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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-08-2009, 12:02 AM
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
12-30-2009, 09:53 PM
Agreed.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
12-30-2009, 10:04 PM
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Where does it say any of that in the Bible? Have you read any of this thread, or did you just jump in throwing wild accusations around like nobody's business?
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You can't use the bible to provide evidence for the bible, that's circumstantial and proves nothing. It is a fact that the romans had Jesus executed.
The stir Jesus created (not saying it's bad) religious leaders and threatened to destroy the fragile peace imposed by Rome. Jesus was arrested on a charge of treason and was crucified, a common form of execution for condemned criminals. To the Romans, Jesus was a troublemaker who had got his just desserts.
To the Christians, however, he was a martyr and it was soon clear that the execution had made Judaea even more unstable. Pontius Pilate – the Roman governor of Judaea and the man who ordered the crucifixion – was ordered home in disgrace. The jewish weren't really involved as much as many ignorant people tend to believe.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
12-30-2009, 10:07 PM
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You can't use the bible to provide evidence for the bible, [...]
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Is that like not being able to use "The Origin of The Species" to proclaim evolution?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2010, 08:39 AM
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[snippity-snip enormous quote/Mrs. R.]
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He was a Jew read it pay attion lesions are needed! King kames the real one!
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01-03-2010, 09:56 AM
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lessions are needed!
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By GOD young Missy, if anyone doesn't need any more lesions it's you! It's quite obvious by your posting that your poor brain has suffered quite enough lesions already.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2010, 09:59 AM
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By GOD young Missy, if anyone doesn't need any more lesions it's you! It's quite obvious by your posting that your poor brain has suffered quite enough lesions already.
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Exactly. The lesions in her brain are telling us that we have to pay some guy named "Attion" (sounds Greek to me). Then she mentions some king named Kames. Not sure what that is, but it could be Turkish.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2010, 11:36 AM
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He was a Jew read it pay attion lesions are needed! King kames the real one!
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What's a "pay attenion"Lesion? Is that what they give you kids at school? I've never heard of such a thing. I just google images lesions and i did not see a single "pay attion" one!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-10-2010, 11:21 PM
So given the deviance of jews, is the community consent that the region of Israel should be returned to the previous occupants that were forced out of their homes by a bunch of sorry jew-sympathizing brits that were irked by Hitler's previous successes? and also could America get the 50 billion dollars they've been giving Israel EVERY YEAR back?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-10-2010, 11:57 PM
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So given the deviance of jews, is the community consent that the region of Israel should be returned to the previous occupants that were forced out of their homes by a bunch of sorry jew-sympathizing brits that were irked by Hitler's previous successes? and also could America get the 50 billion dollars they've been giving Israel EVERY YEAR back?
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Why would we give it back? the Muslims are no better (and they were not forced out of their homes, the muslims were allowed to stay, and the Jews were already living there, it just was not officially their state). I say we should start a new crusade and recapture the Holy land!
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 07:13 AM
No, a man who was called "rabbi" was not a Jew. /sign
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 07:23 AM
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No, a man who was called "rabbi" was not a Jews. /sign
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Rabbi is just a Hebrew word meaning "Master'. He was certainly not what we know of the modern day Rabbi, as that basically didn't exist in those days, and did not become what we know of it now until after the destruction of the Temple when the Priesthood was destroyed. In fact, Jesus would probably have a problem with modern day Judaism, because He thinks He is the only person in the world who should be called "rabbi".
Matthew 23: 5But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,
6And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,
7And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.
8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 07:46 AM
So I guess the fact that Jesus preached in a synagogue and observed every jewish practice, law and tradition didn't make him Jewish either? /sign
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 07:48 AM
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So I guess the fact that Jesus preached in a synagogue and observed every jewish practice, law and tradition didn't make him Jewish either? /sign
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Can you back that up with Scripture, or are you just pulling it out of your ass?
Go back and READ THE FIRST POST in this thread and you will see why Jesus could not possibly have been a damned hook-nosed joo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 07:54 AM
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So I guess the fact that Jesus preached in a synagogue and observed every jewish practice, law and tradition didn't make him Jewish either? /sign
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Jesus actually destroyed every Jewish practice, law, and tradition. That's why we don't follow them anymore.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 08:15 AM
So, you don't observe the sabbath?
That is a Jewish practice.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-11-2010, 12:03 PM
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So, you don't observe the sabbath?
That is a Jewish practice.
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The Joo sabbath is on Saturday. If they're going to copy us anyway they might aswell do it right
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-13-2010, 12:21 PM
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The Joo sabbath is on Saturday. If they're going to copy us anyway they might aswell do it right
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I believe that their religion and traditions came first. So if anyone is copying, it is the Christians, not the Jews.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-13-2010, 01:41 PM
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I believe that their religion and traditions came first. So if anyone is copying, it is the Christians, not the Jews.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-13-2010, 03:22 PM
This thread fails..
The OP can't even spell "Jew"
Plus, no amount of copy and pasting will change history. Jesus was a dirty Jew, much like the ones you all enjoy to hate so much.
Hypocrisy? I think so
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