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Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 08:21 AM
I found this magnificent product on Youtube, I am very much sure it could help us with such pests as F. Martin (and maybe even his brother!) and the other priests that plague this Godly Forum, Glory!!!
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 08:35 AM
I already ordered 3 Cases.
I understand they do a Jehoover Witless version too
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 08:36 AM
Lol! That's awesome! However, I have to point out that it says it's made my atheists, do you really want to use a product made by people who don't believe in your God?
It's still funny, though.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 08:41 AM
The LORD works in mysterious ways, he inspired these atheists to give us a weapon against the Catlickers, and then we will be able to turn it against them as well, when they least expect
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I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 08:52 AM
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The LORD works in mysterious ways, he inspired these atheists to give us a weapon against the Catlickers, and then we will be able to turn it against them as well, when they least expect
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Ah, I see. Use their technology to create an atheist repellent. I might be interested in owning some of that, atheists can be so annoying sometimes. I'd like to order some Jehovah's Witness Repellent, as well. Constantly knocking on my door, those buggers!
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 09:30 AM
Do they have an agricultural grade formula of this repellant? I might want to get some to spray on my cattle...you can never be sure about those priests and their sick fetishes.
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Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 01:37 PM
I'd like to see if that company has any plans to offer a "witch off" version.
Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 01:48 PM
God used King Cyrus of Persia, and He also uses the Romanists on the U.S. Supreme Court. It's entirely possible to be useful to God in this life, although damned by Him in the next.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 02:18 PM
Ok, the video is funny and it's promoted by atheists, but I STILL WANT IT. Pastors, how do I reconcile this feeling?
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 02:54 PM
I find this works pretty well on unwanted foreigners as well as Hippies and Commies.............
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-15-2008, 04:13 PM
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I'd like to see if that company has any plans to offer a "witch off" version.
Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
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Goodness I sure hope so. I have my credit card at the ready for as soon as I hear word on the availability of these variations.
I can already picture the printing on the label: "Witch's Hammer in a Can" and
"Homer's Hammer in a Can."
Only in the USA can we have access to such Godly instruments of salvation!
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 03:33 AM
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Ah, I see. Use their technology to create an atheist repellent. I might be interested in owning some of that, atheists can be so annoying sometimes.
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We don't have that put together yet, Alllllie, but we do have a prototype True Christian™ Attractant Repellant. One spray, and every True Christian™ within 15 miles will be instantly drawn to you to witness until you are either converted or are burned at the stake smitten with a desire to go to church and leave you alone.
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Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
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Perhaps we could call it "Bugger Off", Pastor!
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 06:40 AM
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Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
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I am sorry, but I'm confused; is there a difference?
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 02:24 PM
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I am sorry, but I'm confused; is there a difference?
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That's a common mistake, sister.
All papist priests are queer, but all queers are not papists.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 02:26 PM
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I'd like to order some Jehovah's Witness Repellent, as well. Constantly knocking on my door, those buggers!
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Just answer the door skyclad - it confuses them and they run away.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 03:41 PM
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I find this works pretty well on unwanted foreigners as well as Hippies and Commies.............
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I wish I would have had some of this back in Russia.
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-24-2008, 08:40 PM
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Just answer the door skyclad - it confuses them and they run away.
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I hadn't thought of that! Do you think it would make them leave you alone for good, or make them come back more often to see you nekkid?
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-25-2008, 12:41 AM
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I hadn't thought of that! Do you think it would make them leave you alone for good, or make them come back more often to see you nekkid?
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In her case I'm certain that if she were to appear at her front door in the nude, it would ensure that whoever was knocking would flee in terror. No one would want to see that a second time.
The video we have of Dances With Satan is absolutely repulsive. Some of the brothers who viewed her celebrating a black mass have suffered recurrent nightmares and constant nausea for weeks afterward.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-25-2008, 01:11 AM
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In her case I'm certain that if she were to appear at her front door in the nude, it would ensure that whoever was knocking would flee in terror. No one would want to see that a second time.
The video we have of Dances With Satan is absolutely repulsive. That's utter nonsense. If her appearance reflects her beautiful personality, I'm sure she's a stunner. And besides, it's not like looks matter all that much, anyway. Some of the brothers who viewed her celebrating a black mass have suffered recurrent nightmares and constant nausea for weeks afterward.
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That's just mean, Zeke. You know, you're not much of a looker, yourself. But I don't say mean things like that to you, do I? (This post excluded.)
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Re: Priest-Off® Repellent -
04-25-2008, 02:00 AM
We have a video?
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