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Default Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 08:45 PM

Hello! My name is Matthew Schumer. I recently joined this forum and I have to say I'm enjoying this site very much and feel as if I will fit right in.
A little about myself, I was seduced into playing video games at a very young age and played them almost all day everyday. Only after I found this site, full of loving and caring people, that I decided to repent my sin of gaming and focus on my future. I have defended the good lord Jesus Christ against atheists and the like.
There are many Bible verses that I enjoy very much, however one that speaks of teaching the youth of the world the right path sticks out to me, Proverbs 22:6 Start your children off on the way they should go, and even when they are old they will not turn from it.
If you wish to know more about me just let me know and I will be happy to share.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 09:07 PM

Welcome Matthew and praise God that you have been saved. My first advice would be to take care to obtain a King James Version of the Holy Bible. Your favorite verse is drawn from some kind of suspect translation. It will be filled with inaccuracies. Only the KJV is the true and unaltered word of Almighty God. Do tell us of your time with Jesus and how you were saved. We'd like to know who your pastor is and what congregation you attend for worship. Tell us all about yourself. Leave nothing out, no matter how sordid or perverted it may be.


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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 09:31 PM

Hello. Alvin Moss. I was born into my faith and always wanted to be and alter server. Then when I was around 10 or so I alter served every Sunday and I had an unbreakable relationship with God. However, when I was 14 I lost faith, then just a few days ago I found this site, by a miracle of God, then my connection with God was reformed by reading each and every instance of this community talking and helping others.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 10:03 PM

A little more about my beliefs is that I'm pro life and believe that putting more gun control acts in this country is just another step towards being a country like North Korea. A dream of mine is to practice my right in owning guns and have enough weapons to fight off any invaders and terrorists.
However, I do ask for help. I do have a friend who indulges on rectum demons and more than once has he seduces me into his ways. Only after a while with his sinful torment I had the power to stand up against him and say NO. But, I fear he will seduce me again how can I help prevent this and protect my body from his painful sins or how can I save him like you all saved me.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 10:59 PM

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A little more about my beliefs is that I'm pro life and believe that putting more gun control acts in this country is just another step towards being a country like North Korea. A dream of mine is to practice my right in owning guns and have enough weapons to fight off any invaders and terrorists.
However, I do ask for help. I do have a friend who indulges on rectum demons and more than once has he seduces me into his ways. Only after a while with his sinful torment I had the power to stand up against him and say NO. But, I fear he will seduce me again how can I help prevent this and protect my body from his painful sins or how can I save him like you all saved me.
It like we will be great friends here, always happy to see someone serving God.
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Jesus Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-28-2017, 11:44 PM

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Hello! My name is Matthew Schumer. I recently joined this forum and I have to say I'm enjoying this site very much and feel as if I will fit right in.
A little about myself, I was seduced into playing video games at a very young age and played them almost all day everyday. Only after I found this site, full of loving and caring people, that I decided to repent my sin of gaming and focus on my future. I have defended the good lord Jesus Christ against atheists and the like.
There are many Bible verses that I enjoy very much, however one that speaks of teaching the youth of the world the right path sticks out to me, Proverbs 22:6 Start your children off on the way they should go, and even when they are old they will not turn from it.
If you wish to know more about me just let me know and I will be happy to share.

Matthew,
While it is, indeed sinful to spend time with demonic games on the Atari, I am much more interested in your fleshy sins - those involving the homer activities of sodomy and gomorrea. Could you be a little more specific about how you were drawn into participation in unnatural acts like those? There is no sin that we have not encountered here, so don't hold back.
Praise God, He is willing and able to cleanse you of these perversions if you just ask (1 John 1:9). I do recommend exorcism. Demonic entities of the s-e-x variety are tricky and like to hide in the recesses and folds of your intestines. (Occasionally they will burrow into the armpit, but rarely)


I am pleading the Blood of Jesus over you and trusting God to wash you as white as snow.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-29-2017, 12:15 AM

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Matthew,
While it is, indeed sinful to spend time with demonic games on the Atari, I am much more interested in your fleshy sins - those involving the homer activities of sodomy and gomorrea. Could you be a little more specific about how you were drawn into participation in unnatural acts like those? There is no sin that we have not encountered here, so don't hold back.
Praise God, He is willing and able to cleanse you of these perversions if you just ask (1 John 1:9). I do recommend exorcism. Demonic entities of the s-e-x variety are tricky and like to hide in the recesses and folds of your intestines. (Occasionally they will burrow into the armpit, but rarely)


I am pleading the Blood of Jesus over you and trusting God to wash you as white as snow.


