[the meek]

I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

How does this affect your Salvation? Bible book, chapter, and verse, please.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by the meek

I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.

Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by the meek

I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.

What kind of an introduction is that?

[Faith_Machine]

Well you certainly aren't meek about coming on here and getting people to think dirty thoughts about dirty body parts!

[the meek]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.

This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
Love and peace

[Mary Etheldreda]

Interesting tastes you have there, friend:

Originally Posted by the meek

Hank Williams

Farm Emo

Originally Posted by the meek

Johnny Cash

Farm Emo

Originally Posted by the meek

Ray Charles

Negro

Originally Posted by the meek

Curtis Mayfield

Negro

Originally Posted by the meek

Sienfeld

Jewish

Originally Posted by the meek

Woody Allen

Very Jewish

Originally Posted by the meek

Andy Warhol

Sodomite

Originally Posted by the meek

Robert Maplethorp

Extreme Sodomite

[Alvin Moss]

Mr. Meek, you are a strange bird indeed. I believe that your language skills are likely lacking. Your understanding of American is minimal and you have learned what little you know from the godless English who come to your country for a cheap vacation, Spain being the Mexico of Europe. This difficulty is causing confusion in our ranks as to whether you are here to vex us or you are just plain stupid. Will you please make clear your intentions?

[Vessel of Christ]

Originally Posted by the meek

This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
Love and peace

Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals

[Karameek]

Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ

Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals

Amen! Hellywood is a haven for sin.


John 3:8 - He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.

[GoldenShower]

There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by GoldenShower

There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others

Dear Mr. Shower,

The scholars disagree.

1. The atheist/false Christian scholars have published highly-cited and appreciated works since the early 20th century that not only mention the American language but where this most perfect of tongues is the principal subject!



In fact, whole University Departments concentrate on the study of this magnificent idiom!



2. As the first versions of the Bible were written in the vernacular of that day (Jooish or the language of the Grease nations), the actual word "America" is not mentioned there. However, we have good reasons to believe that American was the "language of the heart and soul" that Jesus had in mind when the Bible was originally authored.



However, the actual concept of the Godly US of A, of America, is explicitly mentioned in the Epistles:

1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

These words must refer to America. Hence, once again, your claims collapse.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Karameek]

Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ

Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals

Spot on re: Seinfeld and Hellywood

[the meek]

You are all using English you foolish septics.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by the meek

You are all using English you foolish septics.

1. I don't know what God-forsaken dialect you're using, but your word of "septic" seems to differ from the American meaning of this word (= a drainage system using a septic tank).

2. We're not speaking English. I listen to BBC sometimes, and here in the Godly American Midwest I do not hear anyone speaking like that. Here are just a few differences listed.

3. Have you even bothered to read Brother Elmer's excellent dissertation on this subject just a few posts above?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by the meek

You are all using English you foolish septics.

Indeed? Do you imagine Deaner sitting around sharing stories with the Church Youths like this?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

2. We're not speaking English. I listen to BBC sometimes, and here in the Godly American Midwest I do not hear anyone speaking like that. Here are just a few differences listed.

Here's another helpful resource.

[Blake Belladonut]

"Must be America".By that logic, it could be any country and since Americans are descendants of Europeans, it's probably an European country.

[the meek]

Love and peace to you all. I am planning to celebrate Easter in Portugal this year and will probably be speaking a bit of Portugese (not English or American) whilst watch the image of our lady passing in the parade, am I heading straight to hell?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by the meek

Love and peace to you all. I am planning to celebrate Easter in Portugal this year and will probably be speaking a bit of Portugese (not English or American) whilst watch the image of our lady passing in the parade, am I heading straight to hell?

Below is the translation of the highlighted passage for those unfamiliar with irrational Catholic customs:

"I am planning to celebrate ancient pagan holidays which pass for Easter in the heathen country of Portugal this year, and I will probably be speaking a bit of that terrible dialect of Latin they call "Portuguese" (instead of speaking proper American as God intended us to do), while participating in a pagan cult centered around an image of a long dead woman, that will be paraded around."



Why on Earth would you want to do such a terrible thing?!