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Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-13-2008, 10:27 PM

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If no one is in heaven until Judgment Day, then that also means no one is in hell until then, right?

So, why do you say people are burning in hell right now? (including our beloved John Paul the Great, who I know is at home with the Lord)
I've never said anyone is burning in Hell right now.

John, Paul, George, AND Ringo will ALL be resurrected in the second resurrection of the dead, and cast into eternal torment in the Lake of Fire.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-13-2008, 10:44 PM

Really? Then how do you explain THIS libel?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/pope.html

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-13-2008, 11:04 PM

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Really? Then how do you explain THIS libel?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/pope.html

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Brother Hardwick is an honorable man, and you aren't fit to lick his patent leather shoes. I see nothing libelous about that sermon. But thank you for highlighting it once again.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-13-2008, 11:06 PM

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Really? Then how do you explain THIS libel?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/pope.html

GET BEHIND ME SATAN!
I must explain nothing. I am pastor of a church in Indiana, if you hadn't noticed. As I have stated, I have never said that anyone is burning in Hell at this moment. I cannot speak for others.

Perhaps the folks at Landover and I have some disagreements on doctrine, but we both believe that following the whole Word of God is the only way to Heaven.

Interesting sermon, though. I'd overlooked it. I imagine it's very much what Pope RuPaul would say if he were in Hell at the present moment . . . assuming he has any compassion whatsoever for his fellow humans!


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-26-2008, 10:01 PM

How about any religion that cuts down someone else's instead of just preaching? Honestly, what kind of a question is this? If the baptist church is so sure of it's truths then why not spend more time preachin them, less time being non-christian (cutting down other peoples beliefs) God taught with love and explained why other people were wrong but never bashed them like this
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-27-2008, 04:08 AM

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How about any religion that cuts down someone else's instead of just preaching? Honestly, what kind of a question is this? If the baptist church is so sure of it's truths then why not spend more time preachin them, less time being non-christian (cutting down other peoples beliefs) God taught with love and explained why other people were wrong but never bashed them like this
Joshy, have you ever read the Holy Bible? Have you even bothered to read this thread from the beginning?

Get back to us when you've done one or both of those things. The adults are talking here boy.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-27-2008, 09:33 PM

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Joshy, have you ever read the Holy Bible? Have you even bothered to read this thread from the beginning?

Get back to us when you've done one or both of those things. The adults are talking here boy.

Boy, excuse me, but a "boy" as you call it, is not 24 years old as I am, and I'm sure I've read more of The Holy bible (Catholic) then you have with your kjv version which is missing 6 books! Oh, wait Catholics added to the bible right? Get real. There are 33,000 protestant religions and only one Catholic Church. Get to know your history before you fire nonsense at me. And lastly, there are several baptists churches in the world, are they all wrong but yours? How do you know? And if you say "The Holy Spirit lets me know" then what about the 33,000 other denominations that claim the same thing? Here's a solution, try looking up what early Church writers believed, you know the ones that actually walked around in the apolstolic age. But wait, then you might have to consider becoming Catholic so you better not.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-27-2008, 09:39 PM

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Boy, excuse me, but a "boy" as you call it, is not 24 years old as I am, and I'm sure I've read more of The Holy bible (Catholic) then you have with your kjv version which is missing 6 books! Oh, wait Catholics added to the bible right? Get real. There are 33,000 protestant religions and only one Catholic Church. Get to know your history before you fire nonsense at me. And lastly, there are several baptists churches in the world, are they all wrong but yours? How do you know? And if you say "The Holy Spirit lets me know" then what about the 33,000 other denominations that claim the same thing? Here's a solution, try looking up what early Church writers believed, you know the ones that actually walked around in the apolstolic age. But wait, then you might have to consider becoming Catholic so you better not.
Good grief, Another rant from an angry Mary worshipping Catlick who is on the fast track to hell.

You could read a book a billion times, it still won't get you to heaven, especially if it is spreading the wrong message!


Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-27-2008, 09:48 PM

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How about any religion that cuts down someone else's instead of just preaching? Honestly, what kind of a question is this? If the baptist church is so sure of it's truths then why not spend more time preachin them, less time being non-christian (cutting down other peoples beliefs) God taught with love and explained why other people were wrong but never bashed them like this
God routinely ordered genocide against people who got on His bad side. That's in the Bible, and I'm sure that it's even in your Romanist corruption of the Bible.

