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06-23-2008, 04:48 AM
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Open up any can of Star Kist tuna, and there will plenty of dolphin meat in there. Don't know about whale meat, though. You might need to special order that one.
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Either that or just go into any Jap restaurant. They put whale in everything.
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11-01-2013, 10:46 PM
well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts
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11-02-2013, 12:08 AM
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well first of all this post is fake as such ...tl;dr...these are facts
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Why post obvious fakery?
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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11-02-2013, 05:08 PM
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well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts
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Can anybody break this wall of text into readable sentences with periods and commas, please?
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11-02-2013, 05:40 PM
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well first of all this post is fake as such a thing happening would have peta up in arms the picture with the machine gun is clearly edited in and badly if i may say so not only that you found those black hawk pics off google and those dolphins are beached ones from 2009 in California U.S.A and evolution dosnt work like that in fact in our lifetime evolution has truly been observed with rats and silver foxes and were silver foxes were over the period of 60 years in Russia became tame they got larger heads and more dog like characteristics and with the common pet/fancy rat they have became more tame more curious and needing to not camouflage have changed to exotic fur colour's so females find them more attractive and so humans like them more pigeons have also evolved along side us as they since the early medieval times have been scavenging off humans before this they were foragers and now there scabbers not only if you had done that that is animal abuse it dosnt matter what you believe these are facts
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12-20-2013, 08:25 PM
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You didn't disprove evolution, because evolution takes thousands and millions of year for a significant adaption to a new environment to take place. I suggest you read Richard Dawkins' Mount Improbable before conducting any more such experiments.
I would also like to point out that what you're doing is animal cruelty and I repels me further from your religion if that's the stuff your "kind" does.
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But the planet is only roughly 6,000 years old so you are automatically disproved.
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12-30-2013, 12:38 AM
I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.
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12-30-2013, 12:44 AM
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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.
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12-30-2013, 12:44 AM
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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.
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1.) Please use the quote feature so we know what you're talking about.
2.) Go to the introductions subforum and tell about yourself, so we know where you stand before God. This was we know whether you are here to praise God with us or to defecate in the sweet Baby Jesus' face.
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12-30-2013, 12:51 AM
Wisconsin? Isn't that where someone lives who is in rehab?
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12-30-2013, 12:57 AM
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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul...
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1) No pic, no proof.
2) How do you know what Jesus did with his soul? Are you able to see souls, or Jesus?
3) As Jesus DEMANDS that all those that believe in Him obey all secular laws, you can just march yourself down to the nearest police station and turn yourself in to face a murder trial (on the plus side, you'll meet plenty of fellow Christians while you're incarcerated for the rest of your natural life).
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Just because unsubstantiated claims by some goof on the internets is enough proof for you, don't expect others (like the True Christians™) to be so gullible.
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12-30-2013, 06:31 AM
Unbelievable how depraved dolphins are. They get "high" on the drugs!
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What does a dolphin use to get high? A toxic puffer fish that makes them lapse into a trance-like state!
Dolphins are said to share the human traits of bravery, jealousy and even a sense of humour.
But it seems they share some worrying vices as well.
Scientists were amazed at footage of the mammals apparently getting 'high' with the help of a toxic puffer fish.
Seaworld sillies: Dolphins have been filmed eating toxic puffer fish, which when digested in small doses can have a 'narcotic-like effect'
In an extraordinary scene filmed for a new TV series, the dolphins are shown gently passing the fish between them. Experts believe the creatures are using the toxins, which emerge from the puffer fish as part of its defence mechanism, for their own enjoyment.
They nudge the fish with their snouts and as the toxin is released into the water, they seem to lapse into a trance-like state.
At one point the dolphins are seen floating just underneath the water's surface, apparently mesmerised by their own reflections.
The dolphins were filmed gently playing with the puffer, passing it between each other for 20 to 30 minutes at a time, unlike the fish they had caught as prey which were swiftly torn apart.
The footage, from a forthcoming BBC1 show called Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, was taken by wildlife filmmaker John Downer – who has previously used hidden cameras to bring the secrets of penguin colonies to television screens.
Mr Downer designed underwater cameras disguised as squid, tuna and even other dolphins.
Toxic trance: The footage, captured in the TV series Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, shows the dolphins deliberately putting the puffer fish in their mouths and afterward, appearing intoxicated hanging near the surface.
Zoologist and series producer Rob Pilley said that it was the first time dolphins had been filmed behaving this way.
