Brother OEJ’s succinct analysis is a masterpiece of incisive logic each piece of evidence leading inexorably towards a revealing conclusion.
You may wish to see some other things that have caused ordinary catlicks to soil their undergarments in paroxysms of idolatry. This is the gift of the vicar of Rome who laughs as he counts the coins from the gullible and poor.
1. A US hospital has asked the Catholic Church for help after being swamped by thousands of people seeking to view what they believe is an image of the
Virgin Mary in a third-floor window… at least five years have passed since a seal broke in the window, turning the glass a blotchy white, the Associated Press news agency reported… But it was only last week that the murky patches began taking a form that is said to resemble the Madonna. “It seems like every day it gets clearer," Sharon McGarty, an administrator in a doctor's office across the hall, told AP. "It used to look like just a dirty window."
Landover Baptist Church says, “A dirty window is just what it is.”
2. But folks in the small West Texas town of Morton say they’ve seen the “
Holy Mother” made of ice inside a freezer at the local grocery store. It started as one drip from the ceiling of a freezer at Morton Thrifty Foods grocery store. Now it has become quite the sanctuary for a lot of Catholic believers.
Landover Baptist Church says, “Don’t buy from the grocery store in Morton, they don’t clean their freezers.”
3. Devout churchgoers have begun
worshipping a pizza pan - after claiming the Virgin Mary has appeared amid the melted cheese, tomato and pepperoni.
Dinner ladies at a school in Texas discovered what they took to be Mary's image on the base of a cooking tray. “Pugh Elementary School principal Lyda Guerrero said: 'I think someone was watching over us.’”
Landover Baptist Church says, “Yep, that’s right, it’s the quarantine section of Landover. If you thought worshipping Mary was bad, these catlicks are worshipping a pizza pan!”
4. CHICAGO - A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.The stain is likely the result of
salt runoff, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation.
Landover Baptist says, “Ask a priest and he’ll tell you it’s there to strengthen your faith. These guys’ll stoop to anything – even a choir boy.”