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Default Pray JUSTIN BIEBER smashes into the firmament and BLOWS UP! - 06-06-2013, 06:19 PM

Friends,

We know that Canadians are pretty much the scum of the earth. However, this kid Bieber is the worst of them all (Yes, worse than Celine Dion or Wayne Gretzky). He is guilty of blasphemy by tattooing Jesus himself on his leg when Jesus clearly says "NO TATTOO's" (Leviticus 19:28). He dresses like woman and is effeminate (Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Corinthians 6:9-1) and a race traitor dating some beaner female...Gomez or some other messican name.

Well now he has jumped on the band wagon of people who believe they can go to "Space".

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Justin Bieber books flight into space on Virgin Galactic

The 19-year-old pop star has signed up for a space flight with Virgin Galactic, according to a claim by Virgin's billionaire founder Richard Branson who tweeted a congrats message to the teen star

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Not only does his music and concerts fly in the face of everything the Bible teaches, now he is trying to convince the youth of today there can be "space travel" (encouraging them to study false science and have careers like a "rocket scientist" or engineer - 1 Timothy 6:20-21) . This is simply not possible, why? Because the BIBLE SAYS SO!!!

Genesis 1:6-8 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Psalms 148:4 Praise him, ye heavens of heavens, and ye waters that [be] above the heavens.

We all know NASA and Branson are in cahoots together, and now Beiber too!! Don't fall for it kids, burn the Bieber CD's and READ YOUR BIBLE!!

God in heaven, please swat that little blasphemous monster out of the sky!! Hear our prayers (or at least give him brain cancer so he dies a slow painful death).

Please God!!


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Default Re: Pray JUSTIN BIEBER smashes into the firmament and BLOWS UP! - 06-06-2013, 06:37 PM

We all know what happened when NASA got a bit too big for their boots and crashed into the firmament.


Their little fake space program got a nasty wake up call.



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Default Re: Pray JUSTIN BIEBER smashes into the firmament and BLOWS UP! - 06-06-2013, 06:45 PM

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We all know what happened when NASA got a bit too big for their boots and crashed into the firmament.


Their little fake space program got a nasty wake up call.
SING HOSANNA Brother!! This is precisely what I hope to see when Bieber goes to "space". They think they are so smart with their pocket protectors and calculators.
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Default Re: Pray JUSTIN BIEBER smashes into the firmament and BLOWS UP! - 06-07-2013, 04:14 AM

Now would be a good time to speak about God's permissive will vs. God's perfect will. A brief article with Bible verse quotes to back up the findings can be read here: <WARNING: You may need to copy and paste the quotations and look them up in a proper KJV Bilble or look them up on your own, but remember sometimes hard work can be good for you: 2 Thessalonians 3:10-12>

http://bible.org/question/can-you-he...ermissive-will

In essence, the article goes into great detail about the various 'wills' of God. Among several 'wills' discussed the argument is primarily about the permissive will of God vs. the perfect will of God, and how we, even as Christians, may have a hard time distinguishing between the two.

In regard to this thread, we may be praying that Justin Bieber smashes into the firmament and blows up, and that may well be the permissible will of God. I know that we would certainly rejoice and be glad to be rid of this horrible excuse for a human being should that happen, but think for a moment, maybe this isn't God's perfect will. What if God's perfect will is simply to jettison Ms. Bieber into space never to return? Perhaps, and this is purely conjecture on my end, there is a benevolent race of aliens who meet Justine in space. They would have no problems studying him as an anal probe would simply fall into place. The time that they save in insertion and probe calibration will directly benefit the universe with medical data the likes of which had never been seen before. This would no doubt usher in a new era of peace and prosperity in the universe.

Sometimes God has better things planned for us than we can even imagine!
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