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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-28-2009, 07:19 PM
Well according to my screen my original post is below yours.
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Pierce, once again I am amazed at the clarity of mind you presented. That is twice this year. Good going.
The US of A is a Christian country, founded on Christian beliefs by good Christian people. Foreigners should go home and stop polluting the country with their invalid views on life. We speak American English. We celebrate Christmas. We have the God given right to pray any place we want. All these other people that want to change things disgust me. We would never of had this problem with Homers if we had just kept the French out.
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You posted that and then I posted this
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While I agree with you on how we have a God given right to pray any place we want. There are a few things that you might not have known when you typed up your reply. Before I start I would just like to make clear that I love the USA and I would gladly die for my country.
For starters, a little fact that you may not have know was that most of the Founders were Deists, which is to say they thought the universe had a creator, but that he does not concern himself with the daily lives of humans, and does not directly communicate with humans, either by revelation or by sacred books. They spoke often of God, (Nature's God or the God of Nature), but this was not the God of the bible. They did not deny that there was a person called Jesus, and praised him for his benevolent teachings, but they flatly denied his divinity. As for the ones that were Christians many of them were of different denominations. Remember that the Colonies were founded by people from many different forms of Christianity.
Another thing I want to add is that you need to remember that our great nation was founded and built by foreigners. They were mostly good people but they were foreigners none the less.
But like I said before. We should be able to praise God whenever we want and we shouldn't be forced to say "Happy Holidays".
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-28-2009, 08:00 PM
Well I'll be, Yous wantin ta come in here an be aruguin over da Bible an yous can't even read whats on yo screen. Dis is why yous shouldn't be tryin ta have a conversation while yous is drinking.
Da Lord done said dat yous need ta be filled wit da Spirit an not da al-keyhaul. Comeon back whens yous is all sobered up.
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10-28-2009, 08:15 PM
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=14cf9cw&s=4
This is what my screen shows.
The pic is to big to upload here because it is a screen-cap of my computer screen.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-28-2009, 08:19 PM
I am unable to read any of it. I can see you are using my picture for something though. It had better be polite.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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10-28-2009, 08:23 PM
How dare yous posting a link ta something dat discussting. Der be pictua's of half dressed ho's der.
Don't know one follow da link da homer posted of tinydic.com!
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10-28-2009, 08:36 PM
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I am unable to read any of it. I can see you are using my picture for something though. It had better be polite.
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It is polite don't worry. After you clicked on the link did you click on the image to enlarge it?
@RevMoonFloss: I am truly sorry to see that you do not trust my link but as long as you don't go anywhere else on the site you shouldn't see any inappropriate material.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-28-2009, 08:45 PM
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You posted that and then I posted this
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[…] most of the Founders were Deists, […]
Remember that the Colonies were founded by people from many different forms of Christianity.
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Do you see any discrepancies in your statements?
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10-28-2009, 08:49 PM
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Do you see any discrepancies in your statements?
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Forgive me, let me rephrase that.
1.The Founding Fathers were Deists
2.The founders of the 13 colonies were people who came from different forms of Christianity.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-29-2009, 01:12 AM
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Another thing I want to add is that you need to remember that our great nation was founded and built by foreigners. They were mostly good people but they were foreigners none the less.
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I cannot see why you should deduce that Americans had nothing to do with America’s Greatness.
This is the history of the US
- The British founded a colony. The colony was thus not foreign as there was no USA.
- The Population was British until 1776. Like it or not, the populations of British colonies were British. The War of Independence was thus British fighting British. Foreigners are neither here nor there.
- With independence in 1776, the population in America became American, i.e. not foreign as the British now were.
- Thus we can say that America brought Americans into being in America. It is thus they (not foreigners) who are responsible for the greatness of America.
I hope this clears things up.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-29-2009, 10:14 AM
Pastor Batfire, once again, you explain the complicated in a manner even the brain addled can understand. I notice OldGreg had nary a further comment.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-02-2009, 10:31 PM
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Well I'll be, Yous wantin ta come in here an be aruguin over da Bible an yous can't even read whats on yo screen. Dis is why yous shouldn't be tryin ta have a conversation while yous is drinking.
Da Lord done said dat yous need ta be filled wit da Spirit an not da al-keyhaul. Comeon back whens yous is all sobered up.
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He be filled wif da spirit, da Mogan David cheap Joo wine stuff..dat what fillin him up, Mr Shaft.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-25-2009, 11:32 PM
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Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The Steelers winning.
