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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-02-2018, 09:54 PM
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If we are thinking of the Russian plane we need to ask our consultants how to fit in the amenities we have included in the Airbus. We have a cigar room, a movie room and fitness room where Pastor Zeke keeps his buff looks.
It occurred to me we might be able to fit an even larger movie screen in the Russian plane.
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Gosh, a IMAX 360 theater playing Charlton Heston in 'The Ten Commandments'.
I need to go to my prayer closet and ask God to provide.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-03-2018, 04:28 PM
How about a little Cessna 2 seater?
Once again I'm offering to pay back the "loan" but not if I am not acknowledged for what I am worth.
There will be a quid pro quo, mind you. I'm not stupid, you know.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-03-2018, 06:20 PM
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How about a little Cessna 2 seater?
Once again I'm offering to pay back the "loan" but not if I am not acknowledged for what I am worth.
There will be a quid pro quo, mind you. I'm not stupid, you know.
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Cessna 2 seater? I do not think Cessna makes anything that small.
Is that like having a dinghy for his float in his Venetian Tiled pool (you know the one, the image of Moses parting waters on the bottom)?
I do not think you'd catch a Landover Pastor (even one in training) and anything so demeaning. What does it say about us if our Loving Leaders© are not reflections of our True Beliefs™?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-03-2018, 06:31 PM
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Once again I'm offering to pay back the "loan" ...
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Hang on a minute, I thought the loan was to the Trump campaign! Are you telling us that you have an outstanding "loan" too, Brother Larry?
I think we need to know exactly how many more unofficial loans have been made, how much and to whom.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-03-2018, 10:57 PM
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Hang on a minute, I thought the loan was to the Trump campaign! Are you telling us that you have an outstanding "loan" too, Brother Larry?
I think we need to know exactly how many more unofficial loans have been made, how much and to whom.
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NO. I am offering to loan the committee the million it is obviously not getting back. In return I will need a little back scratch so to speak.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 01:09 AM
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NO. I am offering to loan the committee the million it is obviously not getting back. In return I will need a little back scratch so to speak.
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Sorry Brother Larry, but if you cannot trust the Trump campaign, who can you trust? Next you'll make outlandish claims like we hear over and over about Pastor Ezekiel.
Fake News.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 03:10 AM
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Sorry Brother Larry, but if you cannot trust the Trump campaign, who can you trust? Next you'll make outlandish claims ike we hear over and over about Pastor Ezekiel.
Fake News.
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You are so right, Brother James. We loaned to the Trump campaign. It has eight million in the bank. President Trump is a man of integrity and is honest. He will see to it we are paid back.
I don't want LBC to be like those contractors who built his resorts. Several of them claim he paid until they the last part of the project. Then he refused to pay for the final phase after they had completed it. They are whining about it.
The President has explained often that when contractors do shoddy work he does not pay them. Sometimes he creates corporations to build properties and has them go bankrupt just before Trump Resorts takes over the properties. That way the dishonest builders have no one to sue.
We need to be patient with the President's Campaign people. We don't want to be seen as skeptical.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 02:08 PM
You loaned it to the campaign. That's been over 2 years. Wake up and smell the coffee, Susie Q. That money is gone with the wind. I, however, can make the committee whole again, with just one small little condition.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 03:47 PM
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You loaned it to the campaign. That's been over 2 years. Wake up and smell the coffee, Susie Q. That money is gone with the wind. I, however, can make the committee whole again, with just one small little condition.
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Larry, Larry Larry.
God created the Heavens and the Earth nearly 2,000 years ago, a very, very long time. He has not yet told us it was 'time to pay up'.
I certainly think we can wait a little while for the Trump Campaign to pay LBC back. At least until after the re-election has completed and then 'The Donald' can fulfill his destiny with His second term.
I had to wait a whole year after my wife, Mrs. Hutchins disappeared to file the life insurance claim. That was $10MM. You did not hear me worrying.
