[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

We all know AIDS is a fag-disease, and extremely contagious! So let's clear up any misconceptions right here, and look at the TRUTH™ about AIDS!

There are a lot of lies and false information going around about AIDS, mainly created by fags and homers to hide the truth from the unsuspecting public. But we know the facts!

So, let's just start off by talking about HIV. HIV IS AIDS! Anyone who tells you any different is a LIAR!

Now that we've cleared that up, we can discuss ways you could catch AIDS - because there is a LOT of debate on the subject.

So let's list the ways you can get AIDS right here -

Reason No 1 - Talking to a homer.

Yes, The AIDS virus itself lives in homer's blood, sweat, saliva, urine and excrement. Which means just by speaking to homers (especially if they spit a lot when they talk) can give you AIDS!

Reason No 2 - From a public toilet seat.

It's a well know FACT that fags do the toilet sitting down like women. But did you know they purposefully 'wet' the toilet seats - because they want to give YOU AIDS too??!

Yes, Fag Terrorists are all around us. And they want to give as many people as possibly AIDS! DON'T LET THEM! Be on alert when using public toilets, and try to keep your stools for your own home.

...More to follow....

[Billybob Sunday]

Reason #3 - Tolerating homers. Not only should we avoid homers, we should actively condemn them.

As Brother Falwell (who is now sitting at the right hand of our Lord) said:

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Number Four: Listening to Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" in its entirety.

[Roberta]

Reason #5 You entertain an unacceptable level of GRID threat by eating anything prepared by a Mickey D's store. The corporation has historically advocated the hiring of Mongolian Idiots to avoid paying minimum wages. Now they are actively recruiting gaywads and carpet munchers. Cleanliness and stupidity are not an hygienic combination.

[Hecatoncheires]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Reason #5 You entertain an unacceptable level of GRID threat by eating anything prepared by a Mickey D's store. The corporation has historically advocated the hiring of Mongolian Idiots to avoid paying minimum wages. Now they are actively recruiting gaywads and carpet munchers. Cleanliness and stupidity are not an hygienic combination.

mongolian means someone from mongolia you stupid bitch. and for the record, homosexuals don't like mcdonalds because they pulled several hundred dollars of support for a campaign that would have legalized gay marriage in california.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Hecatoncheires

for the record, homosexuals don't like mcdonalds because they pulled several hundred dollars of support for a campaign that would have legalized gay marriage in california.

I see you fags in McDonalds all the time. Maybe you should be telling them and not us.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Hecatoncheires

mongolian means someone from mongolia you stupid bitch. and for the record, homosexuals don't like mcdonalds because they pulled several hundred dollars of support for a campaign that would have legalized gay marriage in california.

Is that why the men's room in the Mason City, 4th Street McDonald's is the top homosexual hot spot for the state of Iowa? That sounds like an open door policy to me friend.

[Hecatoncheires]

The fact remains, whether you choose to accept the FACTS or not, HIV (which is a virus, AIDS is a disorder) is not a gay disease. 99.9999999 percent of those infected bear no ill will to those uninfected, and they do not want to infect you. And homosexuals don't spew it from their pores.

It does not have a cure, but it can be treated and those infected can live totally normal lives.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

1. Headphones: never sit around listening to music through headphones unless they are your own, you bought them and you’ve never let them out of your sight.
2. Mosquitoes: in homersexyurl districts (e.g. California) mosquitoes will suck blood from gays and inject you with it.
3. Drinking from a public water fountain: drooling homers leave saliva behind and you drink it!
4. Earrings: (pierced only) Women –never ever wear a homer’s earring it's like using his needle!
5. Showers: droplets of water carry the AIDS germs, you breathe them in and ‘bang’ - fast train to the graveyard!
6. Towels, homers rub themselves all over with these, then you rub yourself… stands to reason!
7. Food, No one should ever touch your food – if a homer does touch it, the sweat and fat from the skin (crawling with AIDS germs) will get you.
8. Public transport: As AIDS gets bad, the immune system fails and head lice and other things appear. Invariably the Homer can’t afford a car, so he travels on public transport, leaving behind him a trail of insect parasites gorged with his blood (see mosquitoes above.)

