny. peace!
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I'm not defensive, only offensive. (to and for sinners)
And do prove WITH SCRIPTURE how my language would be blasphemous..
A fool is a fool, and should be called such, fool.
As for peace, God currently wants none of it.
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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