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Default Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-25-2012, 08:10 PM

I must admit I'm getting a bit concerned; I haven't received my annual invitation to SausageFest.

Second weekend in August, right? I need to know for sure, so I can book my flight.

I've got some thick, juicy brats hanging in the cellar . . . I know a certain Pastor who'd love to wrap his lips around one of them!


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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-25-2012, 08:48 PM

My festival sausauge is ripe, ready, and dripping from one end just like it should be.

The womenfolk shrieked in horror at it's immenseth girth and length last year. Damn it; even some of the donkeys were embarrassed.

I just don't want to choke to death some of the younger girls at the celabration. Will medical services be there or will Pastor Zeke be handling that again?

C'mon!. It's the only time good old uncle Deaner gets to show some pride.
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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-25-2012, 09:00 PM

Dang, I was sort of hoping that there wouldn't be any women at SausageFest 2012. I have one in my house, and she smells funny.

After all, isn't that what a SausageFest is supposed to be about? Men getting together and sampling the flavor of one another's sausage? I don't know any woman who can handle my sausage like a man can.


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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-25-2012, 09:19 PM

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Dang, I was sort of hoping that there wouldn't be any women at SausageFest 2012. I have one in my house, and she smells funny.

After all, isn't that what a SausageFest is supposed to be about? Men getting together and sampling the flavor of one another's sausage? I don't know any woman who can handle my sausage like a man can.
Agreed, Brother. Women are always complaining about mine, "Oh, it's too hot! Your sausage is too spicy for me!"

A man just goes to town on it, until the juice runs down his chin.

But I do recall last year there were a few women at the early Sausage Judging, there to cheer their husbands and brothers and sons on during the sampling sessions. Remember? They lined up all in a pretty row, wearing their finest dresses, and were allowed to parade past the menfolk and admire their sausages.

Maybe this year, it'd be best to put up a barrier that they must stay behind. Remember Deaner accidentally slapping that one girl in the face with one of his sausages?

Seems some of the juice got in her eye, and she was crying about how it burned for the next 20 minutes. I don't know about you, but I found her wailing really took the wind out of my sails for a bit.

It didn't get fun again until the ladies left and the beer kegs came out.


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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-25-2012, 11:32 PM

My dad has asked whether I could come this year, seeing as I am free and he wants to keep an eye on me to make sure i don't get up to wrong at home on my own.

It sounds like a great experience to learn more and experience other kinds of sausage too.

Though from what I have read most women don't seem to like it, but I reckon I might, or at least try to.


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Maybe this year, it'd be best to put up a barrier that they must stay behind. Remember Deaner accidentally slapping that one girl in the face with one of his sausages?

Seems some of the juice got in her eye, and she was crying about how it burned for the next 20 minutes. I don't know about you, but I found her wailing really took the wind out of my sails for a bit.

It didn't get fun again until the ladies left and the beer kegs came out.

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It sounds like a great experience to learn more and experience other kinds of sausage too.

Though from what I have read most women don't seem to like it, but I reckon I might, or at least try to.
Kitty Kat;

Don't you worry about what the other folks are saying about my man juice. Rev. Rodimer just likes to kid around and see the looks on the womenfolks faces when they taste their first gulp. Their eyes turn red and watery and I'l tell 'ya; Rev. Rodimer is the first one to start laughing like hell and offering second round glasses.

Definitely good times.

One warning, if Rev. Rodimer or Pastor Exekiel offer you their special blend; run away. You'll be lucky if you live.
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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 03:01 AM

I hope no True Christian women go.

Proper women hate sausage. It tastes funny and is messy to eat.




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I hope no True Christian women go.

Proper women hate sausage. It tastes funny and is messy to eat.
While it was a tough vote; napkins will be provided this year. A lot of men liked the messy in your face stuff while others approved of the Jesus Christ clean cut look. After much arguing (and some fisticuffs) the neat and stylish Jesus look won out.

