[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!

[Bob4God]

You know I have never met an evolutionist who could honestly and intelligently answer that question?

Another thing I'd like to know is, if humans came from monkeys, how come there aren't monkeys giving birth to humans to this day?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?

[Aristotle]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?

Now I wouldn't make this claim because it would be racist, but some have claimed that negroes are related to monkeys because they both came from Africa. However, I did some historical research. Cotton farmers in the South before the Civil War figured that monkeys could be treated like smaller versions of negro slaves and brought them in to pick cotton. Found out it didn't work so I think the evilutionists are proved wrong even here. Black people are descendents of Ham, not Tarzan's buddy, cheetah.

[James Dewitt]

If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?

[EightyEight]

I found some interesting discussion and articles elsewhere on the intertubes.

Apparently, humans do have tails while they are still in the womb, which are later absorbed into the body to form the coccyx (commonly known as the tailbone). Many evolutionists view the coccyx as a "leftover"--for lack of a better term--of our evolutionary predecessors.


As tails became less necessary for our survival (living on the ground as homo-sapiens, for example, and not in the trees), they disappeared over time.

There are a lot of unanswered questions about evolution, and I think evolutionists (the rational ones anyway) will be the first to admit it. One could also ask why humans have appendixes. Neither evolution nor creation science can explain that, as it serves no beneficial purpose to human survival.

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac

If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.

I'm not sure what you mean by this, would be so kind as to elaborate?

[Dingleberry]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!

Because tails were not necessary for us to have anymore so as we evolved our tails would have shrunk and shrunk until they no longer were there.

Originally Posted by Bob4God

You know I have never met an evolutionist who could honestly and intelligently answer that question?

Another thing I'd like to know is, if humans came from monkeys, how come there aren't monkeys giving birth to humans to this day?

Why would that happen?
Evolution takes a long long long time, it is not that instantanious

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?

Because it was just one specific species of monkey, not just all monkeys in general

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?

I think you mean English?

I hope that I helped you guys with your questions

[Professor Logic]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

You know I have never met an evolutionist who could honestly and intelligently answer that question?

Another thing I'd like to know is, if humans came from monkeys, how come there aren't monkeys giving birth to humans to this day?

Than rejoyce, because here are your answers.

1 - Monkeys are here, because we didn't evolve from monkeys, but from a common ancestor, that we and monkeys share. We evolved one way and current monkeys the other way.

2 - We don't have tail, just like apes, that are closer relatives to us. QED

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Professor Logic

Than rejoyce, because here are your answers.

1 - Monkeys are here, because we didn't evolve from monkeys, but from a common ancestor, that we and monkeys share. We evolved one way and current monkeys the other way.

2 - We don't have tail, just like apes, that are closer relatives to us. QED

So why have monkeys stopped evolving? Why did being in our part of your family tree mean that we improved, learned to use tools and language etc?

Wouldn't those things have been beneficial to monkeys? Or did 'natural selection' chose that picking at your arse and masturbating up a tree were more important skills for the survival of the species?


No, here is the answer,

Genesis 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


All animals stay within their 'kind'.

YIC

Jack

[Professor Logic]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

So why have monkeys stopped evolving? Why did being in our part of your family tree mean that we improved, learned to use tools and language etc?

Wouldn't those things have been beneficial to monkeys? Or did 'natural selection' chose that picking at your arse and masturbating up a tree were more important skills for the survival of the species?


No, here is the answer,

Genesis 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


All animals stay within their 'kind'.

YIC

Jack

Of course they didn't. They still evolve. To better monkeys, just like people evolve to better people, cockroaches to better cockroaches and sharks to better sharks. And occasionally, when the changes are obvious enough, we arbitrarily call this better animal a new species.

Evolution doesn't decide anything. It is just a process that makes all living things more suited for their environment, which monkeys are. The simple fact that they are still here is obvious enough. Evolution has no specific goal in mind, because it is a reactive process to environmental conditions. Intelect is just one way of many to go.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Professor Logic

Of course they didn't. They still evolve. To better monkeys, just like people evolve to better people, cockroaches to better cockroaches and sharks to better sharks. And occasionally, when the changes are obvious enough, we arbitrarily call this better animal a new species.

And yet the young generation are not better than their parents and grandparents and great grandparents. They're increasingly lazy, spoiled, entitled and falling away from God to be goth-dorks. And who wants better cockroaches anyway? What kind of a messed up idea is that?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Professor Logic

Of course they didn't. They still evolve. To better monkeys, just like people evolve to better people, cockroaches to better cockroaches and sharks to better sharks. And occasionally, when the changes are obvious enough, we arbitrarily call this better animal a new species.

