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  • #1

    How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

    There is nothing better than free enterprise, especially when it is mixed with politics and religion.

    Chic-a-Fila has been Christian and anti homer from day one. Last year, it donated $2 million to anti homer groups.

    I say God Bless Chic-a-Fila.

    Prejudice With A Side Of Fries: Chick-Fil-A Reportedly Donated $2 Million To Anti-Gay Groups In 2010
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/02/chick-fil-a-anti-gay-group-donations-_n_1644609.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
    Prejudice With A Side Of Fries: Chick-Fil-A Reportedly Donated $2 Million To Anti-Gay Groups In 2010
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: chicken, food for thought:let's eat!, radical gay agenda
  • #2
    Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

    God Bless the Chic-A-Fila!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

      Fuck Chic-fil-a
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • #4
        Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

        Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
        piffle Chic-fil-a
        Remind me to never eat a sandwich you touched.

        I prefer eating food I killed myself, but I appreciate there are companies which have the right priorities. And since mostly black people each chicken, I am certain Chic-A-Fila will cure a lot of black people from their filthy gay habits.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

          I stand with Sarah Palin, True Christian™, supporting Traditional Marriage one chicken breast at a time!



          Oh sure, people may ask, "Do you want extra homophobe sauce with that?" but I gladly welcome the persecution. But I just smile, because I know...



          Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
          Matthew 5:5


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

            Praise Jesus and pass the chicken sandwiches and waffle fries! For too long, liberal corporations have hidden behind the Constitution (which, as we all know, is not a suicide pact) to fight the culture wars. Now a Godly conservative corporation is using its freedom of speech to protect marriage.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • #7
              Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

              Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
              piffle Chic-fil-a
              This is what I think of you: chicken piffler.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                I am going to make a large donation (I wonder if they will take chickens) to the fund. I am sure Jesus would want me to, assuming it is tax deductable.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                  Boy am I stuffed!!! I don't think I've eaten that much in one sitting ever!!

                  I took the boys and the wife about an hour ago. It would have been a more enjoyable experience if all those limp wristed AID carrying homers weren't there. They kept yelling:

                  "You're oppressing us blah blah blah".

                  Well, they can take that up with God for living their deathstyle of choice. Idiots!! they have no idea what is in store for them.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                    I don't usually eat fried food, but it being Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, I met up with my entire congregation at the nearest restaurant. It's a haul, over in Plainfield; about a half hour drive, but we all agreed it was worth it.

                    Then I found that the sodomites are trying to run Chick-Fil-A out of business by giving out the secret recipe!

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                      Nothing gets me geared up for yelling at queers like a chicken sandwich.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • #12
                        Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                        Of course I know that Chick-Fil-A is the Lord's favorite place for a quick meal of fried chicken and perhaps a Coke or some other fountain beverage, but I must say I'm a little confused about the whole "ex-gay" movement. Doesn't God suggest putting homers to death, not trying to change them into heterosexuals? It seems like if a sodomite were to convert to Christianity, and see the light and marry a good Christian heterosexual, that the ex-gay would give his or her new spouse AIDs because everyone knows all homers have it.
                        Chick-Fil-A is certainly doing good work by spreading the Word and reminding people that sodomites will rot in hell, but wouldn't it be easier to spike their sandwiches with the bird flu or something? More french fries for the rest of us. Just food for thought.

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                        • #13
                          Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)



                          A Godly Baptist singing a Godly song about a Godly restaurant.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #14
                            Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                            Amen, my traveling Ten Ministry team always stops at a CHIC-Fil-A when we fell a bit hungry. Praise God, what better way to eat lunch than to consume God Annointed Chicken in a homosexual free environment.
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                            Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                            Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                            Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                            Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                            Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                            Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                            • #15
                              Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                              The school I go to used to sell food from Chic-Fil-A. The GLBT group at my school successfully petitioned to have Chic-Fil-A removed from campus. Score one for the queers!

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