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03-07-2008, 03:50 AM
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I see, you think punishing a man down on the ground and grinding your crotch in his face while grunting is fighting. Friend, you are in serious need of spiritual help. Get to your pastor immediately.
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I've never seen them grind their crothes in eachtothers faces. Maybe that was just wishful thinking on your part.
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03-07-2008, 03:53 AM
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I've never seen them grind their crothes in eachtothers faces. Maybe that was just wishful thinking on your part.
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What do you think a pile driver is?
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03-07-2008, 03:54 AM
It's a relief that they don't play this here in Morocco.
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03-07-2008, 03:57 AM
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Fake. Both men are married, the one with the white hair actually risked his life for his wife. Also he is reading him a poem, while acting. It isnt really in any way. Also the "Gay wedding" is also fake, right now Chuck is a biker with a girlfriend on screen.
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What do you think a pile driver is?
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Not that. His head isnt touching his crotch.
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03-07-2008, 04:04 AM
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Not that. His head isnt touching his crotch.
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It isn't, it's pretty darn hard to tell from the outside. Does that really sound like something you would do in a real fight? Get your opponent to rest his thighs on on both your shoulders? Quit kidding yourself, they is all kinds of homererotic overtones to big time wrestling. Like I said here in Freehold we only let women wrestle so we don't get any monkey spanking in the audience.
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03-07-2008, 04:04 AM
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Fake. Both men are married, the one with the white hair actually risked his life for his wife. Also he is reading him a poem, while acting. It isnt really in any way. Also the "Gay wedding" is also fake, right now Chuck is a biker with a girlfriend on screen.
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Whoosh! Again and again the point goes soaring over your head. It is not about whether the wrestlers are actually getting "married." It's about the message that this sends to children.
What message? The message that sodomy is an acceptable and enjoyable lifestyle, morally equal to heterosexuality, and that there is no reason not to choose it over God's plan. The reality is that it is not a lifestyle at all, but a deathstyle, one that leads inevitably to drug addiction, AIDS, suicide, and eternal damnation.
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03-07-2008, 04:06 AM
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I've never seen them grind their crothes in eachtothers faces. Maybe that was just wishful thinking on your part.
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And i do believe our loving Pastor said crotch not crothes. Either way their all homers and girlie's prancing around with their gay homer friends on stage.
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03-07-2008, 04:09 AM
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Whoosh! Again and again the point goes soaring over your head. It is not about whether the wrestlers are actually getting "married." It's about the message that this sends to children.
What message? The message that sodomy is an acceptable and enjoyable lifestyle, morally equal to heterosexuality, and that there is no reason not to choose it over God's plan. The reality is that it is not a lifestyle at all, but a deathstyle, one that leads inevitably to drug addiction, AIDS, suicide, and eternal damnation.
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Well kids shouldnt watch it. There is a warning at the start of the show. So if your kids are fags its because you made them that way, dont try to blame it on someone else.
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And i do believe our loving Pastor said crotch not crothes. Either way their all homers and girlie's prancing around with their gay homer friends on stage.
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I've never seen them grind their crothes in eachtothers faces. Maybe that was just wishful thinking on your part.
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Maybe he's another filthy chink like Hitoshi?
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03-07-2008, 04:14 AM
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Well kids shouldnt watch it. There is a warning at the start of the show. So if your kids are fags its because you made them that way, dont try to blame it on someone else.
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NO ONE should watch it. The program is rated TV-14. Are you claiming that fourteen-year-olds aren't going to be influenced by images of homoeroticism? Tell me the truth: were you absolutely certain of your sexuality (whatever it may be) when you were fourteen?
That's a red herring anyway. Toy stores such as "Toys R Us" are overflowing with WWE merchandise. To claim it isn't marketed at children is an exercise in self-deception next to which Islam pales into obscurity.
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03-07-2008, 04:16 AM
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NO ONE should watch it. The program is rated TV-14. Are you claiming that fourteen-year-olds aren't going to be influenced by images of homoeroticism? Tell me the truth: were you absolutely certain of your sexuality (whatever it may be) when you were fourteen?
That's a red herring anyway. Toy stores such as "Toys R Us" are overflowing with WWE merchandise. To claim it isn't marketed at children is an exercise in self-deception next to which Islam pales into obscurity.
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Im straight and i am 14 and i watch WWE. You guys arent going to win this arguement. No one forces kids to buy the action figures, also i have quite a few and i am still straight.
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03-07-2008, 04:20 AM
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Im straight and i am 14 and i watch WWE. You guys arent going to win this arguement. No one forces kids to buy the action figures, also i have quite a few and i am still straight.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-07-2008, 04:21 AM
Figures. Your parents let you watch this before you were 14, and it turned you gay.
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Figures. Your parents let you watch this before you were 14, and it turned you gay.
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And for the wrestlers, they are usually turned gay by pedophile trainers and referees...
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And for the wrestlers, they are usually turned gay by pedophile trainers and referees...
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I'm glad I banned that 14 year old homer before he saw that and turned even more queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! -
03-07-2008, 06:38 AM
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Sweet Jesus!
I'm glad I banned that 14 year old homer before he saw that and turned even more queer.
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Pastor, while all things are possible with God . . . well, that boy turning MORE queer?
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03-07-2008, 04:34 PM
Dear lord, this thread is certainly not suitable for women, very good initiative though by the original poster to bring it to the attention of the seniors of the community.
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Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos! -
03-07-2008, 09:51 PM
I'm straight, and I watch WWE. Hell, I "beat my meat" (that means masturbate) to the lovely ladies of wrestling.
So like I said:
"I'm straight, and I watch WWE."
Deal with it you damn liberals.
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03-07-2008, 09:55 PM
Those aren't ladies.
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