[Jensbanan]

Hello

I am a dane and i read some of the things you wrote about my country. And i have to say that your facts are kinda wrong. But you still managed to keep a thread going.
It has more than 250 replies!

I am now starting at the beginning and hoping we could discuss this, without having to read 250 posts.

Why do you hate Denmark? Please think about your arguments and do some beackground research before you write something.

Looking forward hearing from you.

[Bobby-Joe]

We don't hate anyone friend. As Jesus teaches us we TRUE Christians™ embrace love. It's God who hates Denmark.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Jensbanan]

Okay then...

Why does god hate Denmark?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Okay then...

Why does god hate Denmark?

That's been covered extensively in another thread. Don't be lazy.

This is an introduction thread. Please tell us about yourself, your church and your personal relationship with Jesus.

[TravisDK]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Okay then...

Why does god hate Denmark?

First of all I'm going to have to correct you.... It's 250 PAGES with almost 2500 posts.

So it's quite possible that you'll find the answer to your question if you read it through

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Okay then...

Why does god hate Denmark?

Typical. There exists a thread where this question has been asked 1,000 times, with the same answer. Yet you are too 'special' to read it. You need to be coddled. You need it to be spoon fed to you. It is this attitude that really burns baby Jesus's buns. You need to read the thread. You need to read the KJV Bible. You need to follow Gods word as He had it written. And stop the incessant whining. Enough already!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Okay then...

Why does god hate Denmark?

These ten threads discuss the evil of Denmark in detail.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/tags.php?tag=denmark

Sufficient to say any country that furnishes state sponsored transvestite hookers to visitors is no place the Lord is welcome.

I would like to turn the question around. Why do you think Denmark is a TRUE Christian country?

[Jensbanan]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Okay i'm really sorry.

But will you please answer my question and stop using the word "rectum" it is kinda gross.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Okay i'm really sorry.

But will you please answer my question and stop using the word "rectum" it is kinda gross.

Son, gross is you having welcomed the demons into you rectum in the first place.

What sort of man spreads his cheeks for the devil?

[Nobar King]

The whole point of this forum, besides being a place for Chirstian fellowship, is to attract the unsaved to witness the True Gospel of Jesus Christ and be truly saved before the rapture so that they will go to heaven and not be roasted in hell. It's truly a miracle that you have joined this forum, and I wish the best for you.

[Colin Cameron]

I would have thought God hating Denmarkadia as obvious.

Dark island inhabitted by heathens who wear horns on theri head - JUST LIKE THE DEVIL!!!

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by Jensbanan

Hello

I am a dane and i read some of the things you wrote about my country. And i have to say that your facts are kinda wrong. But you still managed to keep a thread going.
It has more than 250 replies!

I am now starting at the beginning and hoping we could discuss this, without having to read 250 posts.

Why do you hate Denmark? Please think about your arguments and do some beackground research before you write something.

Looking forward hearing from you.

This is not much of an introduction. You have not told anything about yourself, expect you come from Denmark and don't like reading entire threads before commenting.

[zarca88]

Am i Dane too, and i was shocked to read the thread!
I will be glad to clear up some things too:
The accusations follows:

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."

THE DANISH WORD FOR RAPE IS NOT VIKING. IT'S VOLDTÆGT! IN FACT, THE WORDS ARENT EVEN SIMILAR. YES, VIKINGS DID ROB AND RAPE WOMEN BUT THIS ALL HAPPENED MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. AND AS DENMARK BECAME A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY THE CRUSADES STOPPED. DONT JUDGE ALL OF DENMARK FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.. LOOK AT AMERICA A THOUSAND YEARS AGO AND LOOK AT SLAVERY.. ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE INNOCENT!

2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. WE HOST THE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE TO MAKE THIS WORLD GREENER AND BETTER AND YOU THROW THAT AT US?? NO SUCH THING HAS HAPPENED!

3.The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE "TOUR DE FRANCE"!

4.Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

H.C. ANDERSEN IS NOT SATAN. HE WROTE A LOT OF GREAT BOOKS (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE).. LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID.. ONE OF THE GREATEST DISNEY MOVIES OF ALL TIME. THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY!

5.Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

WHY IS LEGO, SINFUL?? THIS HELPS CHILDREN BE CREATIVE.. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SINFUL BEHAVIOR.. HOW CAN CHILDREN EVEN BE SINFUL? - THEY ARE SO PURE OF HEART.. I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IF YOU SEE INNOCENT CHILDREN AS SINFUL.

6.The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING ISNT DANISH - ITS SWEDISH... GET UR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE MAKING DUMB ACCUSATIONS.

7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE SHOWS IN MY LIFE! CLEARLY MADE UP FOR SOMEONES AMUSEMENT!