Evolution doesn't decide anything. It is just a process that makes all living things more suited for their environment, which monkeys are. The simple fact that they are still here is obvious enough. Evolution has no specific goal in mind, because it is a reactive process to environmental conditions. Intelect is just one way of many to go.

But according to you our "common ancestor" all lived in the SAME environment

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Professor Logic

Of course they didn't. They still evolve. To better monkeys, just like people evolve to better people, cockroaches to better cockroaches and sharks to better sharks. And occasionally, when the changes are obvious enough, we arbitrarily call this better animal a new species.

Evolution doesn't decide anything. It is just a process that makes all living things more suited for their environment, which monkeys are. The simple fact that they are still here is obvious enough. Evolution has no specific goal in mind, because it is a reactive process to environmental conditions. Intelect is just one way of many to go.

I think you will believe anything. Just because it's written down by Stephen Dawkins doesn't mean it's true. Only a fool would just blindly accept what they read in a book.
Show me one example of an animal giving birth to another species and I will listen. Micro evolution happens, macro evolution just doesn't.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.

Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.

[Mike Gerrard]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!

How many times does this have to be explained...

Monkeys and humans shared a common ancestor. To say that we (I wont even use the term darwinist. The creationist in today's society is like the retarded child we prefer to keep in the basement and not speak about) support the idea that one day a monkey had a human baby demonstrates your ignorance on the subject.

You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further. Over the course of evolution, humans grew less and less dependent on this appendage, and as its usefullness declined the tail grew smaller and smaller over thousands of years of micro evolution. If you really want all the fossils dating the intervals of our species evolution, I'll gladly pull them up for you.

Also dont ask a question and then tell someone that your rhetoric is 100% proof that you are right.

Don't say that there is no adequate answer to this question, because their is.

These things make you sound even more ignorant.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Mike Gerrard

Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis.

HAH, very tricky, friend! I almost fell for this and almost sodomized myself.

Originally Posted by Mike Gerrard

Also dont ask a question and then tell someone that your rhetoric is 100% proof that you are right.

Why not?

[Mike Gerrard]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

HAH, very tricky, friend! I almost fell for this and almost sodomized myself.


Why not?

Its right there, it called your tail bone. If you can't resist sticking your finger up your butt while checking to see if your anatomy is indeed consistent with this than i will leave you be. (By the way its not even on the ass... its more the lower back).

Because that makes you sound stupid. By all means promote this if you wish... but when debating a issue, following the rhetorical steps to proving your point is a much more solid method. Assuming your right and pretending that your views make the other person completely wrong only makes your argument exponentially less effective when it is denounced

[TheLordSavedMe]

Originally Posted by Mike Gerrard

You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further.

These things make you sound even more ignorant.

You're a disgusting PERVERT!!! Telling me to feel my own bottom! You should be arrested for trying to make me rape myself!!! How can you live with yourself!!!

I bet you're in cahoots with Joe Beam, the false Christian sex pervert!

You're the one that's ignorant AND you're GROSS!!!

[Mike Gerrard]

Originally Posted by TheLordSavedMe

You're a disgusting PERVERT!!! Telling me to feel my own bottom! You should be arrested for trying to make me rape myself!!! How can you live with yourself!!!

I bet you're in cahoots with Joe Beam, the false Christian sex pervert!

You're the one that's ignorant AND you're GROSS!!!

Sigh... its not even your bottom. Your tail is right there whenever you wish to realize that your views are folly.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Sister Verna's cousin Ernie gots a tail.
I weren't from no evilution!!!
His mamma always drank a lot beer and was laughing real hard, and throwing pennies, at the monkeys in the zoo. It was pissin' them little apers off so much they put a demon hindaloo monkey curse on her. Thus her kidbaby Ernie was born with a tail jus' like the monkey who she made angry.
Some monkeys are real mean and have wings, and thus work as familiars with witches to get shiny red shoes from little girls. They are nasty, and likely they poo when they fly, thus making them much worse then pidgins.
<<< Picture Of Cousin-In-Law Ernie at last years family BBQ {hard to tell if hes' coming, or going}.

Humans folk did not come from monkeys , but the Devil will be helping to turn (ie: de-volvulating) lots of folks into monkeys as the final days of the end-times approaches.
They will be meek monkeys and maybe shall inherit the earth. Then some astronauts lost in space will land on the de-volvulated earth and smite the monkeys by saying "Gits your hands off me you damn dirty ape".
I think it is in Leviticus somewhere, and I is pretty sure Moses might be in that part of Scripture shooting the de-volvulated monkeys.
<<<Picture of Moses waiting to waste an uppity ape.


Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she likes little spider monkeys with cowboy hats on}