A Quick Reminder:
- The European scum calls soccer "football".
- It is one of the principal forms of "male bonding" on that God-Forsaken continent and a leading cause of homosexual choices.
- At this very moment, the French are organizing a tournament with dozens of European "countries" participating, although we must all thank Jesus that he considered it prudent to prevent the Netherlands (Holland) from qualifying. Praise Jesus.
Some sordid images depicting this,
the vilest of sports, that are forever haunting our retinas can be seen below (NSFW or Ladies):
1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
You'd think that it was enough for soccer-sodomites to
flaunt their fornication on stadiums.
It is not. In addition to the players, the
audience consists mostly of aspiring homosexuals. And as the sodomistic lifestyle progresses,
more and more stimuli are needed to bring the young sodomite to the
climax through
rectal stimulation. By the time the sodomite reaches the stadium at the age of 18 years, he's been experimenting with
countless men, his nether regions have been
stretched to their limits with the extremely
large male organs of other sodomites (for a discussion about tallywhacker size and sexual orientation choice, see this
Report by the LBC University).
Thus, we enter the
EURO 2016 stadiums. June 18 2016, the City of Nice was not nice to this young homer.
Match: France-Albania. A young supporter entered the stadium with a
7 inch flare in his
rectum.
Quote:
A French football fan was tonight facing prosecution after hiding a flare up his bottom, and then burning himself and two others with the firework at Euro 2016.
The smoke bombs are strictly banned in all stadiums during the competition in France, but the 18-year-old managed to smuggle it through a number of security checks and into the fanzone in the southern city of Nice.
He then took the 7ins x 1.5ins device out of his rectum during France's 2-0 victory against Albania last Wednesday, and set it off.
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This is what he
detonated in his rectum. Only by
explosives can these homers reach satisfaction. As evidenced above, the explosion was so powerful that those around him were injured, as well.
This is the
colon and the
rectum (lowest blue part of the image) of a sodomite.
The depravity of the sodomite community or their ingenuity when discovering new ways to climax does not cease to amaze us. Thus, it seems tha
t all the players and spectators of this mildly entertaining event are sodomites. WRONG! There is a team that struggles to overturn the homertide and bring home the
Victory for
Jesus,
Godly Russia is participating.
What do the other soccer fans do when the Russian supporters arrive? You guessed it! They use
extreme violence to bring the followers of
Mr. Putin to shame! Thousands of
English homers attacked unarmed Russian supporters in the Muslim City of
Marseilles as these two countries were about to engage in friendly football rivalry.
Here we can see a
Russian heterosexual (left) defending himself against the
British invasion (on the right).
Why is this? Because
the soccer community hates Jesus and His supporters. However, Jesus wins (as always). It took only approximately
200 Russian followers of
God to defeat the tens of thousands of English criminals.
Here the English sodomites are opposing the
French army that tries to control them with tear gas. Tears should be left to
God to take care of!
Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.
Let us all pray for
a Russian victory as the team of
Mr. Putin is about to engage the English county of
Wales tonight. We're certain that
Jesus will not let one of His principal advisors,
Mr. Putin, down! Still, He needs
our help to bring shame and suffering to the sodomites that swarm the EURO 2016 tournament!
Mr. Putin Loves
Baby Jesus.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer