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Default Re: God doesn't exist and you have no proof - 09-05-2010, 12:25 PM

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God is gay...
Of course not. God is a straight male, white haired blue eyed American.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: God doesn't exist and you have no proof - 09-05-2010, 05:22 PM

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Of course not. God is a straight male, white haired blue eyed American.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

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Default Re: God doesn't exist and you have no proof - 09-15-2010, 08:44 AM

Every time I look at my childrensons, I see the work of God. It is impossible for such beauty to be primadoral cesspool waste.
Then you add in God's magnificent Earth and the planets and sun that encircle us. An 'accident'? Surely you jest.
Finally, factor in the eternity of heaven. A place where your Starbucks cup is always half full.


...Seriously? Really? we will even let you take that back.


Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Default Re: God doesn't exist and you have no proof - 09-15-2010, 08:48 AM

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Every time I look at my childrensons, I see the work of God. It is impossible for such beauty to be primadoral cesspool waste.
Then you add in God's magnificent Earth and the planets and sun that encircle us. An 'accident'? Surely you jest.
Finally, factor in the eternity of heaven. A place where your Starbucks cup is always half full.


...Seriously? Really? we will even let you take that back.
Starbucks is not a creation of God! It is the work of those money-grubbing zionist liebral joo's.

How dare you taint heaven with the kyke brush!

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Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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