[BrotherLarry]

First of all, a hearty welcome before I become righteously indignant. You see, friend, you were doing well when you first arrived in our PRIVATELY OWNED forum. We allow sinners of the greatest magnitude to seek Jesus here because He wants to rescue you from the pits of Hell. And if you ask Him to, in a contrite way, determined to sin no more, He will. (1 John 1:9) I believe in Swedish that is translated as "Gleeben globen meeben noben, dir forder horder marker snarker en deleeben sneeben." It's been a while since I studied the language using the Swedish chef as a teacher. We Americans learn things from all sorts of media, which is one of the things that makes us superior.


You need to stop being autistic. It is nothing to play with and can be healed by our Lord Jesus. (Isaiah 53:5) Accusing my dear brother Des of being a troll when he has nothing to do with Denmark or other African nations nearby is really starting to make me angry. However, the Lord asks us to forgive seventy times seven, so you have four hundred eighty-nine more chances before I wipe the dust from my feet and write myself a note to wave at you from Heaven while you writhe in Hell. (Matthew 18:22) Des is a kind, American man who would never sit to perform any bodily function for which a normal male is built to stand. He has gone out of his way to be a Christian witness to you and you owe him gratitude for that.


Landover Baptist Church's group of True Christians™ will NEVER be hostile to anyone as this is totally against the Bible (Ephesians 4:32). Your accusation that we would do so is in itself a hostile action, but if you think that bothers us, think again! You see, friend, we rejoice when we are persecuted (Matthew 5:11). We just lay back and await the promised blessing that God will pour out upon us when we least expect it.


I worry when people claim atheism as their belief system. Don't you care what God thinks of that claim? He loved you so much that He sent His Son to DIE for you. YOU. (John 3:16) His sweet baby boy endured countless hours of pain and suffering in order that you might spend eternity dancing in Heaven, singing songs and praising Him while casting crowns at His Feet. (Revelation 4:10) Lest Heaven sound boring to you so far, there is no doubt in my mind that there will be other activities planned, such as watching Madonna perform live in Hell accompanied by Liberace on keyboards. Of course, Madonna could still find Jesus - we pray she does - but instead she embraces Cabello's instead of reading the Holy Scriptures. <sigh - I love the song "Like a Prayer" >


We would love to help your unsaved and vile soul reach the gates of Glory with us. Won't you ask Jesus to guide you to Him? When you take one step toward the Lord, He will take two steps toward you.


He is so good - all the time. Cast all your cares upon Him , because He cares for YOU. (1 Peter 5:7)


Glory!
COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

I'm sure you would get quite offended if something you enjoyed and liked was insulted like that.
They probably mean no harm and merely get a bit angry.
To put it into perspective, it's a bit like insulting ones religion, if a person was going around insulting Christianity I'm sure you would be a bit hostile to them.

I've spent a few hundred hours on the games you mentioned, and I can understand if someone got a bit hurt when you insult them, they feel a bit personal at times since you generally get attached to your character.

That's just my opinion though, you can disagree all you like, I don't mind.

Allow me to reiterate. They care more about the misspelling of a game character's name then about entire races of people being murdered.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

...They care more about the misspelling of a game character's name then about entire races of people being murdered.

Not even.

They care more about having their voice (as an individual, extremely special little snowflake that Mommy told them they are, uh huh) being heard complaining about a misspelling of a character's name.

I urge our new visitor to go and look at one of the gamer threads. Skip the OP, it'll be dumb, boring, longwinded, and pointless. Look at the first response. See it mirrored in the second response. See the exact same points raised in the exact same order in almost exactly the same words in the 5th, 7th, ... 3000th responses.

Then see one of the True Christians™ attempt to ask why they not only ignore all of the Scripture justifying whatever point the OP made, but why they also ignore all of the responses from their cohort. "It doesn't matter what others say", they'll claim, "it only counts when I say it, because my mommy didn't tell them they were special, she only told me, so I'm the only one with an opinion that matters, and you have to respect my opinion because it's my opinion, so it doesn't matter that I'm the X thousandth to say this, it matters that I'M the one saying this now on this 5 year old thread that no one cares about".

