[Jim C. Lombardo]

There's been trouble a plenty in the cesspool that is Los Vegas lately, where my brother, Joe, resides as the 17th Sheriff of Clark County. Recently, he had to deal with a very burdensome matter, when he learnt that a crazy cult of hippie rabbit worshipers have been sneaking wild feral rabbits to a secret temple compound and and letting run amok. As rabbits do, their number proliferated, multiplying by the hundreds. Eventually, the problem grew beyond the hippies' control they started beseeching the State of Nevada for government hand outs. When some of the rabbits started escaping and hopping into the backyards of good, elderly white Christian residents, he knew that affirmative action needed to be done. Rabbits of course are not the cute, cuddly little furballs that Disney makes them out on the silverscreen. Rabbits are infectious, lust-filled beasts! There among the most unclean of critters to crawleth on God's green earth!



Leviticus 11:6 (KJV) And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.


So my brother did what any proactive leader of the law would do, he hopped into a squad car one night, personally drove out to break into the compound and fed the bunnies with veggies laced with antifreeze! By morning, maybe about 20 bunnies were dead, but the hippies are trying to paint a smear against my brother, claiming he murdered hundreds, just to appeal to the fuzzy bunny snowflake lieberals! Now he tells me they aren't giving him a moments rest, staging protests and vandalizing his squad car with bags stuffed with the dead corpses of their furry buddies.
Please Pray for Brother Joe! He's a savior of the city of Vegas, ridding the land of the sin that resides, and these bleading heart ingrates should be thanking him!

[James Hutchins]

That is a problem.
What we do on the Hutchins Plantation, LLC is to dig a small trench (I have the field nigras do it) encircling the rabbit horde. Fill the trench with diesel. ignite it and have the young jigaboos scare the rabbits into the trench.
Any spoilage from the crops or use of diesel is tax deductible but not against tithes. Remember, tithe are on gross income, not net.