[Levi Jones]

As Mayor Hold pointed out, We are not a "Biker Church". And I wanted to explain why we are not biker friendly in our church.
So you found out your privy member is tiny and you want to overcompensate for it. Instead of buying a Hummer, which can haul groceries, you have decided to purchase a Harley Davidson.

Well sugar, welcome to the wonderful world of gloryholes and handlebar mustaches, because you are a fag.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

#5 They are loud

You don't like people playing their stereo loudly, why would you put up with noise making machines like Harley Davidsons? It's not like you can turn them off at night either.

Loud pipes save lives? No they don't. They make people wonder what the hell is wrong with their car and why is it making that noise? Or they wonder, what is making that noise and they quit concentrating on the road, making them more likely to swerve.

That is the story I tell the cops anyway when those annoying pieces of junk are near me.

But that is the point of the Harley, isn't it? You want everyone to look at you because you're so naughty!

James 4:6 But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.


#4 The accessories

Beside the glory holes and mustaches is all that fabulous leather.



What is that you say? All that leather is armor if you fall so you won't get road rash. It also keeps you warm on those long rides without your twink to wrap his arms around your waist.

If you can't control your gaymobile, they have real crash suits for that. It's what road racers wear. There is no need to dress like you came straight from a The Village People concert.

Also, you all dress the same way. You buy the same overpriced Harley accessories your gay friends do to fit into your new club.


#3 They look stupid.



You'll want to make sure to make your bike extra shiny. If fact, why not blind everyone as you go past them? If your loud pipes don't get everyone's attention, I'm sure your shiny chrome will, you attention whore.

The truth is, these are the only machines that white people can get away with driving that are ostentatious and gaudy like something an illegal alien or a jigaboo would drive.



#2 Lack of Performance.

With all the money you just flushed down the toilet, you can now regularly get beat by just about every other bike on the road.

Your overpriced, shiny fag magnet is slow. That's if it even starts. Harleys are the 1980's Jaguar of motorcyles.

Let's put it this way. Satan will be bending you over in hell, but your formerly virgin anal cavity will belong to your Harley mechanic in this life.

A search for Harley Davidson is crap will yield hundreds of hits from angry owners of them. That and dozens of sites mocking them for being, "All show and no go."


#1 They are a lifestyle prodct.

Name a product that is purely for image that has no performance advantage over its competition. Something that costs way more than it should.




That's not what I'm addressing today, we already know Apple products are for fags.

Harley Davidsons are the exact same thing. At least the Apple doesn't perform worse than most other computers and they are less prone to viruses.

Any product that can only be chalked up to a purely lifestyle purchase like this invariably has fags as its primary consumer. They don't have to spend their money on children or giving to their church. They also don't need room to tote their kids in a godly SUV or minivan.




Which reminds me. If you have enough money to buy a Harley, you are not giving enough to your church. You are robbing Jesus. Not only are you a sodomite, you are stealing from God and annoying your neighbors.

Men, quit riding or buying these things. Women, quit peeling your panties off just because someone has a loud piece of shit bike that has serious performance issues. Do you honestly think the queers who drive them will be any different? No, they'll just give you aids from all the man on man butt sex they have been engaged in.

[John Creeser]

Thank you Brother Levi for confirming what I already knew to be true. It's so sad that an American company produces such crap - I'm ashamed the slanty's rice rockets run circles around them.

And why do they have to be so loud? I was at the local park with the family having a picnic when a homer started one up. We all immediately got to our knees in prayer thinking it was an archangel blowing his trumpet signaling the End Times 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17. Or maybe it's to warn others that a leather bound homer (more than likely with the AID) is in the vicinity.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Every biker I've seen looks just like this. I wonder if they get gay-raped in the bike shop when making a purchase and that's why this happens. I don't know. Whatever. Can't explain it.

[John North]

In addition, the decision to be a Harley Davidson gay biker is taken at a very early age.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Not only that, but the Harley Davidson has a history intertwined with satan's favorite music.

[Zechariah Smyth]

True story:

About a year ago I was stopped at an intersection in my Godly 1948 Willys Jeep, and a Harley pulled up next to me. I looked over and there was a "woman" on there. Believe me when I tell you, this was probably the ugliest woman I had ever seen. Saggy teats, leathery skin, big belly, all wrapped up in sweat-soaked black leather.



Anyway, like all piece-of-crap Harleys, this one was was farting and belching like crazy, "blap-blap-blap...blap-blap...blap-blap-blap-blap...blapblap" etc. You know the sound.

So I yell over to this lady (sic), "Hey, I think you need a tune up."

She says, "It's supposed to sound like that."

I said, "No it's not, you need new plugs. You might even have a bad tank of gas."

She yells back, "It's a Harley!"

I said, "I know, that's why it sounds like crap and shakes like a hobo in a drunk tank. It's a bunch of chinaman parts put together by commie union guys up in Wisconsin."

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So she says, "Yeah, but all that shaking and vibrating makes me come!"

(note: "come" is a colloquial term for "orgasm)



So, in addition to all the other things wrong with Harleys, they are also used as big, smelly, loud vibrators.



The light turned green and I took off, eager to put that rancid whore behind me. She popped the clutch and the engine died.



YiC,

Zech

[Pastor Ezekiel]

There's even a full-length movie about Harley Davidsons and fags.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

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Disgusting! More proof that Harleys are for gays. The real reason they ride them is the vibration on their buttocks. It primes them for anal sex.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Truth.

The Harley-Davidson Also known as the Fag Mobil is considerd the number one sighn of being gay(besides Going to a barry Mantilow concert)."Not only will this spectacular viberating junk invention change our nation, but it will ensure the early death of my daughter's boyfriend who is secretly gay anyway.," said Harley. Davidson is quoted as saying, "I finally have something completely safe to drive hom after i go get shitfaced at a Chuckie Cheeses and get my ass beat by twelve year olds( they wont let us fags in real bars, chuckie cheeses is more hardcore anyway). When the first line of the rattling motorcycles (named "The Indian that got raped" in order to again assert our technological superiority over the other gay motorcycle group (Honda) went into production, they were soon recalled due to a fatal design error costing 160 unfortunate ass beatings when the gays were seen on the loud bikes people threw sausages and other gay foods at them until they fell of and scraped there elbos they then let there infants kick the shit out of the Harley Riders. "The problem was that whenever you rode at night, the front candle kept blowing out and they couldnt see the gay protesters. Not only could people not see the motorcycle, but the rider couldn't see what was in front of him," said the duo. "We corrected this problem by replacing them with these new 'light bulb' contraptions."

In 1908, The new "Indian" was an impressive machine utilizing a revolutionary 1000cc V-twin steam engine with a whopping 8 mile an hour top speed. This would eventually be replaced in 1909 with an internal combustion engine bringing the horsepower to 800 with a top speed of 412 miles an hour and a penis shaped seat.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Truth.

This must be the Encyclopedia Britannica article on Harleys.

[Samuel Hubbard]

Oh my. I need to go sell my motorcycle right now. Thank you, Pastor Levi, for sharing this information. I had no idea that my Harley was a gateway to sin.

[Mary Etheldreda]

I thank Jesus He inspired President Trump to support a boycott against this Sodomite-friendly company. I don't care what the reasons are, no one who pushes the Gay Agenda should find employment opportunities in AMERICA.