Actually, don't do that. You may still want to hold onto a shred of hope for the future of mankind, and reading those threads will not help.

[Salvation-Bot 3000]

I would like to say something here.This forum is only for Christians.
So, if you are an atheist, please convert or get out.


Also, Sweden is a doomed country along with the rest of Europe.


For future reference, please look at the welcome page.
And maybe check the terms of service.
Kindly leave now, unsaved filth isn't needed here.
Even if you're just looking for answers, read the Bible instead.

[Des]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

You need to stop being autistic. It is nothing to play with and can be healed by our Lord Jesus. (Isaiah 53:5) Accusing my dear brother Des of being a troll when he has nothing to do with Denmark or other African nations nearby is really starting to make me angry. However, the Lord asks us to forgive seventy times seven, so you have four hundred eighty-nine more chances before I wipe the dust from my feet and write myself a note to wave at you from Heaven while you writhe in Hell. (Matthew 18:22) Des is a kind, American man who would never sit to perform any bodily function for which a normal male is built to stand. He has gone out of his way to be a Christian witness to you and you owe him gratitude for that.

Thank you for your defense, Brother. I've never known you not to have another man's back.


It is times like this that I take comfort from John 15:18
I fthe world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

For we True Christians have long felt the bitter sting of hatred. In fact Jesus in His infinite wisdom has prepared us for it as well as delivering a message of joy and hope.


1 Peter 4:12-13


Beloved,think it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you,as though some strange thing happened unto you:But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.

So when the eel headed harridan came at me, reeking of cheese and lutefisk, I knew she was mad at the world. Mad at Italy for inventing the meatball first. Mad at Norway for having a nicer country. Mad atthe Japanese for teaching Swedes to remove their shoes indoors. Mad at America for kicking her countries butt during WWII. But mostly she is mad at us Christians for taking so long to get to her backwater country and get rid of all the smelly, stupid vikings.


I therefore tried not to take it personally. The poor thing has the weight of the world on her shoulders. She lives on a communist ice shelf with rickety IKEA toy furniture. She has no cuisine to speak of, no culture, and God knows no music. And she is surrounded by countries filled with people who are better looking, blonder, and more intelligent than hers.


It only makes sense then that she would vent her rage upon a proud patriot of the greatest nation on earth. We Americans represent everything her country will never be, all the things she will never have. High culture, high cuisine, streets uncluttered by bulldykes and bread lines, and laughably ugly, stupid neighbors to the north and south. The poor thing is envious that she couldn't manage to land a prime catch like Melania did and be swept off her feet to live in a beautiful tower in a fairy tale land of wealth and wonder.


Let's then not be too hard on the child. She has yet to accept Jesus into her heart, so she lacks the emotional defenses and stability of we Christians. Because let's face it. We Christians may have it rough in the world. But as persecuted and despised as we are, we could always have it worse. We could have to live in Sweden.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Salvation-Bot 3000

I would like to say something here.This forum is only for Christians.
So, if you are an atheist, please convert or get out.


Also, Sweden is a doomed country along with the rest of Europe.


For future reference, please look at the welcome page.
And maybe check the terms of service.
Kindly leave now, unsaved filth isn't needed here.
Even if you're just looking for answers, read the Bible instead.

Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak...-James 1:19

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

making fun of my autistic nature

I did a quick search of the thread up to that point and yours was the first use of "autistic" or for that matter "autism" or "asperger" so are you suggesting telepathy or something? That is a form of demon possession.

Many autistic persons reject Salvation. Usually, assuming they have language, they say the concept is excessively complicated requiring convoluted theology and ridiculous presuppositions. Jesus is very straightforward in this area:

MATTHEW 18 . KJV . look up
2 Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Do you imagine little children know what a presupposition is? Ravings produced by the Church of Sweden are additionally heretical declaring The Bible to be in error certainly by example as a single picture demonstrates.

Margit Sahlin became the first woman to be ordained in Sweden in 1960.
LINK TO RADIO SWEDEN

[Thomas Taylor]

Dear Filthy,
This is a Swede.


And this is another Swede.





I am confused. Can you please explain why Swedes are brown?


YIC
TT

[Casual 'n filthy]

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor

Dear Filthy,
This is a Swede.