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

DANISH GAY COUPLES ARE ALLOWED TO MARRY AND ADOPT IF THEY ARE SUITED... THATS BECAUSE DENMARK IS A FREE COUNTRY WHERE EVERYBODY IS ACCEPTED FOR WHO THEY ARE... NOT MEANING PEOPLE CAN COMMIT A CRIME..! SO RAPING OF ANYONE CERTAINLY DOES NOT TAKE PLACE!

9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."

YES, DANISH CAR TAXES ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH... THAT SAID.. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STEALING.. OUR ECONOMY ISNT THE WORST IN EUROPE.. IN FACT, ITS ONE OF THE BEST IN EUROPE!!
WE ARE COUNTRY WITH FREE HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE, FREE SCHOOL/UNIVERSITY FOR EVERYONE AND THE GOVERNMENT HELPS THE POOR AND PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE...
AMERICA SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR SYSTEM, BECAUSE IT NEEDS A DRASTIC CHANGE.. EVERYONE SICK SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE CURED, EVERYONE WILLING TO LEARN SHOULD HAVE THE POSSIBILITY TO GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT GETTING INTO FINANCIAL TROUBLE!

10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."

B.T IS A GOSSIP NEWSPAPER, SO I WOULD CHECK MY SOURCES BEFORE A LASH OUT ON A DECEASED, WELL-RESPECTED AUTHOR!

ALL LEFT TO SAY; WATCH ZEITGEIST, THE MOVIE....

AMEN!!!!

[Noah Sole]

Hello Zarca88

You seem to know a lot about Dinmark, are you Dinnish?

Why are you here? We are here to worship God, why don't you join us.

Re Zitgeist: I've never watched that movie, though a friend of mine said it was crap.

All the best

[Roberta]

I have a turbo Volvo estate. You guys build great cars!

And a lot of the local guys are into huffing Copenhagen. I have never tried it though.

This church is what I like best about Denmark. Do they have a muezzin for each tower?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by zarca88

Am i Dane too, and i was shocked to read the thread!
I will be glad to clear up some things too:
The accusations follows:

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."

THE DANISH WORD FOR RAPE IS NOT VIKING. IT'S VOLDTÆGT! IN FACT, THE WORDS ARENT EVEN SIMILAR. YES, VIKINGS DID ROB AND RAPE WOMEN BUT THIS ALL HAPPENED MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. AND AS DENMARK BECAME A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY THE CRUSADES STOPPED. DONT JUDGE ALL OF DENMARK FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.. LOOK AT AMERICA A THOUSAND YEARS AGO AND LOOK AT SLAVERY.. ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE INNOCENT!

2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. WE HOST THE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE TO MAKE THIS WORLD GREENER AND BETTER AND YOU THROW THAT AT US?? NO SUCH THING HAS HAPPENED!

3.The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE "TOUR DE FRANCE"!

4.Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

H.C. ANDERSEN IS NOT SATAN. HE WROTE A LOT OF GREAT BOOKS (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE).. LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID.. ONE OF THE GREATEST DISNEY MOVIES OF ALL TIME. THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY!

5.Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

WHY IS LEGO, SINFUL?? THIS HELPS CHILDREN BE CREATIVE.. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SINFUL BEHAVIOR.. HOW CAN CHILDREN EVEN BE SINFUL? - THEY ARE SO PURE OF HEART.. I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IF YOU SEE INNOCENT CHILDREN AS SINFUL.

6.The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING ISNT DANISH - ITS SWEDISH... GET UR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE MAKING DUMB ACCUSATIONS.

7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE SHOWS IN MY LIFE! CLEARLY MADE UP FOR SOMEONES AMUSEMENT!

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

DANISH GAY COUPLES ARE ALLOWED TO MARRY AND ADOPT IF THEY ARE SUITED... THATS BECAUSE DENMARK IS A FREE COUNTRY WHERE EVERYBODY IS ACCEPTED FOR WHO THEY ARE... NOT MEANING PEOPLE CAN COMMIT A CRIME..! SO RAPING OF ANYONE CERTAINLY DOES NOT TAKE PLACE!

9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."

YES, DANISH CAR TAXES ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH... THAT SAID.. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STEALING.. OUR ECONOMY ISNT THE WORST IN EUROPE.. IN FACT, ITS ONE OF THE BEST IN EUROPE!!
WE ARE COUNTRY WITH FREE HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE, FREE SCHOOL/UNIVERSITY FOR EVERYONE AND THE GOVERNMENT HELPS THE POOR AND PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE...
AMERICA SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR SYSTEM, BECAUSE IT NEEDS A DRASTIC CHANGE.. EVERYONE SICK SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE CURED, EVERYONE WILLING TO LEARN SHOULD HAVE THE POSSIBILITY TO GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT GETTING INTO FINANCIAL TROUBLE!

10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."

B.T IS A GOSSIP NEWSPAPER, SO I WOULD CHECK MY SOURCES BEFORE A LASH OUT ON A DECEASED, WELL-RESPECTED AUTHOR!

ALL LEFT TO SAY; WATCH ZEITGEIST, THE MOVIE....

AMEN!!!!

tl;dr

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.