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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:42 PM
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And he is now roasting in the Lake of Fire as a consequence.
Technically wiccans are hatched, much like other demon spawn.
My dear, you are savable I think but you must give up your fantasies.
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01. Well, he helped build this nation.
If you use the following:
01. a stove
02. bifocals
03. lightning rod (many churches use these)
04. Catheter
05. libraries
then you are using the great inventions of an American Atheist!
If witches are 'hatched' then why are your fellow True Christian under the impression that they are born?
See above posts.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:43 PM
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then you are using the great inventions of an American Atheist!
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If you are breathing air, then you are using the great invention of God!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 07:56 PM
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If you are breathing air, then you are using the great invention of God!
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Hahahahaha, that was good.
I can appreciate a good comeback.
Even if I don't think anyone made air.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:00 PM
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Hahahahaha, that was good.
I can appreciate a good comeback.
Even if I don't think anyone made air.
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So you think it just randomly appeared over a period of millions of years ?
It was created by God on the first day.
Heathen !
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:04 PM
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So you think it just randomly appeared over a period of millions of years ?
It was created by God on the first day.
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Hahaha, it did not randomly appear.
And it was not created by God.
We live at a distance far enough from the sun to allow a habitable atmosphere to form full of rich oxygen and numerous other elements.
It's really interesting actually, you should research it. I'm obviously not an expert.
And I resent that. I think I'm a pretty nice person.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:15 PM
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I think I'm a pretty nice person.
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That doesn't matter to God. You can be nice, law-abiding, generous, caring, loving and have every other positive character trait known to man, but if you don't accept Jesus as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as the inerrant Word of God, you will go to Hell.
It's like gravity: if you fall from a building, will it hurt any less because you're a nice person?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:23 PM
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That doesn't matter to God. You can be nice, law-abiding, generous, caring, loving and have every other positive character trait known to man, but if you don't accept Jesus as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as the inerrant Word of God, you will go to Hell.
It's like gravity: if you fall from a building, will it hurt any less because you're a nice person?
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That was probably the worst analogy I've ever heard aha.
Anyway, you've identified the reason I don't believe in God.
A perfectly just God wouldn't judge my beliefs instead of my morals and actions.
And I don't think He is so vain and insecure to require blind faith in Him to go to Heaven.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:40 PM
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As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION...
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Uggh. How much is it going to cost us THIS time? I have the utmost respect for dear Pastor Zeke, but maybe he would benefit from some anger management training? (I mean, of course, just so he can cool down the evil people who seem to be habitually attacking him, before they turn violent.)
While the Menfolk cut through the red tape, I guess all I can do is bake him a pie and messenger it over to the jail. We have to keep his strength up through this.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:51 PM
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Uggh. How much is it going to cost us THIS time? I have the utmost respect for dear Pastor Zeke, but maybe he would benefit from some anger management training? (I mean, of course, just so he can cool down the evil people who seem to be habitually attacking him, before they turn violent.)
While the Menfolk cut through the red tape, I guess all I can do is bake him a pie and messenger it over to the jail. We have to keep his strength up through this.
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Brother Hutchins mentioned the cell phone video which implied that Pastor Zeke was defending himself. That might give hope. Of course, trust it to a wiccan to twist Truth into lies and lies into truth.
However, I'm pretty confident that the Pastor's record of exorcisms speaks positively about him. For example, we recovered several written accounts of people who have had their demons driven out by him and were very thankful afterwards. I think that will impress even the most secular judge. After all, haven't we all profited greatly from someone hitting us over the head with a Bible at some point in our lives?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:53 PM
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Even if I don't think anyone made air.
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Well I would Hope not. We call it "pooting" and consider it very bad form on our Godly board
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:56 PM
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Well I would Hope not. We call it "pooting" and consider it very bad form on our Godly board
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OHMYGOSH, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
Laaaaaame.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:57 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OHMYGOSH, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
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I'm glad I was able to "Make Your Day" Grizzle. Of course, GOD can make it evn better
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 08:59 PM
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I'm glad I was able to "Make Your Day" Grizzle. Of course, GOD can make it evn better
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Oh, you're right.
I laugh at Him everyday too.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh, you're right.I laugh at Him everyday too.
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Brittany, I implore you to remember that we are all under a lot of stress with this latest development RE: the false arrest. Please consider showing some Christian Charity and keeping a civil tongue in your head during this appalling time.
And whatever possessed you to change your user name to "Brizzle"? Personally, it's not as feminine-sounding as I would like, for a young girl your age.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:12 PM
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01. Well, he helped build this nation.
If you use the following:
01. a stove
02. bifocals
03. lightning rod (many churches use these)
04. Catheter
05. libraries
then you are using the great inventions of an American Atheist!
If witches are 'hatched' then why are your fellow True Christian under the impression that they are born?
See above posts.
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Benjamin Franklin did not invent the stove.
I don't wear bi-focals
I don't need a catheter, yet
I don't have a lightning rod
Ben Franklin didn't invent libraries, either.
What's your point, dummy?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:17 PM
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Benjamin Franklin did not invent the stove.
I don't wear bi-focals
I don't need a catheter, yet
I don't have a lightning rod
Ben Franklin didn't invent libraries, either.
What's your point, dummy?
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Benjamin Franklin invented ALL of the things I stated. I don't know what possessed you to say he didn't.
I have credible sources that he did, by the way.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:21 PM
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Brittany, I implore you to remember that we are all under a lot of stress with this latest development RE: the false arrest. Please consider showing some Christian Charity and keeping a civil tongue in your head during this appalling time.
And whatever possessed you to change your user name to "Brizzle"? Personally, it's not as feminine-sounding as I would like, for a young girl your age.
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Because I mysteriously can't sign into my other account.
And honestly, I don't care about your opinions on the femininity of my username. It is just that, a username. It's really neither here nor there.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Brizzle
Benjamin Franklin invented ALL of the things I stated. I don't know what possessed you to say he didn't.
I have credible sources that he did, by the way.
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Benjamin Franklin invented the library? Then what kind of thing did the Egyptians have in Alexandria?
Let me see those "credible sources."
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:26 PM
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Benjamin Franklin invented the library? Then what kind of thing did the Egyptians have in Alexandria?
Let me see those "credible sources."
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I forgot that True Christians don't know basic knowledge.
I should have worded it better.
Ben Franklin invented the first American public library. He was the first to do it.
http://sln.fi.edu/franklin/birthday/faq.html
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 09:31 PM
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Well your Friend, Richard Dawkins, invented the dugong
What does this MEAN?
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