God and DJT work in mysterious ways. We should not question their Divine Wisdom™.
Tell me Larry, did you pledge your everlasting devotion to Jesus, but with one small condition or did you lay prostate before HIM and unconditionally surrender all that you are to His Magnificent Greatnes©?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 06:44 PM
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God and DJT work in mysterious ways. We should not question their Divine Wisdom™.
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Brother James, Divine Wisdom™, what a great summary of our situation. Yes, one million dollars has not been returned to us. Yet, the powers and spiritual forces are aligned so return of those funds to us is certain. Praise Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
08-04-2018, 08:48 PM
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Brother James, Divine Wisdom™, what a great summary of our situation. Yes, one million dollars has not been returned to us. Yet, the powers and spiritual forces are aligned so return of those funds to us is certain. Praise Jesus.
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Patience is virtue. What can't everyone be virtuous?
Galatians 6:9
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Colossians 3:12-13
12 Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;
13 Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
James 5:7
7 Be patient therefore, brethren, unto the coming of the Lord. Behold, the husbandman waiteth for the precious fruit of the earth, and hath long patience for it, until he receive the early and latter rain.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
12-19-2018, 03:41 PM
A new development has made it evermore imperative to raise the last monies we need for Zeke's aircraft. I'm urging Landover Baptist church members to open their pocketbooks.
Just a little history. When this started, one of our main concerns was for Pastor Zeke to have an aircraft that dwarfed that of Negro preacher, Creflo Dollar.
Now a new competitor has emerged. A liberal groups which knows squat about the Bible is starting a "Christian Airline." It owns a large aircraft and will fly preachers to various places in the world to do their thing. Now, what is their thing? It is not preaching from the Bible as Pastor Zeke preaches.
Pastor Zeke needs a huge aircraft to bring candy for kids, currency for exchange deals and still have plenty of room to relax and enjoy himself. Here is the news I am concerned about :
https://www.christianpost.com/news/w...ggage-fee.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
12-22-2018, 05:40 AM
This is preposterous. And annoying. Do you realize that if this incompetent fundraising won't improve I'll have to dig into my own Swiss saving accounts to purchase the damn jet!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
12-22-2018, 06:11 PM
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This is preposterous. And annoying. Do you realize that if this incompetent fundraising won't improve I'll have to dig into my own Swiss saving accounts to purchase the damn jet!
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Mr. Pastor Ezekiel Flint,
I am just a humble motel proprietor (the Blood of Christ Motel just outside Podunk, Nebraska, True Christians™ welcome) but I would like to make a modest contribution to your Godly cause. I don't pay taxes unless all three branches are under Republican control, so once the government un-shuts down again I'll have some extra going-to-town money.
However, I don't trust global Jewry to handle my assets, so I refuse to put my hard earned cash into a bank. I won't have Shlomo or Bernie or Griphook spilling his seed upon it and then placing it in my hand to infect me with the Tay-Sachs! For similar reasons, I also do not use credit cards. I ONLY transact business in cold, hard cash with "In God We Trust" on it. Would you like to receive an envelope of cash through the US Postal Service or should I send a package via UPS or FedEx? Which delivery service is the most Godly?
If none of these choices is acceptable, I could always drop it off at your church in person. Podunk is only about a three and a half hour drive from Freehold, according to Jewgle Maps.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
12-25-2018, 11:52 PM
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Mr. Pastor Ezekiel Flint,
I am just a humble motel proprietor (the Blood of Christ Motel just outside Podunk, Nebraska, True Christians™ welcome) but I would like to make a modest contribution to your Godly cause. I don't pay taxes unless all three branches are under Republican control, so once the government un-shuts down again I'll have some extra going-to-town money.