And this is another Swede.





I am confused. Can you please explain why Swedes are brown?


YIC
TT

Because the immigrants and muslims are taking over sweden.
How long til this country burns down? Not sure, probably soon.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

I did a quick search of the thread up to that point and yours was the first use of "autistic" or for that matter "autism" or "asperger" so are you suggesting telepathy or something? That is a form of demon possession.

Many autistic persons reject Salvation. Usually, assuming they have language, they say the concept is excessively complicated requiring convoluted theology and ridiculous presuppositions. Jesus is very straightforward in this area:

MATTHEW 18 . KJV . look up
2 Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Do you imagine little children know what a presupposition is? Ravings produced by the Church of Sweden are additionally heretical declaring The Bible to be in error certainly by example as a single picture demonstrates.

What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, am I just too stupid to understand what you are talking about?
What's this about telepathy?

[Casual 'n filthy]

Okay, It seems I am very unwanted here.

I just have another question, then I'll delete my account and never come back.


What are your opinions on mtg? (other names, magic: the gathering or magic)


If you can find a thread about this, just post it in a reply and I'll just scurry off without you all needing to waste your time with this.


Also, It's fine that you all seem to despise sweden so much, but if the insults don't add much to the conversation, I'd prefer if you could reply without them. (a little bit is okay, It spices up the conversation a bit)

[Des]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

Okay, It seems I am very unwanted here.

I just have another question, then I'll delete my account and never come back.


What are your opinions on mtg? (other names, magic: the gathering or magic)


If you can find a thread about this, just post it in a reply and I'll just scurry off without you all needing to waste your time with this.


Also, It's fine that you all seem to despise sweden so much, but if the insults don't add much to the conversation, I'd prefer if you could reply without them. (a little bit is okay, It spices up the conversation a bit)

Hello again, young lady/boy. Sorry, I forgot which you were.


You will find several threads on magic here, but I can spare you the trouble. All magic comes from Satan, so it is evil. Period. Exclamation point.


We don't hate Sweden. I'm sure it is a nice country with several trees and probably a building or two. We hate the people of Sweden because they have embraced sociocomunism, homerism, feminism, drugism, and just about everything else that God hates. If the Swedonians would clean up their act I'm sure you would find we would embrace you with open arms.


An speaking of cleaning up, have you called Brother President Putin yet? He doesn't like emailing and refuses to text, but you can reach him at +7 495 625 3581


Tell him Desmond gave you the number, if he says "who?" say Herr Doktor Muller.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

Okay, It seems I am very unwanted here.


Also, It's fine that you all seem to despise sweden so much, but if the insults don't add much to the conversation, I'd prefer if you could reply without them. (a little bit is okay, It spices up the conversation a bit)

Well, that IS what we're here for. This entire site was created with your interests and needs and sensibilities in mind. We were actually getting a bit worried, praying all this time that you would show up and wondering when the Lord would answer us.


However, in all seriousness, you are not unwanted here at all. We're pleased to have you join in our conversation, but you aren't paying attention.


The conversation is about the Bible, what is actually written in it as opposed to what people think is in it. Many people who don't believe in God and don't accept the Bible as His Revealed Word post here. We accept them, because they stick to the subject and post respectfully.


Okay, sometimes they get snarky, but never towards us, because they know it's our site.


In addition to discussing Bible verses directly, we also talk about how it relates to modern life and how it should effect the lives of those who follow its words. (Which, I guess, is kind of why God gave it to His followers, right?)


Some of the questions that you posed in the post that I am quoting are legitimate subjects for discussion. Just don't be surprised, or offended, if we answer with information from the Bible, because that is kind of our thing.


So, if you want to stick around, and are willing to play by the rules, it doesn't matter if you are on the same team as we, True Christians™. But it does matter that we are all playing the same game.


If we are playing a game of chess, it doesn't make sense for you to bring parcheesi pieces to the table.


Hope this helps.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Originally Posted by Des

Hello again, young lady/boy. Sorry, I forgot which you were.


You will find several threads on magic here, but I can spare you the trouble. All magic comes from Satan, so it is evil. Period. Exclamation point.


