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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 04:07 AM

And? Your point is? It's not illegal you know. You're just mad that Chrisitanity has no role in the modern world.
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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 04:17 AM

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And? Your point is? It's not illegal you know. You're just mad that Chrisitanity has no role in the modern world.
That has to be the most ignorant statement I've ever read on this forum.

Christianity has no role? Really? None at all? Billions of Christians all over the world...no role. Huh.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 04:26 AM

It isn't part of the fundamentals of the United States now is it? Here’s the first amendment to the US Constitution: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” Here’s John Adams in the treaty of Tripoli: “As the government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” And here’s Thomas Jefferson: “…that our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions.” So I ask you, what does it matter to you? How does them being gay effect you personally?
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And? Your point is? It's not illegal you know. You're just mad that Chrisitanity has no role in the modern world.
You're confused, dear. Christianity has an enormous role and it's only getting bigger. Why, 4 out of 10 Americans believe Jesus is coming back in their lifetime. That means personal choices and, and more fantastically, contribution to public policy is inspired by the fact that Jesus will come in reality, not just figuratively or metaphorically. We know He could come any day, which means spending money on foolish, hippy-obsessed environmental issues isn't even a fraction as important as translating the Bible to all corners of the world and converting all people. Praise God, at least 40% of Americans know this!

The combined total of government subsidies to agriculture in the United States in 2009 was estimated to be $180.8 billion. Religions receive at least 40 percent of the subsidy that agriculture does in the United States. That means we recognize and protect the fact that "man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." (Matthew 4:4).

The United States of America recognizes the evil that is homosexuality. The Gay Agenda may have its hands on education and Hollywood, but normal society recognizes the danger of two men or two women (or more than two) having mutually consensual, intimate relationships. For this reason, we will never formalize such a legal union qua marriage. Homosexuals will never be enabled to practice their sin by being offered such perks like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children.

You say Christianity has no role in the world. Well dear, the United States is a Christian nation and leader of the Free World. We have inspired generation after generation of True Christian Americans.





No role indeed.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Does the back of a one dollar bill say "In God We Trust" or does it mention Darwin the monkey-molester?



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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 12:14 PM

I know fighting with you guys is pointless, as this website is nothing but truth and the perfect application of Fundamentalist Chrisitianity, but it's still fun to prove you wrong.

About the dollar bill, perhaps you're confusing the word of the English vocabulary with your specific deity. Grab a dictionary, and before you condemn the dictionary, don't, that's getting old, you've been doing that on these forums for far too long. "God usually refers to the single deity in monotheism or the monist deity in polytheism.[1] God is often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of humans and the universe."

Seeing as the dollar bill in no way specifically recognizes the Chrisitan god, I don't see your argument there. Maybe if there was a Cross or something else that would be different.

This site is nothing but a run on joke that stopped being funny years ago.

Good day.

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I know fighting with you guys is pointless, as this website is nothing but truth and the perfect application of Fundamentalist Chrisitianity, but it's still fun to prove you wrong.

About the dollar bill, perhaps you're confusing the word of the English vocabulary with your specific deity. Grab a dictionary, and before you condemn the dictionary, don't, that's getting old, you've been doing that on these forums for far too long. "God usually refers to the single deity in monotheism or the monist deity in polytheism.[1] God is often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of humans and the universe."

Seeing as the dollar bill in no way specifically recognizes the Chrisitan god, I don't see your argument there. Maybe if there was a Cross or something else that would be different.

This site is nothing but a run on joke that stopped being funny years ago.

Good day.
Are you seriously suggesting the dollar is trusting any other God? How naive are you?

The Bible is no joke, friend, and people take it very seriously. Have you got some sort of problem with that?



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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 05:27 PM

Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend.

God doesn't exist, should he kill me right now if he did. Banning me from the forums doesn't mean I died by the way. Go ahead change my profile again. Jig Jesus came back, which he wouldn't because he doesn't exist, I would spit in his fake face.

I hope you develop cancerous tumors in a region notorious for high mortality rates. Let's see your God help you then.
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Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend...
Prove the opposite then, O rational one.

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Matthew 4:7 "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

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Nope, it just means you're dull. Soooooo dull.

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These people have a Book that tells them God smites people with diseases as punishment for sins. You? You got nothing. You want people that you've never met to get sick and die because someone said something you don't like. Oh boo fucking hoo. Tell us again about how you love that freedom of speech, but only for people who agree with you. Hypocritical asshole is you.


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Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend.

God doesn't exist, should he kill me right now if he did. Banning me from the forums doesn't mean I died by the way. Go ahead change my profile again. Jig Jesus came back, which he wouldn't because he doesn't exist, I would spit in his fake face.

I hope you develop cancerous tumors in a region notorious for high mortality rates. Let's see your God help you then.
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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 09:27 PM

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Blah, blah, ....yawn...., oh blah... blah?
Just admit you're wrong. Be a man, take a deep breath, and admit it.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 09:30 PM

That's an outstanding argument. You may not, but anyone who is actually sane knows who won here.
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That's an outstanding argument. You may not, but anyone who is actually sane knows who won here.
When you were growing up even younger than you are now, did the other kids let you think you'd won, just so you'd go away and let them do their thing (that you really did not understand at all) in peace?


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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 09:56 PM

If you do not want any public opinions, make your forums private, but that wouldn't work for you because this website is built to troll.
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If you do not want any public opinions, make your forums private, but that wouldn't work for you because this website is built to troll.
How is that even logical? We basically sit around and discuss our love for Jesus Christ, and we welcome people to do the same. Yet when people come in spitting their hateful bile in every direction, we are accused of being trolls.

Seriously...do you even read what you post?



If you feel that you are getting trolled, close your browser. DON'T COME BACK.

You are the type of person who dials the wrong number in the middle of the night, and when the person on the other end starts blessing you out STAYS ON THE LINE. Meanwhile: who is at fault?

YOU.

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Just in case you guys feel the need to manipulate my words for your benefit. Here you go, in it's full glory. Suck it.
Sodomy is disgusting! Don't you have a shred of dignity or restraint?

You are a perfect example of what happens when our children read Harry Potty, potty mouth!


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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 11:53 PM

It's obvious I've missed most of this conversation and I am in a bit of a hurry (time to read the kids the list of God's burn in hell punishment series before they go to bed) but wouldn't it just be simpler to make all gay NFL players wear pink helmets and yellow shorts?

That way, the other Christ fearing NFL'rs would know not to get any blood on them from these players that might make them retarded or possibly get anally raped in a group tackle?

Also, in a group tackle, we'd know which player to stab.
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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 10-15-2012, 08:44 AM

all i have to say you are a pervert! most of these guys are men who are polite and definitely not gay! by the way i noticed you are a masturdebator the bible is against masturDebating God wanted sex to be between a man a woman not against a man and himself!
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