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Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Old 01-10-2015, 05:02 AM
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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

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Really are you kidding me. This is how you win souls for the kingdom? With blind ignorant hate?
I don't understand your concern. Would you prefer if we lured people in under false pretenses?

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We are to love each other as Christ loved the church, not condemn and hate.
We do love and prefer each other (among True Christians™; Romans 12:10). We also do our best to tolerate the non-believers (Romans 12:18).

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Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?
No. Hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing and does something else (source). Please show me an example of any being a hypocrite.

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Guaranteed salvation?. "No man cometh to the Father but through me. Get your facts straight.
We do. We follow all God's commandments, therefore, our Salvation is guaranteed. (It's kinda like if you are perfectly prepared for an exam, you are guaranteed to pass it).

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God bless
Thank you, dear. God does blesses us, and I will pray that He has mercy for your poor soul.

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and vape on.
Uh, thanks, but no thanks.
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Old 01-20-2015, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I have never seen Jesus with a 'e-cig'. He leads by example.
Sucking on one of those infernal machines is a precursor to giving oral sex to the Devil himself. Inhaling steaming vapors indeed. What do you think Hell is full of, the vapors from the sulfur and brimstone, the exact same ingredients in the juice you addicts crave.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Amen, Brother. All that "juice" they put in those robot cigarettes is full of satan's jizz and chemicals that turn you into a liberal queer.

What's wrong with Lucky Strikes? Those cigarettes helped America beat the japs!

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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Utterly disgusting!

I am a heavy smoker, 3 packs a day of Pall Mall full flavor. Tobacco grown in America and harvested by Mexicans, as it should be.

The family was a little low on money after I got fired from my Paramedic job with the county. Somehow they felt smoking in the back of the ambulance with a patient was some how unprofessional. I signed up for a temporary paramedic position on an offshore oil rig. Surely the manlyest place on earth right? Nope... they banned smoking on the rig and come to find out it wasnt very manly after all. Half the workers were slurping juice out of e-cigs like a 12 year old sodomite trainee at a NAMBLA convention.

Here are just a few of the names of these "Mods" and "Tanks" they were using:

Atlantis: Named after some demonic race of fish people.
Nautilus: Named after a submarine shaped like ( you guessed it ) a dong.
Manhattan: The gayest city on the east coast.
Hobo: More like Homo!
Kayfun: More like Gayfun!
Pro Tank: More like Bro Spank!
I Stick Mini: More like I sit and spinny
RDA: More like R U Gay?


And whats worse, the seminal fluid of satan they were filling these tanks with had names like: Deadly Sin, Panty Dropper, Dragons Blood, Thug Juice, Hawk Sauce ( yeah, Chicken Hawk! ), Creamy Vanila Custard, H1N1 the Virus ( I hope it was the AIDS virus ), Apple Jax ( Refering to mastrubating a ginger, and Melon Boba ( More like Felon Homo! )

Since they confinscated my trusty Zippo lighter at the heliport, I sat right down at the dinner table and dumped a full pack of cigarettes in a salad bowl, covered them with a half bottle of ranch dressing and ate it all, filters included.

That Zippo lighter was my wifes one year anniversary present. Every year since then we burn a book with it before bed.

Fortunatley I am back to 3 full packs a day. My new paramedic job consists of mainly hauling back woods queers to Big city hospitals for rectal cancer treatments or hospice for full blown AIDS cases. Because oxygen is flamable I always make sure to shut off the flow to my patient's oxygen masks while I am smoking.
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