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I came across this forum via google...
Levi Jones-
You are offended by an interracial kiss? Are you telling me that in the year 2009 you are still so unbelievably bigoted and racist, close-minded and dense that you do not think interracial dating is acceptable? God gave the saints liberty to marry anyone in the Lord, regardless of race or skin color, and there are no grounds in either the Old Testament or the New Testament to prohibit interracial marriages.
There is a little phrase that you might be familiar with… “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.
As someone who is in an interracial relationship you disgust me, but as a Christian and a follower of Jesus Christ you worry me.
“Pastor Ezekiel” wrote:
Who Will Jesus damn? (A partial list)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
You are all of these things. And I think that you need to spend some time talking with God.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-25-2009, 11:37 PM
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I came across this forum via google...
Levi Jones-
You are offended by an interracial kiss? Are you telling me that in the year 2009 you are still so unbelievably bigoted and racist, close-minded and dense that you do not think interracial dating is acceptable? God gave the saints liberty to marry anyone in the Lord, regardless of race or skin color, and there are no grounds in either the Old Testament or the New Testament to prohibit interracial marriages.
There is a little phrase that you might be familiar with… “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.
As someone who is in an interracial relationship you disgust me, but as a Christian and a follower of Jesus Christ you worry me.
“Pastor Ezekiel” wrote:
Who Will Jesus damn? (A partial list)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
You are all of these things. And I think that you need to spend some time talking with God.
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Pastor Zeke speaks with the Lord everyday! Doesn't the Catholic church name saints?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-14-2009, 01:38 AM
I'M OFFENDED BY CHRISTIANITY, MOTHERpiffleERS.
I drink
i smoke
i have sex and i'm 16 and unmarried and its with my best friend and he's 18
i kiss girls when i'm drunk as fark
i go out and advocate gay rights cuz they're allowed to do whatever the hell they like and youre all asswipes for trying to control them
i love pro-choice and think you're all really retarded if you're pro-life
i hate racism, minorities are great and add to a diverse society
i hate sexism, women and men are equal
i hate ignorant armies of loyal mindless zombie followers
i think you're all retarded apes,
like chimps or something.
and i friggin love left wing stuff.
i love offensive cartoons, interracial marriages,
i love rainbow colours, i love people who hate america,
i hate patriotic faggots,
i hate rednecks and hillbillies
and i'm smarter than ALL of you on here.
I may "rot in hell" but i'mma have a damn good time getting there.
SCREW YOUR CHRISTIAN BULL CRAP!
SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-14-2009, 01:49 AM
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I'M OFFENDED BY CHRISTIANITY, MOTHERpiffleERS.
i kiss girls when i'm drunk as fark
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i go out and advocate gay rights cuz they're allowed to do whatever the hell they like and youre all asswipes for trying to control them
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i hate patriotic faggots,
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Please slow down, I'm getting dizzy. First you love gays and ARE gay, then you say you hate faggots.
Oh, you're about to get banned, just so you know. Now would be a good time to work on your attitude, and possibly an apology.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-14-2009, 01:59 AM
Awhhhhhh you gon' ban me? D'awwww. I might cry. LOLOLOL FAGGOT GO RIGHT AHEAD
i wasn't using the word faggot in reference to a homosexual. thats an insult and NOT a correct term for a homosexual
but chu wouldn't care ae bro ae ae ae ae. you hate homos ae bro.
bet you secretly [CENSORED] till you [CENSORED] in an [CENSORED] over pictures of [CENSORED] when you're in bed at night
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-16-2009, 05:05 AM
that harlot kenzierosaline and her despicable, indulgent lifestyle.
Jesus loves you. What further incentive do you need?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-03-2010, 06:15 PM
I am offended that the liberal media will not identify Barack Obama as a Kenyan homosexual socialist child molester and cannibal every time they mention his cursed name.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-03-2010, 07:10 PM
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I am offended that the liberal media will not identify Barack Obama as a Kenyan homosexual socialist child molester and cannibal every time they mention his cursed name.
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Yes, I already sent Fox several angry letters about that but they didn't respond yet. Time for a visit.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 12:34 AM
I'm offended by that harlot Taylor Swift and her recent duet with that Satanist Wiccan Stevie Nicks at the Grammies. Although it still wasn't as bad as seeing Elton John and Lady GaGa perform together. That was the Hindenburg of music performances.
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