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True Christian™
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: A Catholic Doesn't Know Anything -
05-10-2017, 08:38 PM
It might be a minor point, but it's hard for us True Christians™ to reconcile with the Bible (KJV1611) - what about this "Ex cathedra" supreme apostolic authority papal infallibility nonsense?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,158
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: A Catholic Doesn't Know Anything -
05-11-2017, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MrMeseeks
Go ahead. Ask me anything. Remember to be nice to your fellow cristian brothers and sisters!
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Oh, OK.
1. Why do you hate Jesus?
2. Why don't you follow the 10 Commandments? (Specifically the one which forbids to make and worship graven images. You know, the one you people removed from the list).
3. Why do you pray to pagan gods and goddesses, and other saints who were invented, and other saints who were people but now are dead?
That would be all for now. Thank you for taking the time off your bus schedule to answer these questions.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 9,984
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: A Catholic Doesn't Know Anything -
05-11-2017, 09:05 AM
Well lookee here. I leave this forum unattended for one day, and what do find when I come back?
Everybody is coddling this mackerel snapper as if he's not a demon, sent to make us doubt our faith!
Dear Mr. Meseeks,
God hates Catholicism and you are going to burn in Hell forever if you don't accept Jesus Christ your personal savior.
Hope this helps!
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,776
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Ask a Catholic Anything. -
05-11-2017, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MrMeseeks
Thanks Elmer, allow me to re phrase myself. I do believe if an individual renounces God, but is Good to the public, and does not break any laws of the USA, And treats everyone with respect, that individual can make it into heaven.
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Are you referring to state laws, federal laws, or both? I don't know why I'm even asking that, as it makes no difference to the absurdity of your belief. If I pick up an eagle feather and bring it home, I am breaking a law of the USA. This is because I am not an American Indian. However, it is not against the law in my country (very possibly because, although we have eagles, we lack American injuns). Do you expect people to obey US law when they are not actually in the USA? Or is your particular brand of catholicism exclusive to the US?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Ask a Catholic Anything. -
05-11-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Are you referring to state laws, federal laws, or both? I don't know why I'm even asking that, as it makes no difference to the absurdity of your belief. If I pick up an eagle feather and bring it home, I am breaking a law of the USA. This is because I am not an American Indian. However, it is not against the law in my country (very possibly because, although we have eagles, we lack American injuns). Do you expect people to obey US law when they are not actually in the USA? Or is your particular brand of catholicism exclusive to the US?
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As a I am some sort of messican, I think I am breaking the US law just by existing. Or something like that, just ask the President.
Still going to heaven, because I have accepted Jesus as He is, and not how I wish He was.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Ask a Catholic Anything. -
05-11-2017, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
As a I am some sort of messican, I think I am breaking the US law just by existing. Or something like that, just ask the President.
Still going to heaven, because I have accepted Jesus as He is, and not how I wish He was.
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Dearest Brother G:
The Lord God spoke to me and assured me your soul is safe from the fiery pits. He also said you are a jewel in His Crown, despite your unfortunate origin. He is able to cleanse us completely, and He's done that for you. Praise Jesus, we'll be singing at His Feet for all eternity! I hope you can sing harmony.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Ask a Catholic Anything. -
05-16-2017, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Dearest Brother G:
The Lord God spoke to me and assured me your soul is safe from the fiery pits. He also said you are a jewel in His Crown, despite your unfortunate origin. He is able to cleanse us completely, and He's done that for you. Praise Jesus, we'll be singing at His Feet for all eternity! I hope you can sing harmony.
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I can sing harmony Brother, praise God!
I am getting ride of those dirty Latino songs like Despacito and starting to sing heavenly songs. As we will be only 144.000 in Heaven, for all eternity, I think we will encounter there. I hope is soon!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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