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Default Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-04-2007, 07:38 PM

CNN, how could you post this picture of our Beloved Leader?



Oh, my. This is as bad as Britney's 'bald-cooter' shot
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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-05-2007, 01:33 AM

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CNN, how could you post this picture of our Beloved Leader?



Oh, my. This is as bad as Britney's 'bald-cooter' shot

Is he SCRATCHING himself?!

Who knew he'd mastered that skill!


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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-05-2007, 01:43 AM

I think he be zippedin' up his pants after (fo'give me, Lord) relievin' hisself. The liebral news groups just doesn't have no decency! How would they like it if somebody tookeded pictures of them while they was doin' they bidness? ...Then again, they pro'lly would enjoy folk takin' pictures of them while they was doin' that.


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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-05-2007, 02:20 PM

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I think he be zippedin' up his pants after (fo'give me, Lord) relievin' hisself.
Quite Right, Sister. And if this is as low as they want to stoop, why don't they just follow that Fat Pig Michael Moore around?

I'm sure that he would happily display his Trouser Trout and 'go #2' for these Merciless Pop-a-Ratzees!
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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-07-2007, 04:11 PM

These days, anyone that wants "privacy" obviously has something to hide. And, as you can see from this picture, Mr. Bush obviously has nothing to hide.


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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-07-2007, 05:24 PM

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as you can see from this picture, Mr. Bush obviously has nothing to hide.
Bless you, Brother! (By the way - are you Related to our own, Dear and somewhat corpulent Brother Matt?)

Only problem is, now, that Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry are still having 'fits' over the apparent (non)-size of his Member, and folks are beginning to look at them like they might be possessed or something.

And their night to Preach to "people" in Barrooms is Wednesday - then, it wouldn't be seen as any sort of unusual. Now, it is
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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-07-2007, 08:05 PM

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Bless you, Brother! (By the way - are you Related to our own, Dear and somewhat corpulent Brother Matt?)
No relation, I can assure you Sister! Any relative of mine would never refer to our Godly President as "Mr. Bush". For shame!



And getting back on topic... I envy President Bush. I haven't been able to do that in years.

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No relation, I can assure you Sister! Any relative of mine would never refer to our Godly President as "Mr. Bush". For shame!



And getting back on topic... I envy President Bush. I haven't been able to do that in years.
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Default Re: Isn't ANYONE entitled to a little PRIVACY anymore? - 08-07-2007, 10:07 PM

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...I envy President Bush. I haven't been able to do that in years.

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Wasn't Jean the one who finaly beat the Lamb of God BBQ Restaurant's 72 ounce steak challenge? 72 ounces of the steak one setting. That's impressive.



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Wasn't Jean the one who finaly beat the Lamb of God BBQ Restaurant's 72 ounce steak challenge? 72 ounces of the steak one setting. That's impressive.
I'm impressed about what a wonderful memory you have Brother BJ! She in fact, was the one. Then she had 1/2 a cheesecake, 2 diet sodas and a small capiccino.




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