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05-28-2010, 11:09 PM
@ xenochrist Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
It would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
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03-12-2011, 04:06 PM
PASTOVER is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage. Many stories about this momentous occasion have been passed down through the centuries, and it is interesting to note that they are all completely different. Some are hardly even intelligible. Regardless of one's version of the story, however, all true believers partake of the pasta and perform the ritual Passing of the Eye Patch, in which each member at the table takes a turn wearing an eye patch and talking about why he or she is happy to have been touched.
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03-13-2011, 09:14 AM
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PASTOVER is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage. Many stories about this momentous occasion have been passed down through the centuries, and it is interesting to note that they are all completely different. Some are hardly even intelligible. Regardless of one's version of the story, however, all true believers partake of the pasta and perform the ritual Passing of the Eye Patch, in which each member at the table takes a turn wearing an eye patch and talking about why he or she is happy to have been touched.
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The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-13-2011, 09:48 AM
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No, now if I was Chef Boyardee you might have a point
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I hate you and everything you stand for. I know you're here as an example, but you make me sick and angry.
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Why do you hate god? Yes I am here as an example, a shinning example of how to know Our Lord. The truth makes you sick? It should not my friend, you should rejoice in the truth.
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03-24-2011, 02:26 PM
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03-24-2011, 03:06 PM
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03-28-2011, 07:07 AM
Now, I'm struggling here, and maybe it's come up already, but do people in the forum think that chocolate crosses are ok, or is eating them a mockery of the Crucifixion of our Lord and therefore blasphemy?
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03-28-2011, 07:17 AM
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Now, I'm struggling here, and maybe it's come up already, but do people in the forum think that chocolate crosses are ok, or is eating them a mockery of the Crucifixion of our Lord and therefore blasphemy?
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That's a tough one. On one hand, what better way to celebrate our Lord's triumph over death? On the other, it does seem a mockery.
What do you think?
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03-28-2011, 07:44 AM
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That's a tough one. On one hand, what better way to celebrate our Lord's triumph over death? On the other, it does seem a mockery.
What do you think?
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Honestly, I don't think the Apostles would have done it, you don't see them eating chocolate crosses after the Resurrection. Better to err on the side of caution, I suppose, or submit to the wisdom of those who've made a more thorough study of these things. What's chocolate got to do with salvation anyway?
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03-28-2011, 07:46 AM
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Honestly, I don't think the Apostles would have done it, you don't see them eating chocolate crosses after the Resurrection. Better to err on the side of caution, I suppose, or submit to the wisdom of those who've made a more thorough study of these things. What's chocolate got to do with salvation anyway?
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You're probably right, friend. We should likely stick to eating our Savior's holy flesh in the Eucharist.
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03-28-2011, 07:49 AM
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You're probably right, friend. We should likely stick to eating our Savior's holy flesh in the Eucharist.
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Do as Christ taught, anyway. It's a real sign of the times that even the rememberance and celebration Lord's Resurrection is an opportunity for heresy and sin to weasel in.
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03-28-2011, 08:08 AM
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Do as Christ taught, anyway. It's a real sign of the times that even the rememberance and celebration Lord's Resurrection is an opportunity for heresy and sin to weasel in.
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Friend, you are preaching to the choir. No one takes our Savior's temporary death on the cross, Jesus' sweating drops of blood and the eating of His flesh; that is meat indeed, more seriously than we do. Indeed we drink deeply in the Blood of Jesus on our hallowed day of Easter.
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03-28-2011, 09:01 AM
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Friend, you are preaching to the choir. No one takes our Savior's temporary death on the cross, Jesus' sweating drops of blood and the eating of His flesh; that is meat indeed, more seriously than we do. Indeed we drink deeply in the Blood of Jesus on our hallowed day of Easter.
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Seems to me if you aren't in Church, if you don't believe in the LORD, then your 'celebration' of Easter is really just bold faced mockery. You don't get to jump on the bandwagon just because you like the holiday, same goes for Christmas.
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03-28-2011, 09:18 AM
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Seems to me if you aren't in Church, if you don't believe in the LORD, then your 'celebration' of Easter is really just bold faced mockery. You don't get to jump on the bandwagon just because you like the holiday, same goes for Christmas.
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The Bible quite clearly says it is the celebration of passover and our Lord's temporary death. Jesus said Himself that His flesh is meat indeed and His blood is drink indeed. The Passover, of course, being where the angel of death descended on Egypt and killed somewhere around half a million men after God hardened Pharaoh's heart.
I guess depending on which Gospel you follow, Jesus either died before or after the Passover.
We merely celebrate the Eucharist every Sunday by drinking His blood and eating His flesh. Now we will celebrate when He was nailed to a cross and died. Then He rose from the grave. Apparently, some other people did too according to Matthew 27:52-53.
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03-28-2011, 09:33 AM
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03-28-2011, 11:29 PM
Sorry to double post, but this needs to be said:
"There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the Lamb;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the Lamb."
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04-02-2011, 01:47 AM
And the chocolate! Don't forget the chocolate!
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04-04-2011, 04:07 PM
Bunnies are a Gods creature, too! I don`t thing God approves pics of bunnies smeared out all over the road. Killed.
Besides, i think Jesus LOVES chocolate. And why in the world would God create cocoa if it shouldnt be enjoyed
i love Jesus and i love chocolate. And eggs.
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04-05-2011, 04:13 AM
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I agree, and are they ever delicious!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-05-2011, 09:00 PM
Delicious with rosemary and thyme.
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