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Sinner Hallow, Worcestershire: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity? - 09-29-2016, 04:27 AM

Brethren,

You may well know that for the last year I have been searching for a decent, peaceful, sin-free destination for a nice holiday with historical sights, prayer and evangelizing. My efforts have all been in vain. As Halloween, the most disgusting of all holidays, is approaching, I once more decided to leave the hectic world of distributing Bibles and preaching God's Word at our local charity to take a few days off in private conversation with my Lord, Jesus Christ! And, Lo, a destination so promising appeared that I had to initiate an immediate but thorough Spirituality study of this location most suitable for a Halloween Hideout.

Hallow, Worcestershire, England.

I prefer islands as they tend to be more tranquil, and as England is (this may come as a surprise to some of you) actually an island, everything seemed to be in order. I can now release the suspense. Hallow, Worcestershire is a terrible place filled with not only sin and sodomy but also with sodomites and sin, but it is actually the place where the Evolutionary Cult came into being. Please, let me elaborate.


1. The Name of the Game

Hallow? From Middle English halwe ‎(“a saint, holy thing, shrine”), from Old English hālga ‎(“saint”), from Proto-Germanic *hailagô ‎(“holy one”), from *hailagaz ‎(“holy”), from Proto-Germanic *hailaz ‎(“whole, safe, hale”), from Proto-Indo-European *koil- ‎(“safe, unharmed”). Seems good, clear progression from the Babelian tongue of PIE (Genesis 11:7). A place named after the Holy One, our Sanctuary, the one who is our Whole and Only Hope. Jesus Christ!



As always, when things seem to be too good to be true™, they usually are. I looked into the name of this tiny (approximately 1000 inhabitants) village in detail with expected yet repulsive results. The village is a paradise for prostitutes.



Not only harlots but violent ones, apparently of the kind (not Created Kind; Genesis 1:27; but of the kind produced by the Fall; Genesis 3:6) that'll attack you in stealth and force you to do the unthinkable, the extramarital intercourse that is the soul-annihilator of Satan's choice!

Proverbs 6:32
But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.


Where would this lead you?



Through Hallow, Worcestershire, it would lead you to a vortex of sin and lechery, a spiral that will degenerate the double helix of your DNA into the whirlpool of heterosexual fornication and eventually sodomy, as the mere pleasures of the reproductive organ grow lukewarm and give way to rectal obsessions, the maelstrom of males entering the colonic passage and eventually casting you into the Bottomless Pit.


This is the Bottomless Pit, the main street of Hallow. The supposed "Church" on the background is CoE cult temple not suitable for True Christians™.


This is the Hallow post office.


2. The Nourishment

Matthew 4:4
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.


This is clear. It is the ultimate Truth™ as it is written in the Bible. The Hallow-men have tainted this, as their principal form of nutrition is a black, Satanistic liquid that they consume at every meal and export everywhere.

The Worcester Sauce.
Quote:
Today, the label on bottles of the sauce lists vinegar, molasses, sugar, salt, anchovies, tamarind extract, onions and garlic. But it doesn't reveal the identity of other key ingredients, merely adding 'spice' and 'flavouring'.
Mr Keogh's documents reveal that these could include cloves, soy sauce, lemons, pickles and peppers.


Spices? Things that were buried with Sweet Jesus to make Him comfortable for His couple of days in the Tomb?

John 19:40
Then took they the body of Jesus, and wound it in
linen clothes with the spices, as the manner of the Jews is to bury.


Vinegar? Mocking Jesus's stay on the Cross even further?

Luke 23:36
And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him
vinegar,


I dare not even mention the Asiatic, heathen ingredients of "tamarind" and "soy", favorite foods of the Vegetarian Cult. This liquid is apparently used to produce a beverage called "Bloody Mary", a part of the Catholic Cult, a typical hoax of the cultists to lure our Young men away from True Christianity™. This is evidenced by the picture below showing a statue stained with this sauce.



They do this by mixing the sauce with this:



Psalms 5:6
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the
bloody and deceitful man.


3. What to do in Hallow?

The Hallow Village is a hotpot of all kinds of frolic engaging both children and elders in sodomistic activities. This includes gambling...




...and cross-dressing!
Quote:
Fancy Dress Competition
Kindly Sponsored by Ladygo Stores, Hallow
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.



4. Where the Evolutionary Cult was Born...

Darwin invented it under the influence of Satan? Of course he did, but there were other ugly souls involved with the events that reached their pinnacle in 1859 and produced the "Original Species", the book that Jesus uses for toilet paper in Heaven! One of these men was Charles Bell (12 November 1774 – 28 April 1842), a Scottish (bad!) surgeon, anatomist, neurologist, and philosophical theologian (very bad!), a man with a girly complexion. He died in Hallow (and is buried there) when traversing from Edinburgh to London.



He studied faces and his principal work was called "Essays on The Anatomy and Philosophy of Expression" (1824). This study was one of the pivotal ones plagiarized by Darwin, having a large role in the development of Darwin's cult about the origins of human life; and Darwin eventually twisted these ideas even further in his The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals (1872)


This is Charles's tomb.


5. Summary.
1. Whoredom.
2. Papism.
3. Cross-dressing.
4. Total depravity with the Evolutionary Cult.
A village of only 1000 inhabitants could not attain all this without the direct intervention of Satan. Jesus weeps.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Hallow, Worcestershire: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity? - 09-29-2016, 05:53 AM

Thank you Professor White for again sharing one of your thoroughly researched and unassailable missives into the dark world of moral degeneracy, sin, and sodomy.

We in America also live under the shadow of the papists and cathylicks, and where the priest's domiciles are called "Rectories" (a clear derivative of "rectum"). The cathylicks here also engage in ritualistic gambling, but it is often held hidden in their church basements and is called "BINGO" night. I see that the Hallow Village version is advertised much more prominently, and note that it features a "buffet supper" - no doubt a euphemism for young boy sodomy that keeps the local constable from raiding the place.

I too have a 20-year old rarely used bottle of that Worcestershire Sauce in my kitchen cabinet and have often wondered what kept it from going bad after all those years. I used to think it had some nuclear waste as one of the ingredients.

The "Bloody Mary" was once popular here in America, but most elders here were aware of its properties of making just about anything look good of whatever was left at closing time. The younger generation has moved on to much more sinister concoctions that no doubt promote more debauchery than just ordinary fornication.


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