BrotherLarry
Thank you for your understanding, in the past tree years I had what I thought was a friend. We used to share laughs and enjoy each other companies in a good wholesome way. However, recently he became consumed by demons. He talked about nothing other than <<<male anatomical references removed>>> and its sexual benefits. I was worried about him and tried to put an end to this.
When I was first trying to talk to him we were on the fortieth floor of a popular hotel chain. We walked into the restroom. I brought the subject up and pleaded for him to stop him sinful tongue. However, what followed would make me wish I had let him go as a friend. He pinned me in the only stall. He pushed me over on the seat and <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>. I cried and begged for him to stop and cried to Jesus. He was <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>> like. He laughed as <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>, I wept one the restroom floor for what felt like hours.
This went on for months, I don't think anyone knew it was everywhere in our college, under a pier, even in my own car.
I soon found myself commenting the very same sins he commented to me, I would pay male prostitutes and <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>. This went on for weeks if not months, it only stopped after I found this place, seeing people like me once tormented by there sins yet they grew past that. They became something greater and that is what I seek here, I want to become the better me, the sin free me.
I found this verse very helpful at this time.
1 John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-29-2017, 12:57 AM

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Thank you for your understanding, in the past tree years I had what I thought was a friend. We used to share laughs and enjoy each other companies in a good wholesome way. However, recently he became consumed by demons. He talked about nothing other than <<<male anatomical references removed>>> and its sexual benefits. I was worried about him and tried to put an end to this.
When I was first trying to talk to him we were on the fortieth floor of a popular hotel chain. We walked into the restroom. I brought the subject up and pleaded for him to stop him sinful tongue. However, what followed would make me wish I had let him go as a friend. He pinned me in the only stall. He pushed me over on the seat and <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>. I cried and begged for him to stop and cried to Jesus. He was <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>> like. He laughed as <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>, I wept one the restroom floor for what felt like hours.
This went on for months, I don't think anyone knew it was everywhere in our college, under a pier, even in my own car.
I soon found myself commenting the very same sins he commented to me, I would pay male prostitutes and <<<deviant sexual reference removed>>>. This went on for weeks if not months, it only stopped after I found this place, seeing people like me once tormented by there sins yet they grew past that. They became something greater and that is what I seek here, I want to become the better me, the sin free me.
I found this verse very helpful at this time.
1 John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
Wow, deep story, what a story of rising to be better under God. Thank you for having the courage to share. 40th floors of hotels can be evil places sometimes. I know how it feels, even with your vile off putting words, God forgives you.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-29-2017, 01:00 AM

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Wow, deep story, what a story of rising to be better under God. Thank you for having the courage to share. 40th floors of hotels can be evil places sometimes. I know how it feels, even with your vile off putting words, God forgives you.
Thank you for understanding, and I would like to apologize for my off putting and depraved words, I am still dealing with some demons and didn't think about the good children that could have read this. I am deeply sorry for my language and such activity will not persist.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-29-2017, 02:07 AM

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I am deeply sorry for my language and such activity will not persist.

It would please God and this company if that should prove to be the case. Many come amongst us, but most prove heathens, unfit for Christian fellowship. Their mendacity is always uncovered during the investigations process, but many reveal themselves as lost wretches before we can even complete the investigation. I pray that such is not the case with you, Mr. Schumer.


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Prayer Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 04-29-2017, 02:44 AM

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It would please God and this company if that should prove to be the case. Many come amongst us, but most prove heathens, unfit for Christian fellowship. Their mendacity is always uncovered during the investigations process, but many reveal themselves as lost wretches before we can even complete the investigation. I pray that such is not the case with you, Mr. Schumer.
I agree with you and being a heathen is a sure way to eternal damnation in my book and to receive eternal damnation is something worse than death. So, I'll be proud to work towards becoming a member of this holiest of groups. I intend on spending my time here behaving myself accordingly and being a productive and active member.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm happy to meet you all! - 05-15-2017, 11:22 AM

Welcome Matthew. Wherefore receive ye one another, as Christ also received us to the glory of God
Romans 15:7


Matthew 11:28
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
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