He added: 'We saw the dolphins handle the puffers with kid gloves, very gently and delicately like they were almost milking them to not upset the fish too much or kill it.
'As a result the fish released various toxins as a defence.
'The dolphins then seemed to be mesmerised.'
He insisted that the scene couldn't have been a one-off encounter, saying: 'The dolphins were specifically going for the puffers and deliberately handling them with care.'
Fun-loving fish: The dolphins were filmed watching their reflections just below the surface in the series which used cameras disguised as sea creatures including a dolphin to get a glimpse of the mysterious life of the mammal
Never seen before: Viewers can watch a mother teaching her calf to catch fish and leap from water, as well as finding themselves at the centre of huge megapods with thousands of dolphins swimming around them at once in the up close footage.
The BBC1 series follows the success of Penguins: Spy In the Huddle, which used similar tactics of disguised cameras, documentary producer Mr Downer was eager to create a range of cameras disguised as sea creatures to offer viewers unprecedented proximity to their favourite species.
As well as the Dolphincam, the Tunacam, Turtlecam and Squidcam have also been created for different spying roles, with each fitted with HD cameras to capture life under the sea.
With the help of the cameras, viewers can watch a mother teaching her calf to catch fish and leap from water, as well as finding themselves at the centre of huge megapods with thousands of dolphins swimming around them at once.
Hundreds of hours of filming were put into the programme which will be narrated by David Tennant. Some 900 hours of raw footage collected over a year from around the world including America, Coasta Rica, South Africa, Argentina and Australia. The puffer fish footage was filmed in waters near Mozambique.
The film crew also dived some 1,500 times, spending nearly 3,000 hours at sea filming with the Spy Creatures in all types of weather.
Sea spies: The disguised cameras included Turtlecam (pictured), Tunacam and Squidcam to spy on other deep sea species.
Speaking of the project, Mr Downer said: 'Unlike Penguin-cams, this time our spy creatures had to keep pace with fast-moving dolphins, often out in the deep ocean.
'The dolphins were very curious about their new neighbours and allowed them into their lives.'
Downer's last project, Spy in the Huddle, took viewers inside the world of penguins by deploying 50 cameras to the arctic for almost a year.
The first of the two-part series will air on Thursday, January 2 at 8pm on BBC1.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-30-2013, 06:41 AM
I have to wonder if Mr. "Downer" isn't just teaching these fish bad habits in an effort to get more funding from the atheistic Big Science. These beasts may have large complicated brains, but they are still just soulless fish.
I guess it is possible this is Satan-provoked behavior though, as elephants have been observed getting drunk from fermenting fruit. Satan just isn't happy unless he's toying with ALL of God's creation.
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02-03-2014, 04:49 PM
I find it hillarious with all these scientists and wannabe-intellectuals claiming that dolphins are mammals, while its obvious to all Christians that dolphins are nothing more than air breathing fish. So they are mammals!? Come on! They have fins! They live in the sea! Can it even get more obvious that they are fish?
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02-20-2015, 05:59 PM
Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
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02-20-2015, 06:04 PM
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Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
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....And the Bible tells us that evolution did not happen, because God created the entire universe in six days (Genesis 1:1-31).
I hope that was helpful, sweetie.
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02-20-2015, 06:07 PM
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Idiots eveloution is a process that takes millions of years and over generations through genetic mutations that are favorable in that environment.
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Your condition is not hopeless. Try a tablespoon of baking soda mixed with water. That will neutralize the acid, which will escape with a large belch.
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02-20-2015, 06:24 PM
You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
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02-20-2015, 06:35 PM
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You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
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Evolution made the assertion. It's up to evolution to substantiate it's wacky claims.
That's how real science works:not some ad hoc controversial claims about monkeys.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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02-20-2015, 09:00 PM
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You guys were trying to disprove it. But you can't disprove it nor can you prove it. Exactly why it's theory. Hence the THEORY of eveloution.
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Well, science isn't really into proving things, as science does not seek some sort of absolute truth. A theory in science is something that has been strongly supported by evidence. Evolution is the theory which explains the best the current body of biological and geological evidence of present and past fauna and flora.
The thing is, that scientific evidence does not bother the members of this lovely congregation. You can throw buckets of data at them, and they won't budge. That's because they operate within a religious paradigm, not a scientific/empirical paradigm.
Professor Elmer White has explained very eloquently the Landover Baptist way of thinking about scientific evidence.
In a way, this congregation has a very progressive, post-modernist view of science, rejecting the optimism of scientific positivism!
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