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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-01-2012, 11:39 PM
Oh is that what it means? It was interpreted different here and I'm sure God intended both our islands to be Godly lands but perhaps Irish dyslexia or their wanton disposition produced something else. God certainly hates both places now anyway, whatever the reason.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-01-2012, 11:46 PM
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Oh is that what it means? It was interpreted different here and I'm sure God intended both our islands to be Godly lands but perhaps Irish dyslexia or their wanton disposition produced something else. God certainly hates both places now anyway, whatever the reason.
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I thought "bear baiting" was what the skinny hairless young sodomites did when they saw obese hairy homosexuals nearby, and then bent over slowly to pick up a dropped pencil.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-02-2012, 03:51 AM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-03-2012, 11:54 PM
Jesus was in the IRA
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-04-2012, 12:09 AM
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Jesus was in the IRA
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Huh? I thought they were Catholics?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-11-2012, 05:07 PM
just because you were not born irish is no reason to condemn everyone who is lucky enough to come from this truly lovely little island . forgive them lord for they know not what they do.
you should come over here for a holiday & see how wrong you are
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-11-2012, 05:38 PM
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just because you were not born irish is no reason to condemn everyone who is lucky enough to come from this truly lovely little island . forgive them lord for they know not what they do.
you should come over here for a holiday & see how wrong you are
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Firend, if you expect a Godly Man© to visit thte wastelend of drunk sodomites in Ireland then you are sorely mistaken.
It is apparent that you are so drunk at the moment that you forgot that you cannot talk to clovers:
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forgive them lord for they know not what they do.
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That is a strange alchoholic religion you have there, friend.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-11-2012, 09:25 PM
no no , not a godly man , i mean people like you , who have never been outside their own country & have no idea what the rest of the world is like , & surely we all cant be sodamites otherwise the population of the republic of Ireland would be zero.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-12-2012, 09:04 PM
wow what a relief, i do feel a bit silly having fallen for it
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-12-2012, 09:16 PM
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wow what a relief, i do feel a bit silly having fallen for it
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All Homersexualers do. They think a butt crack is attactive when they are drunk but to wake up in the AM, face deep in it, it is not so pretty anymore.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-13-2012, 08:53 PM
ah what do you know , you think the earth is flat
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-13-2012, 09:09 PM
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ah what do you know , you think the earth is flat
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How do you resolve a belief in Jesus with a belief that the Earth is round, when the Gospel tells us it is flat? Or have you just resigned yourself to aeternal damnation?
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-14-2012, 02:35 PM
oh & i'am not Scottish , i'am Irish & i don't drink jeamsons , i only drink middleton rare , so i you could change that it would be great.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-14-2012, 03:07 PM
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you think the earth is flat
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No. We know Earth is exactly as the Bible describes it. If you would sober up for a while, you would know that to be true.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
08-14-2012, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pat25c
oh & i'am not Scottish , i'am Irish & i don't drink jeamsons , i only drink middleton rare , so i you could change that it would be great.
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What is it with you micks? Why do you come to our little part of the internets with the sole intention of hate?
Is it because you are all short (no doubt you know at least one jokey), the fact that most of you are theiving Gypos who race one horse carts down main roads over here in the UK or because you are pouring into your cups as washed up terrorists with no one left to bravely car bomb?
And let's not forget the culture of sodomy your vile priesthood has.
Yours in Christ.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-21-2012, 01:05 AM
hahahahahaha really? This actually made me laugh. Some of the posts on here are crazy.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-21-2012, 02:03 AM
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hahahahahaha really? This actually made me laugh. Some of the posts on here are crazy.
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Go home Mick. You're drunk.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-21-2012, 02:11 AM
[QUOTE=Mary Etheldreda;951833]Go home Mick. You're drunk.[/Q
Why is it that all I seem to be seeing as a reply back is "You're drunk" for others with a different view than yours? I would also like to know who this Mick is?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-21-2012, 02:21 AM
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Why is it that all I seem to be seeing as a reply back is "You're drunk" for others with a different view than yours? I would also like to know who this Mick is?
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For one thing, a sober person doesn't do this:
[QUOTE=CeadMileFailte;951836][QUOTE=Mary Etheldreda;951833]Go home Mick. You're drunk.[/Q
But since you're here and you aren't leaving, why not introduce yourself! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-21-2012, 02:27 AM
[QUOTE=CeadMileFailte;951836]
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Go home Mick. You're drunk.[/Q
Why is it that all I seem to be seeing as a reply back is "You're drunk" for others with a different view than yours? I would also like to know who this Mick is?
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You're the mick. "A hundred thousand welcomes" does not mean that...
A) You're not drunk
and
b) You don't really mean "A hundred thousand bombs are about to blow up your arse".
Yours In Christ,
Deaner
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