We don't hate Sweden. I'm sure it is a nice country with several trees and probably a building or two. We hate the people of Sweden because they have embraced sociocomunism, homerism, feminism, drugism, and just about everything else that God hates. If the Swedonians would clean up their act I'm sure you would find we would embrace you with open arms.


An speaking of cleaning up, have you called Brother President Putin yet? He doesn't like emailing and refuses to text, but you can reach him at +7 495 625 3581


Tell him Desmond gave you the number, if he says "who?" say Herr Doktor Muller.

Magic as in the card game, "magic", sorry for the confusion.

If you mean "call Putin" as in waiting for him to invade the north, I am already doing it.
Your president over there is a bit friendly with Russia, and I have a feeling Putin will feel it's safe enough soon to start taking over the north. (After Ukraine)

And my country's politicians making enemies of Russian politicians doesn't really help either.

You may call me whatever gender you feel like, I don't really care.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

Magic as in the card game, "magic", sorry for the confusion.

That 'game' is called Tarot, a form of magical divination used by witches.


Zechariah 10:2 |For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.And that should tell you what we think of it. Hope this helps.

[Casual 'n filthy]

Originally Posted by Des

That 'game' is called Tarot, a form of magical divination used by witches.


Zechariah 10:2 |For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.And that should tell you what we think of it. Hope this helps.

Not that game, I am talking about this game.
http://mtg.wikia.com/wiki/Magic:_The_Gathering

Are you making fun of me again?

[Des]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

Not that game, I am talking about this game.
http://mtg.wikia.com/wiki/Magic:_The_Gathering

Are you making fun of me again?

Oh! Well then, it deals in fantasizing about casting spells like that satan inspired game The Dungeon & Dragons. Those things are designed by evil men, mostly New Yorkers, to lure unwary youths into satan's snare. It is a gateway game that will lead to hardcore black magic and you'll wind up sacrificing an unbaptized baby and drinking its blood one of these days.


When have I ever made fun of you?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

Okay, It seems I am very unwanted here.

Not at all, dear - you are most welcome, as long as you keep a civil tongue in your head (Proverbs 16:24).

What are your opinions on mtg? (other names, magic: the gathering or magic)

I have no opinions whatsoever as I had never heard of it until you mentioned it, but I just looked it up and it seems to be some sort of children's game from nearly 25 years ago. So anyone who was still playing it would presumably be aged 35+ these days, unless they were living in a third-world country. Is that what you are talking about?

If you can find a thread about this, just post it in a reply and I'll just scurry off without you all needing to waste your time with this.

I used the search function (top tip! this is really easy to use) and found this thread I haven't read it, obviously, not being interested in early 1990s children's games, but I do hope it helps with whatever your problem is?


Wishing you all the very best,
YiC
JL-V

[DemonThinker96]

Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy

I'm really just here to hear to hear some opinions, I'm not really religious either.

Is this allowed?
I'm not sure...
The rules are not very clear, I'm not sure what's allowed and not.


If anyone knows! Please notify me, If this is not allowed I will delete my account immediately.
Please try to be as clear as possible, I'm not very good at decoding riddles or understanding the bible.

Most people here will tell you otherwise, but it IS allowed! Freedom of Speech baby! (just as long as you don't question anyone's beliefs)

[Casual 'n filthy]

Originally Posted by Des

Oh! Well then, it deals in fantasizing about casting spells like that satan inspired game The Dungeon & Dragons. Those things are designed by evil men, mostly New Yorkers, to lure unwary youths into satan's snare. It is a gateway game that will lead to hardcore black magic and you'll wind up sacrificing an unbaptized baby and drinking its blood one of these days.


When have I ever made fun of you?

Ah, I see, well.
In my opinion, it's not so much about fantasizing about casting spells as it is build weird decks and see how they go against other decks.
(I recently made a deck built to waste people's time, by being very slow at killing them, and being filled with spells that stop damage for a turn, it just recently took me about an hour to finish a match because of how slow the deck is.)


Well, generally the way you write, and the messages behind what you write generally weigh towards that.
Or it might just be that I am paranoid as can be and as soon as someone writes something I am constantly looking for harmful meanings and such in the messages. (And constantly see them when there is nothing harmful there)