However, I don't trust global Jewry to handle my assets, so I refuse to put my hard earned cash into a bank. I won't have Shlomo or Bernie or Griphook spilling his seed upon it and then placing it in my hand to infect me with the Tay-Sachs! For similar reasons, I also do not use credit cards. I ONLY transact business in cold, hard cash with "In God We Trust" on it. Would you like to receive an envelope of cash through the US Postal Service or should I send a package via UPS or FedEx? Which delivery service is the most Godly?
If none of these choices is acceptable, I could always drop it off at your church in person. Podunk is only about a three and a half hour drive from Freehold, according to Jewgle Maps.
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Dear, Landover Baptist accepts all sorts of payment types (cash, credit card, money order, check, gold, diamonds, you get the idea), however, we have a policy of not receiving money from people who haven't been screened by our Department of Faith - we wouldn't want to suddenly discover that we have been involved in some shady money laundering. Panama papers were enough trouble, we don't want that to happen again.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-24-2019, 03:25 PM
The Committee for Pastor Zeke's new aircraft meets regularly. Recently we were presented with a new development we want to share with the Congregation.
As you recall, your generous donations allowed us to almost take in the sum we needed for the giant Airbus Pastor Zeke prefers. Then, the Trump campaign asked us for a large loan to be paid back after his election which we felt obligated to accommodate. Unfortunately, the campaign has never paid us back. We still expect repayment because President Trump is a man of his word.
Now there is a new opportunity for us to earn interest on the remaining balance. All of you know the evangelist, Ernie Angley. Ernie's Boeing 747 is grounded needing a new landing gear. It has been sitting in an airline bone yard for a year and a half waiting to be repaired.
Ernie's people have asked us for a two million dollar loan so they can get the 747 back in the air. They tell us that once Ernie has the plane operating he can resume full time evangelism and pay us back shortly.
Frankly, I'm torn on this request. I think we should do what God wants us to do. If the 747 brings Ernie back out doing events and saving souls I think God might be pleased.
But, if we are not paid back, as in the Trump loan, we have set back Pastor Zeke's time table for bring Jesus to millions with his new giant Airbus. And I have other concerns. Ernie is now 97 years old and I'm wondering if his staff is realistic about his stamina. There are also resolved lawsuits of sexual matters with the usual harlots that pursue evangelists.
The Committee would appreciate any thoughts on this loan request.
https://www.christianpost.com/church...istry-jet.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-24-2019, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
The Committee for Pastor Zeke's new aircraft meets regularly. Recently we were presented with a new development we want to share with the Congregation.
As you recall, your generous donations allowed us to almost take in the sum we needed for the giant Airbus Pastor Zeke prefers. Then, the Trump campaign asked us for a large loan to be paid back after his election which we felt obligated to accommodate. Unfortunately, the campaign has never paid us back. We still expect repayment because President Trump is a man of his word.
Now there is a new opportunity for us to earn interest on the remaining balance. All of you know the evangelist, Ernie Angley. Ernie's Boeing 747 is grounded needing a new landing gear. It has been sitting in an airline bone yard for a year and a half waiting to be repaired.
Ernie's people have asked us for a two million dollar loan so they can get the 747 back in the air. They tell us that once Ernie has the plane operating he can resume full time evangelism and pay us back shortly.
Frankly, I'm torn on this request. I think we should do what God wants us to do. If the 747 brings Ernie back out doing events and saving souls I think God might be pleased.
But, if we are not paid back, as in the Trump loan, we have set back Pastor Zeke's time table for bring Jesus to millions with his new giant Airbus. And I have other concerns. Ernie is now 97 years old and I'm wondering if his staff is realistic about his stamina. There are also resolved lawsuits of sexual matters with the usual harlots that pursue evangelists.
The Committee would appreciate any thoughts on this loan request.
https://www.christianpost.com/church...istry-jet.html
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As much as it is the Christian thing to help others in need, what is the point of giving away your last meal only to be starving yourself. Our own, humble and self defecating Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been making do with so much of last years supplies that I can see he is visibly embarrassed. What does it say about us when our own congregation cannot afford the basic necessities of life for our generous leaders? A simple Pastor cannot make vintage wine out of water, it must be selected at the vineyard, carefully transported and stocked in abundance.
