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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 02:02 AM

You stated that children do not do drugs. The video disproves your statement. How much clearer would you like it?


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 02:25 AM

Remember all, http://www.godhatestheworld.com/netherlands/index.html
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 02:44 AM

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Caucasian means white. As in non-black.
You mean like the American President Obama?

His mother was white. Are you going to tell me he's not Caucasian, because he has a tan and a Negro father?


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 03:13 AM

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There are not many people from India in the Netherlands.
Hahaha, right! You must be high. Stop taking hits from that crack pipe.
It's swamped with rats in the Netherlands, including those indian beggars. The quee(n)® promotes the yearly gay festival in Amsterdam. (Why do they have that festival anyway? Do you see True Christian heterosexuals having their annual party?) Do you really think she could get away with that?

Are you trying to say that those queer lovers could not have seen it comming? Dont forget this wasnt the first time! This is what they deserved.
I am Sure of it! I hope things are going to change around here now.

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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 07:04 AM

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You stated that children do not do drugs. The video disproves your statement. How much clearer would you like it?
I am not stating that the children in the movie are not smoking. I can see that they are. What I am stating are my serious doubts that these are in fact people from the Netherlands, seeing as they do not speak Dutch and that the video has been shot in a place that does not look like anywhere in the Netherlands. So for your question: if you want to actually prove your point to me, I would like a movie of children about the same age smoking, that are speaking in Dutch (and I know when they do), shot in a place that looks like the netherlands (preferably before a windmill )

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If he hates the Netherlands and this would be his action or order, why make him hit the crowd here? The suspect could have made more victems at an other place of the route. Heck, I would have expect some other disaster with far more victems (still, what has happened is very bad).

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You mean like the American President Obama?

His mother was white. Are you going to tell me he's not Caucasian, because he has a tan and a Negro father?
I always say that he is both the first black president and the 44th white president. So he is not fully caucasian. Does not mean I do not like him, only that his skin is not that of someone with two caucasian parents. (at a sidenote, I think that Obama is actually doing a good job).
The suspect in question is caucasian. I saw the photo's of him and his skin is white.

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Hahaha, right! You must be high. Stop taking hits from that crack pipe.
It's swamped with rats in the Netherlands, including those indian beggars. The quee(n)® promotes the yearly gay festival in Amsterdam. (Why do they have that festival anyway? Do you see True Christian heterosexuals having their annual party?) Do you really think she could get away with that?

Are you trying to say that those queer lovers could not have seen it comming? Dont forget this wasnt the first time! This is what they deserved.
I am Sure of it! I hope things are going to change around here now.

Praise Jesus!
Sorry no. No idian beggers on the street here ( I checked it for you, looking out my window ). Not even rats.
As far as I know the queen has never participated in the Gay Pride. (I myself am not really fond of the Gay Pride. However, some people enjoy it, and that is fine by me.)
No, this could not have been seen coming. This was an act of probably a man who was so into his own problems, that he did not recognized the pain he would do to other. As for not being the first time, true. But the last assault on a member of the royal family has been many years ago. It was in the time that we had a king, instead of a queen. Which is more than hunderd years ago.
I also hope things are going to change at your place.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 08:19 PM

Thank you for that Brother Heathen Basher. I hold the queen herself responsible for this. After a disastrous reign, she has annoyed her people so much that this happens. No one before has ever driven a car into a crowd on the Monarch's birthday!

This woman needs to step down and give way to a popularly elected president. Mr Bush could do the job whilst the vote is being arranged.





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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 10:41 PM

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Did you even read the link I sent you? It explains crystal clear why God hates the filthy despicable land of Holland, AND lists many many many disasters God has wreaked upon you scum, besides this one incident:

The Netherlands has a special situation in their country: due to the fact that much of the Netherlands is below sea level, they are very susceptible to storm surges, and many of their people have been swept away over the years.
In addition to direct natural disasters at God’s Hand, the Dutch have raised their children to be criminals. In 2002, more than 5 million of the 16.6 million people living in the Netherlands were the victims of crime, specifically vandalism, theft, and violent crime, according to the Central Bureau of Statistics. Here are some statistics to show you how Netherlands’ crime ranks with the U.S.A.
Netherlands – 2002 Crimes (Source: "Dilacerator Blog") :
625.4 Violent Crimes per 100,000 people
5684.4 Property Crimes per 100,000 people.