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Boy, excuse me, but a "boy" as you call it, is not 24 years old as I am, and I'm sure I've read more of The Holy bible (Catholic) then you have with your kjv version which is missing 6 books! Oh, wait Catholics added to the bible right? Get real. There are 33,000 protestant religions and only one Catholic Church. Get to know your history before you fire nonsense at me. And lastly, there are several baptists churches in the world, are they all wrong but yours? How do you know? And if you say "The Holy Spirit lets me know" then what about the 33,000 other denominations that claim the same thing? Here's a solution, try looking up what early Church writers believed, you know the ones that actually walked around in the apolstolic age. But wait, then you might have to consider becoming Catholic so you better not.
Do you genuinely not see how easily that argument could be turned against you? Of course there's only one Catholic "church"; once you specify an individual denomination, there is by definition only one of it. How do you know that Romanism is right and those other "churches" are wrong? They all claim to go back to the year 33, and they can't all be right.

As for the early church writers, their words are not Divinely inspired unless they appear in the Bible. The Bible tells us how Jesus identifies a True Christian™:

Matt. 7:21: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

And what is the will of the Father? That's right: The will of the Father is what the Bible says it is. Every time you indulge in Biblically incorrect practices such as Mary-hailing, calling your celibate priests "Father," or performing a "continuing sacrifice" of the Mass when Jesus was sacrificed once (Heb. 10:10), you depart from God's will.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-27-2008, 09:52 PM

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Good grief, Another rant from an angry Mary worshipping Catlick who is on the fast track to hell.

You could read a book a billion times, it still won't get you to heaven, especially if it is spreading the wrong message!

So now your God and can say I'm going to hell? And as far as worshipping Mary, how in the world do you presume to know what's in my mind and heart? Incidently, the bible states that fortune telling is rubbish and sinful. And as far as worship goes, you should take a long look at the history of the kjv and it's creator. (King James not God) 8 different versions
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So now your God and can say I'm going to hell? And as far as worshipping Mary, how in the world do you presume to know what's in my mind and heart? Incidently, the bible states that fortune telling is rubbish and sinful. And as far as worship goes, you should take a long look at the history of the kjv and it's creator. (King James not God) 8 different versions
Perhaps you need to read into this Catholic religion of yours. Maybe view THIS or maybe THIS ONE There are alot of links here where you can find useful information about our beliefs and the problems with Catholics.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-29-2008, 03:10 PM

I belive scientology is the worst false religion by far because they are the ones trying to force there religion down every ones throughts
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-29-2008, 04:35 PM

$cientology isn't the worst by far.

Though their doctrine is science fiction at best, garbled drunk talk at worst, and their practices demand their followers to turn away from the friends, families, and God, they don't have the impact on the world scene to compare to the other major false religions who have corrupted significant populations.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-02-2008, 07:30 PM

Why do we even ask this question? They all worship Satan and they are all evil! It's like asking which is worse between a sodomite and a demoncrat. They're the same thing!
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-02-2008, 08:08 PM

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Why do we even ask this question? They all worship Satan and they are all evil! It's like asking which is worse between a sodomite and a demoncrat. They're the same thing!
Are you actually trying to say that our Spiritual Mother Glendora is wrong?
You should was your mouth out right now.



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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-02-2008, 08:49 PM

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Are you actually trying to say that our Spiritual Mother Glendora is wrong?
You should was your mouth out right now.
I'm sorry if that's what it sounds like! I have nothing but the utmost respect for Mother Glendora, but I simply don't see what difference there is between one hell-bound Satan worshipper and another hell-bound Satan worshipper.

Evil is evil, regardless of what kind of evil they want to call it.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-06-2008, 11:34 PM

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I'm sorry if that's what it sounds like! I have nothing but the utmost respect for Mother Glendora, but I simply don't see what difference there is between one hell-bound Satan worshipper and another hell-bound Satan worshipper.

Evil is evil, regardless of what kind of evil they want to call it.
There is, after all, the "Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own." selection.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-10-2008, 02:27 PM

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Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.

You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 09-10-2008, 06:04 PM

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They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose, but I'll go with lie-beral "Christians":

Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney, John-3:16-only "Christians." Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory!
SO GODS WRATH MEANS MORE THAN HIS LOVE YOU DO KNOW WE ARE UNDER THE LAW OF LOVE DONT YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUN YOU GET BY DRILLING HATRED TORD THE WORD OF GOD NOTHING WAS WROTE IN VAIN BECUSE IF YOU LOVE ONE ONOTHER YOU WOULDNT BE LOOP WARM IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME WHAT YOU ARE PREACHING IS FALSE TEACHING
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