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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 05:19 PM
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I just found out a guy down a the meat packing plant is gay. I don't know which one.
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Can't you get them to just fire all the men? That would be the safest way to proceed.
I recall down at the Freehold KJV Bible Bonanza Bookstore a couple of years ago, Bud Collins the owner called me and said that one of his staff was a suspected bisexural, based on some graffiti he'd seen in a men's toilet out on the interstate, only he didn't know which employee it was. I advised him to just can the lot of them, which he did. 32 men got their pink slips that day, including Bud's own brother who'd worked there for over 20 years.
Better safe than sorry I always say.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 05:26 PM
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Can't you get them to just fire all the men? That would be the safest way to proceed.
I recall down at the Freehold KJV Bible Bonanza Bookstore a couple of years ago, Bud Collins the owner called me and said that one of his staff was a suspected bisexural, based on some graffiti he'd seen in a men's toilet out on the interstate, only he didn't know which employee it was. I advised him to just can the lot of them, which he did. 32 men got their pink slips that day, including Bud's own brother who'd worked there for over 20 years.
Better safe than sorry I always say.
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That's the way I'd do it too. But they said it wasn't possible.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 07:43 PM
theres a gay dude in my journalism class.. should i beat him with a tire iron
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 07:44 PM
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theres a gay dude in my journalism class.. should i beat him with a tire iron
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No, that's against secular law. Also there are no tire irons in the Bible.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 07:46 PM
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No, that's against secular law. Also there are no tire irons in the Bible.
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so what should i do
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04-22-2010, 07:54 PM
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:01 PM
really? im sure THAT will work..
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:02 PM
It will if you have enough faith. Do you have enough faith? Do you want to save him? Are you saved?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:05 PM
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It will if you have enough faith. Do you have enough faith? Do you want to save him? Are you saved?
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why dont you ask yourself those questions before qeustioning me?
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:08 PM
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why dont you ask yourself those questions before qeustioning me?
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I know the answers. You're the one talking about tire irons, not me. I'm saved. I have faith enough to save others, that's why I'm here on these boards. Do you need saving brother?
I feel strife and hate and fear in your voice. Have you opened your heart to Jesus?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I know the answers. You're the one talking about tire irons, not me. I'm saved. I have faith enough to save others, that's why I'm here on these boards. Do you need saving brother?
I feel strife and hate and fear in your voice. Have you opened your heart to Jesus?
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Do you even read the bible? a saved man would not talk the way you do
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:16 PM
You are avoiding Brother Mayfield's question, boy. Summon up your courage and accept Jesus - only good can come of it.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
You are avoiding Brother Mayfield's question, boy. Summon up your courage and accept Jesus - only good can come of it.
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yes to all of his questions? now its time for both of you to answer mines.. do you read the bible? are you really true christians? or is this website a hoax
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 08:59 PM
We are experts on the Bible. We follow it 100%. If you are saved and you have faith, why don't you think you can save your gay classmate?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
We are experts on the Bible. We follow it 100%. If you are saved and you have faith, why don't you think you can save your gay classmate?
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i said i CAN save him
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 10:00 PM
Then DO it! Praise Jesus!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
04-22-2010, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigdaddy
i said i CAN save him
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I suggest you see about enrolling him in Betty Bowers B.A.S.H. program. It works wonders.
Also, perhaps you can enroll in the ex-negroe program too. You guys can ride share to the seminars!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I think I just talked to a gay -
04-24-2010, 02:12 PM
I read half of the first page and I am highly disgusted. You bleached your phone because you were afraid? Wow... I didn't think I could ever come across more ignorant homophobes.
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Re: I think I just talked to a gay -
04-24-2010, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by amymareexx
I read half of the first page and I am highly disgusted. You bleached your phone because you were afraid? Wow... I didn't think I could ever come across more ignorant homophobes.
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You can't be too careful around queers. You don't want to catch the gay off them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I think I just talked to a gay -
04-24-2010, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You can't be too careful around queers. You don't want to catch the gay off them.
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You can't 'catch' gayness. I'm best friends with a gay guy and I've never had any thoughts towards other women...
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