Compared with U.S.A. – 2007 Crimes (Source: "The Disaster Center") :
466.9 Violent Crimes per 100,000 people
3263.5 Property Crimes per 100,000 people

The Netherlands has a solid 33.9% lead in Violent Crimes and 74.2% lead in Property Crimes (theft, vandalism) over this evil nation of the U.S.A.
Here are some of the Netherlands’ historically significant God-smacks:
November 12, 2008 - A group of 4 perverts were involved in an HIV injection assault of 14 other Dutch fags at “sex parties” between January 2006 and May 2007. 2 confessed to, and are charged with, raping and/or injecting their blood into the 14 victims (3 were supposedly involved), and 1 other was charged with supplying the GHB “date rape” drug that rendered the 14 unconscious. On this day, a Dutch court convicted 2 of these filthy brutes with rape, mere 9 and 5 year sentences to prison. Here is the Associate Press article and AidsMap article.
2007- 66 Dutch died of AIDS
June 26-30, 2006 - The European Heat Wave killed at least 1,000 Dutch
May 13, 2000 - The Enschede fireworks disaster slew 22 people and injured 947 others; about 1,500 homes were destroyed or made uninhabitable, leaving 1,250 people homeless. The damage was estimated to cost 500 million Dutch Guilders (or USA $302 million) in insured losses alone.
Since 1983 (to 2007) - More than 4,344 Dutch have died of AIDS
February 1953 - The dikes of the southwestern Netherlands were destroyed by hurricane-force northwesterly winds and exceptionally high spring tides, creating a massive flood. It was the worst disaster in the Netherlands in 300 years. The floods killed 1,835 people, swamped about 200,000 hectares of land (meaning, one-sixth of the country was underwater) and destroyed 3,000 homes and 300 farms. More than $300 million in damage resulted.
November 5, 1530 - The St. Felix Flood ravaged the Dutch coast and destroyed the city of Reimerswaal, killing 100,000+
November 18, 1421- A seawall at the Zuider Zee Dike broke. The outpouring water flooded 72 villages and killed 10,000
1287 - The Zuider Zee flooded after a seawall collapsed in Holland, killing 50,000+

1228 - Sea flooding killed more than 100,000


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Scroll to the bottom of this page to get the part that concerns you and your disgusting excuse of a country: http://blogs.sparenot.com/index.php?...h&sentence=AND

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Oh goodie, you know how to sum up a number of incidents. And you actually named the right country. Maybe there is some hope left for you. But still, a long way to go.
The fact that these things happened does not mean that God was responsible for it. I have yet to hear a statement from God where he actually claims responsibility for these actions.
Furthermore, actions like the great flood and the recent assault have a countereffect that your god would not have intended. This is that after such a disaster, people become closer as one nation.

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Thank you for that Brother Heathen Basher. I hold the queen herself responsible for this. After a disastrous reign, she has annoyed her people so much that this happens. No one before has ever driven a car into a crowd on the Monarch's birthday!

This woman needs to step down and give way to a popularly elected president. Mr Bush could do the job whilst the vote is being arranged.
I hold Karst T. responsible for this action. He was the one driving that Suzuki, not Beatrix. No matter how much a person annoys you, that does not give you the right to take the lives of that person, even less of innocent bystanders.
Oh by the way, read my first post again. There I already stated that it was not the monarch´s birthday . Not that it matters, but you make your story less credible when you do not have your facts right.
As for stepping down: the monarchy here in the Netherlands have mostly a ceremonial function. We already have an elected leader.
Plus you say: a popularly elected president. Then you name Bush as candidate. Sorry, that man will never be popular here. So please keep him on your side of the ocean.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:05 PM

Just now I received an infraction. Let me share it with you :-).

"Dear Seraph,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting the greatest president in American history
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Listen up Frenchie: This is a Christian forum. I don't know why you're here, but we will not sit back and allow you to hurl insults at the greatest president in the history of America (GWB!).

Keep a respectful tongue in your head if you want to retain your posting privileges.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire."

Now let me answer it .
First of all, I am not a Frenchie. But I take it that you already knew that and tried to mock me . I am not impressed.

Second of all, I did not insult Bush. All I said was that he is not popular in the Netherlands. That is not an insult, but the opinion of the majority of the people in the Netherlands. Please, if you are going to argue with me, do it in an ordinary fashion and do not twist my words. it is a sign of weakness.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:24 PM

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That is not an insult, but the opinion of the majority of the people in the Netherlands.
Do you have any proof for that statement?
I think he was a GREAT president!
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:37 PM

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That is not an insult, but the opinion of the majority of the people in the Netherlands. Please, if you are going to argue with me, do it in an ordinary fashion and do not twist my words. it is a sign of weakness.
Well I can't exactly give an infraction to your entire Godless cesspool of a country, can I?

That's God's job.