[Bobby-Joe]

FACT #14 Self Abuse. Remember self abuse is gay sex (having sex with a man, yourself) Gay is the major cause of AIDs. Don't play with yourself.

FACT #15Anal Sex: Touching the bottom of another person, male or female with a tallywacker is an almost certain cause of AIDs. Remember God didn't give us butts so we could hump them.

[Roberta]

Reason #16 Recycling gerbils
Reason #17 Entering a confessional
Reason #18 An LA Fitness facility
Reason #19 Visiting Lourdes

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Reason #20 Bicylce seats. They are smeared with fecal traces carrying the AIDS! Also homers like to sniff them and that can lead to getting and spreading the AIDS.

Reason #21 Public Pools. Homers like to pee and fornicate in them!

[Bob4God]

22. Libraries. Homosexuals sometimes hang around local libraries to check out all the school kids. Don't let your kids touch anything in the children's section, as it's most certainly laced with filthy homo germs. In fact, they shouldn't even be in a library, unless it's to check out some wholesome Christian books.

23. VW New Beetles. A favorite mode of homo transportation, the New Beetle's roof is specifically designed by European fags to resemble the male buttocks, and excite sinful lust in the minds of young queers. I don't think I need to explain what the 'sunroof' is supposed to resemble. Avoid at all costs!

24. Lucky Charms. Now I don't have a lot of evidence for this one, but I feel the Spirit urging me to spread this warning. The popular breakfast cereal, Lucky Charms, is riddled with latent homosexual undertones. Think about it: Rainbows, magic, little men dressing up as fairies, or so-called 'leprehcauns.' Like most things that are enticing, it's a trap!

[Nobar King]

• 25: Raves. Even the flyers are gay.
• 26: Flower stores. Don't buy your flowers from a guy.
• 27: The apple store. Do you know how many homers tried those iPhone headphones on before you? Do you?
• 28: I don't even want to think about public swimming pools.

[mcgee]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire;213513[LIST=1

[*]Drinking from a public water fountain: drooling homers leave saliva behind and you drink it![*]Showers: droplets of water carry the AIDS germs, you breathe them in and ‘bang’ - fast train to the graveyard![*]Towels, homers rub themselves all over with these, then you rub yourself… stands to reason![*]Food, No one should ever touch your food – if a homer does touch it, the sweat and fat from the skin (crawling with AIDS germs) will get you.[*]Public transport: As AIDS gets bad, the immune system fails and head lice and other things appear. Invariably the Homer can’t afford a car, so he travels on public transport, leaving behind him a trail of insect parasites gorged with his blood (see mosquitoes above.)[/LIST]

HAHAHAHA! read a piffle!ng book, you have to ingest nearly a gallon of saliva from someone who has aids to catch it. unless they had blood in their saliva, which is different all together.

and LOL! so you dont shower, use towels, eat anywhere but your own home, and have never been un a bus, plane, subway, someone elses car?

good job saying no one should ever touch your food too. you ever been to a super market? a "gay" youched your food somewhere down the line.

so, the only way your food will never come in contact with a "homer" is if you kill it yourself, AND no gay person could ever have touched whatever you just killed/cut down/sown.


man i cant wait for you all to burn in hell for your hatred, hypocrisy, lies, and overall un-christ-like attitudes

but oh wait, you believe in jesus christ, so your automatically saved.

wrong. "faith without works is dead" < taken from the "holy book"

doesnt matter how much you believe in your god and savior, if you dont strive to be christ-like, you burn like the rest of them.

well, this is all based off of what you all believe, of course.

[Frenchy]

The men above is right. Sorry to say that, but most people over here are the same kind of those muslims fanatics who blow up themselves for a blind and yet hypocritical "faith".
Personally, I think your "faith" is just the extinguisher for your shitty and unfulfilled lives. If you've ended like this because of your parents I can't blame you. I just hope you're not brainwash your kids the same way.