However, not to be disappointed there will be a special tent where a slick and sloppy look will be provided for men over 18 and women (12 years and over) preparing for marriage will be provided.
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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 04:40 AM

All I know is Mr. Etheldreda comes back from this every year, sticky, worn out, glazed-over look in his eyes, and his face is glistening like he's been eating glazed donuts. He steps through the door and runs straight for the shower and then sleeps for about 15 hours. I don't want to know what all you boys do there.



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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 06:40 AM

I am very jealous that I cannot attend but to be honest I think I would be embarrassed. The English have very small sausages in comparison. The girth is fine but we just don't have the length. The quality isn't great either; my sausage the other day was spitting uncontrollably all other the place. I stabbed it with a fork in the end to calm it down. I said to my wife, it's just a little prick but it does the job.

I believe the Germans have the longest sausages in Europe. My grandmother was there after the war and she loved German sausages on her baps,

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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 10:36 AM

This sounds like a giant male orgy..... Is this where all of your repressed homosexual tendencies are going? Into eating "sausage"? It's okay, you can tell me, I promise I won't tell anyone else.
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This sounds like a giant male orgy..... Is this where all of your repressed homosexual tendencies are going? Into eating "sausage"? It's okay, you can tell me, I promise I won't tell anyone else.

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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 10:56 AM

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Shocking isn't it, she has sex on the brain. She has also accused me of stalking her just because I have corrected her a few times. I'm worried that she might be developing a bit of a crush on me, I think it's the mustache. She must understand I am not interested in getting into a Ménage ŕ quatre with her and her 'lovers'.

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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 11:03 AM

HAH! Sorry old man. You're not for my liking. I'm perfectly happy with my boyfriend and girlfriend thank you. Please, I think you're developing the crush on me. Besides, the good Brits all play in Sherlock and Doctor Who. And mustaches are possibly one of the most hideous things ever. Besides sex on the brain? More like, "Let's piss off some old bitches on the internet." On the brain. FYI I showed my girlfriend and one of her friends some of the hateful things on this site, and I'm 100% sure that she wouldn't hit you with a ten-foot pole.
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Shocking isn't it, she has sex on the brain. She has also accused me of stalking her just because I have corrected her a few times. I'm worried that she might be developing a bit of a crush on me, I think it's the mustache. She must understand I am not interested in getting into a Ménage ŕ quatre with her and her 'lovers'.

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Brother Jack, it's true you cut a dashing figure: it's no wonder that even a woman who has decided to go on the "all-fish menu" finds you irresistible.

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HAH! Sorry old man. You're not for my liking. I'm perfectly happy with my boyfriend and girlfriend thank you. Please, I think you're developing the crush on me. Besides, the good Brits all play in Sherlock and Doctor Who. And mustaches are possibly one of the most hideous things ever. Besides sex on the brain? More like, "Let's piss off some old bitches on the internet." On the brain. FYI I showed my girlfriend and one of her friends some of the hateful things on this site, and I'm 100% sure that she wouldn't hit you with a ten-foot pole.
The only person getting mad seems to be you.

And while I admire your tentative steps back to a normal lifestyle as evidenced by your crush on Mr. O'Fagan, there is a time and place for everything, and the time and place for seducing married men is never and nowhere.



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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 11:15 AM

You both really make me want to laugh at your ignorance. Also, please, I'd rather be called a fag than referred by being "on an all-fish menu". And genius, take a look at my page, boyfriend and girlfriend. Get your facts straight. Sorry to rain on your parade, but you're both hideous, have a nice day.
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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 11:31 AM

Seeing orgies in eating juicy sausages just proves how twisted you are. Unfortunately the Dutch sausage quality isn't anything to boast about. Although I'd love to come and shove some of those delicious Godly American sausages into my mouth.


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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 12:11 PM

As many of you know, I am a former Jew. If I can make it to SausageFest this year, I intent to tread you all to my DELICIOUS kosher dog!

It's always nice to sample things from other cultures, wouldn't you say?



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Default Re: Is SausageFest '12 on? - 07-26-2012, 12:34 PM

I don't know much about preparing ones own sausage. I just stick with Jimmy deans sausage. He's got some pretty nice meat . So because of that and that I live in Topeka I won't be coming with all you guys.


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