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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:44 PM

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Do you have any proof for that statement?
I think he was a GREAT president!
I have talked to lots of people and read lots of opinions, so I have a rather good image of what people think of Bush.
And you think... that surprises me a bit. Can you also follow my thoughts here then: that one vote does not make one president in a country with almost 12 million voters.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:50 PM

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[...]As for stepping down: the monarchy here in the Netherlands have mostly a ceremonial function. We already have an elected leader.
Plus you say: a popularly elected president. [...]
I have managed to find a photo of your Prime Minister - one word... "Gay"
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-01-2009, 11:57 PM

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I have managed to find a photo of your Prime Minister - one word... "Gay"
So either you found a mock picture with the face of our prime minister and thought it was a good laugh... Well most people make fun of him sometimes, so let us laugh together. haha
Or you actually believe that is a real picture with our PM actually wearing those clothes... poor you, I am beginning to feel sorry for you.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 12:05 AM

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I have talked to lots of people and read lots of opinions, so I have a rather good image of what people think of Bush.
And you think... that surprises me a bit. Can you also follow my thoughts here then: that one vote does not make one president in a country with almost 12 million voters.
Friend, the hippies in your atheist gay loving community will most certainly tell you that Bush was a bad president. What else would you expect? You will find the Real Truth here, just read!
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 12:24 AM

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[...]that is a real picture with our PM actually wearing those clothes...
Indeed it is a real picture. And this is the man you choose above GW Bush? This is the man who will save you from sinking further into the pit of sin? This is the man who protects your queen?

God is laughing at your country! Psalms59 :8: But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

The only good thing I can say about him is that he does not appear to be wearing mixed fiber!





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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 08:35 AM

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Friend, the hippies in your atheist gay loving community will most certainly tell you that Bush was a bad president. What else would you expect? You will find the Real Truth here, just read!
The real truth, based on a book that has not been updated in many years. Sorry, but I look at the context of things and in this case that would be that it was a different time when it was written.

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Indeed it is a real picture. And this is the man you choose above GW Bush? This is the man who will save you from sinking further into the pit of sin? This is the man who protects your queen?

God is laughing at your country! Psalms59 :8: But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

The only good thing I can say about him is that he does not appear to be wearing mixed fiber!
You say it is a real picture and that he looks gay to you. First of all, he actually got criticized for openly atmitting that he is against gay marriage one time.
Secondly: I have never seen him dress like that in public. So do not mind that I do not believe it.

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Please actually read what I post!

God hates turkey, God hates Islam and turkey is a muslim country! So God cast their plane to the ground in The Netherlands – a nation that used to be more filthy than turkey, but not anymore! So after 30 minutes we left and the fags surrounded our car and tried to keep us from leaving, and when the cop came to make them go away, one of the fruits (not kidding – this grown man had a wig with fruit hanging off it) threw himself to the ground pretending that we had hit him with our car. That dog didn’t hunt, so we moved onto our next stop, to wit:
The Netherlands! Our message to the netherlands is simple, to wit: You were the first and the worst on ALL THINGS filthy and vile and disobedient, and you are today a nation of rebels against God and you have NO cause. Today that nation walks in gross darkness. Recently in talking with some of their media I caught a theme from them, to wit: But we have not had any huge God Smack of our own – even the plane that crashed and killed eight while on our soil, the dead were NOT people from our country, they were from turkey and Doomed america. Well little rebels, I have two verses for you and then a clear statement of fact.
Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
Ec 8:11

These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes. Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Psalm 50:21, 22
Oh ye people of Holland, don’t get comfortable, the day of your visitation is in sight! Weep and mourn for your grievous sins against your God!
This story would not be complete without telling two other facts. First, the dutch people came out to visit and the fags tried to interfere with our discussion and the dutch people shut them down. Second, when we got almost to the cars, and just far enough in front of the cops, the fag with the fruit wig - - a male of more than 40 years old, well he threw a cup of pee on us so that he could fulfill those words of scripture that describe these filthy beasts, check it out:
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Romans 1:29-32
In that text I see no statement of God himself that he is responisble for this action (or indeed any other action). What happened on that day was a combination of machinal and human error.
Furthermore, for a punishment to be effective, one should punish not too long after the act of a person. Besides that, the punishment should fit the crime and leave a way open for people to learn from it and change their behaviour. Otherwise, the punishment is not really effective.
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The real truth, based on a book that has not been updated in many years. .
Excuse me!!!!!
Why improve on perfection?
Do you keep chipping away at statues that are finished?
Does the Mona Lisa have enough coats of paint???


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 08:54 AM

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Excuse me!!!!!
Why improve on perfection?
Do you keep chipping away at statues that are finished?
Does the Mona Lisa have enough coats of paint???
Actually you do not have to do that yourself, time does it for you. Or do you not agree that air and water erode stone?
So something that may look perfect one time, may be damaged over time.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 08:56 AM

So, how many more coats of paint does the Mona Lisa need?


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus! - 05-02-2009, 09:05 AM

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So, how many more coats of paint does the Mona Lisa need?
At the moment, none. In a few centuries, I do not know, I am no painting expert, but I would say in the next twohunderd years at least one restauration.
But we are straining away from the topic at hand here.
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