I think of all the people around the world, those nameless and faceless people that the Good Pastor has drug from the depths of depravity to lead Christian lives. All the young boys he has Touched® and will never tell of it. Should this stop just because another person has squandered Gods Gift's?
If the LBC Financial Committee decides to invest (where is the next meeting, South Africa? I need to see if I can be there in person and not just call in.) I think we need some sort of ironclad agreement in place, a sort of UCC-1 filing on the soul of Rev. Angley.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-24-2019, 08:34 PM
Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, my husband has instructed me to respond to this on his behalf. The italics are Matthew's words.
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Ernie's people have asked us for a two million dollar loan so they can get the 747 back in the air. They tell us that once Ernie has the plane operating he can resume full time evangelism and pay us back shortly.
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How shortly is shortly?
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I guess you mean unresolved? Whatever - our Joo lawyers can step in on his behalf if necessary. Are they cheap harlots, or is this likely to cost him serious money?
All we need to know here is how much Ernie's jet is worth. If it's less than - say - $4 million in its current (unrepaired) state, then forget it. But if the collateral's there, and the interest rate's more than appropriate, then why not? We just need to ensure that we have a first charge on it and that at the first sign of default (or death) the jet's ours to sell.
See you at the witch hunt, Johny Joe.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-24-2019, 09:50 PM
Thank you, Sister, for passing along Matt's thoughts on this issue. He said the plane must have a value of $4 million so we would have that collateral in case we needed to sell the airplane in order to recoup our loan money.
According the what I read, the plane is only worth about $1 million. It was beaten up even before the Pastor acquired it. If the 747 were saving thousands of souls from hell it still might be a good loan. Those saved would surely tithe and we would be repaid.
Frankly, I just don't know if Ernie can save enough souls to allow repayment of this loan. His staff tells me he is up to it, but maybe we need to think about this some more.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
09-24-2019, 10:28 PM
Landover Baptist Church is against homosexuality, right?
While we love the homosexual, we hate the sin, right? But if the sinner happens to be someone purporting to be a Christian, doesn't that make the sinner not only a hypocrite but an untrustworthy companion on our journey to Jesus, right? I mean, I don't think I could tolerate someone saying they are on the side of Jesus but secretly they are practicing the sin of sodomy and gomorrahmy. It just curdles my blood as a young, handsome, well built and intelligent equine gnathologist and as a dedicated follower of Jesus. So I said all that to remind you of this:
Not that long ago Ernest Angley was accused of sexual sin. HOMOSEXUAL SIN. Men came forward exposing Angley's private "counseling" with them which was done in the nude and with spiritual massage (in other words, the sin of Onan) often involved. These allegations were never proven false. I do not think a loan to this man should even be considered. BUT: there IS good news.
Before he was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea - a horrid way to go - my dear friend Michael Hezekiah, a Joo turned to Jesus and a fine lawyer, obtained the FULL amount of Landover's loan to the Trump Campaign through Trump's Joo son-in-law, since they both went to the same temple in NYC (when Mike was still alive).
A check is now in a trust account for the full amount of the loan plus interest. There is a stipulation about release of this money. It must be done through ME and it has to go DIRECTLY to the plane manufacturer, used for no other reason than Pastor Zeke's new airplane. Without my signature, the check is just a piece of paper. Of course, a lawsuit could probably get the funds in your hands, too, but I just can't imagine you would do that when it costs a lot of money and will take more time to get the airplane.
So fellas: let me know if you're interested. Michael has set this up so I can cash the check tonight if I want to. I have sent a copy of the legal transaction details, certified by the Circuit Court of the District of New York #239.
Hope to hear from you soon. It's a lot of bucks, boys. Would you rather trust ME or a homosexual?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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