[toadcat]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

1. Headphones: never sit around listening to music through headphones unless they are your own, you bought them and you’ve never let them out of your sight.
2. Mosquitoes: in homersexyurl districts (e.g. California) mosquitoes will suck blood from gays and inject you with it.
3. Drinking from a public water fountain: drooling homers leave saliva behind and you drink it!
4. Earrings: (pierced only) Women –never ever wear a homer’s earring it's like using his needle!
5. Showers: droplets of water carry the AIDS germs, you breathe them in and ‘bang’ - fast train to the graveyard!
6. Towels, homers rub themselves all over with these, then you rub yourself… stands to reason!
7. Food, No one should ever touch your food – if a homer does touch it, the sweat and fat from the skin (crawling with AIDS germs) will get you.
8. Public transport: As AIDS gets bad, the immune system fails and head lice and other things appear. Invariably the Homer can’t afford a car, so he travels on public transport, leaving behind him a trail of insect parasites gorged with his blood (see mosquitoes above.)

Now I love a good gay bashing like an upright True Christian should!
However I do believe in the Bible, the One True Book, that it says you shall not lie or you will go to Hell for all eternity and burn like you should (Revelations 21:8)
Gods gift to all gaybo's is the AID's.
Aids is a virus is therefore different to a bacteria.
Aids cannot be caught as easily as you think - in fact everything apart from anal sex with a gaybo won't get you aids. Do you think God would make it that easy to get if you were an upstanding Christian just doing your own thing? No! God loves you and doesn't want you to have AIDs, unless you're a gaybo in which case he wants you to get it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by toadcat

Now I love a good gay bashing like an upright True Christian should!
However I do believe in the Bible, the One True Book, that it says you shall not lie or you will go to Hell for all eternity and burn like you should (Revelations 21:8)
Gods gift to all gaybo's is the AID's.
Aids is a virus is therefore different to a bacteria.
Aids cannot be caught as easily as you think - in fact everything apart from anal sex with a gaybo won't get you aids. Do you think God would make it that easy to get if you were an upstanding Christian just doing your own thing? No! God loves you and doesn't want you to have AIDs, unless you're a gaybo in which case he wants you to get it!

You are 100% wrong, trollboy. ANYONE can get the AIDS, because God is the one in charge of handing it out. Plenty of queers get it, but it sure isn't only queers. Haven't you ever read the Holy Bible??

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[LMFAOWOW]

Pastor Ezekiel....you have got to be one of the most brainwashed people in the world....i honestly pity you...see what you guys did in this post is not display 101 ways to get aids...you just displayed 101 reasons why you are all RETARDED, getting aids through the air? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SUPER-AIDS? WTF IS THAT?? IS IT SUPER, DOES IT SUPER KILL YOU?? the only way you get aids is either it was passed down from your parents aka born w/ it and nothing you can do about it...or you have sex w/ someone who has it...THATS IT PEOPLE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEADS, its not just a homo disease either btw, you christian retards can get it just the same as they can, it dont matter what sexual orientation you are if you sleep with someone that has it you get it its as simple as that..the lesson here today is you people clearly all need some serious help...think about what you guys have been saying...aids going through the air? if that were the case wouldnt everyone in the world already have it.....the wind on this planet goes all the way around it doesnt just go one way and disappear WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE PEOPLE

[Meat that guy]

Are you people serious??
I have to ask. I mean, are you all fully sheltered from any sort of real life?

If this is all for real, You guys scare yourselves on a daily basis for what? I dont understand how anyone can be as simple minded as you folks.

Its sad that people like you are even allowed to live. You judge people on a daily basis, you talk down to those you dont and refuse to understand. And then this... ways of getting aids???

lol, You do understand that there ar emore people that are gay then you think right? So.. in you backwards logic here, your saying that if you talk to someone who is gay, you will get aids... So, your sitting here saying how many people are gay on th eplanet, odds are at some point in your life you have all known, touched, talked to or looke dat someone who was gay.. and OH NOO!!!!!, you all have aids.

You people are ridiculous. Your like a sad little cult of hate mongers.

For you closed, simole minded people, I am married with 2 children and habe many a gay friend, co worked etc..... And I dont think I have aids.

Also, by the way you guys act, and that fake, constantly rewritten by arrogant male kings book you have so much faith in.... Doesnt it say not to judge people?? thats all any of you do. See you all in hell.