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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 10:46 PM
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I know, Sister, I know. If they spent half the time stoning witches that they do drooling over their homererotic musclebound game characters the world would be witch free in a matter of days.
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What a lovely thought! Could someone come up with a "Pokemon Go" game that could direct them out of doors and to witch-infested neighborhoods?
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03-23-2017, 10:49 PM
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What a lovely thought! Could someone come up with a "Pokemon Go" game that could direct them out of doors and to witch-infested neighborhoods?
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Now that is truly inspired! Jesus must have reached into your tiny little brain and sparked some neurons, because no way a woman could have come up with that without some divine inspiration.
Glory! Praise Jesus for this wonderful idea!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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03-23-2017, 10:50 PM
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How did I insult you? By telling the truth? Swedes eat meatballs, hence Swedish meatballs. Sweden is controlled by bulldyke feminazis who among other things force men to sit down while peeing and to crush their stones between their thighs while sitting on buses and trains because feminazis lack even the most rudimentary grasp of human anatomy and male muscle distribution.
If the truth is insulting, vote your bulldyke feminazis out of office and put a man in charge.
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But Swedish men are not forced to sit down like that.
Where did you get that from?
The Swedish meatballs thing.
It's quite a bit used as generalizing and more often than not, an insult.
It's a bit like saying, "all Americans eat burgers everyday".
Vegans are there a lot of, so I wouldn't say we all eat meatballs.
Putting men in charge would not change anything, it would still be filled with feminism and people being more worried about being "politically correct" than actually fixing anything.
I'm sorry if this reply is a bit aggressive, I really don't want to start beef. But I also want to clear up this misunderstanding.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Casual 'n filthy
But Swedish men are not forced to sit down like that.
Where did you get that from?
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http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2013/06/n27680.html
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03-23-2017, 11:04 PM
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But they are proposing a law, it's not in place.
(Or ever will be)
Those titles are misleading, the other parties would simply not agree to such a ridiculous law.
I'm sorry, it seems you got a bit confused.
Just because someone proposed something does not mean it's in place, it's not a single person that controls this.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:07 PM
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The Swedish meatballs thing.
It's quite a bit used as generalizing and more often than not, an insult.
It's a bit like saying, "all Americans eat burgers everyday".
Vegans are there a lot of, so I wouldn't say we all eat meatballs.
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I don't quite get the point of vegetarian meatballs. Sounds like an oxymormon to me. Probably some Orwellian feminazi socialist doublespeak. Freedom is Slavery, Peace is War, Carrots are Meatballs.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:07 PM
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Now that is truly inspired! Jesus must have reached into your tiny little brain and sparked some neurons, because no way a woman could have come up with that without some divine inspiration.
Glory! Praise Jesus for this wonderful idea!
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Of course! Without Jesus, I wouldn't be here.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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03-23-2017, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
I don't quite get the point of vegetarian meatballs. Sounds like an oxymormon to me. Probably some Orwellian feminazi socialist doublespeak. Freedom is Slavery, Peace is War, Carrots are Meatballs.
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I never said anything about vegitarian meatballs.
I said that there are a lot of vegetarians in Sweden and those vegetarians do not eat meatballs, since it's meat.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:12 PM
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Putting men in charge would not change anything, it would still be filled with feminism and people being more worried about being "politically correct" than actually fixing anything.
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Sure it would change things. Your people need a good male role model to look up to, that's all. When the country sees him slap some mouthy wench back into the kitchen, they'll rediscover their testicular fortitude along with their Christian roots and make your country great for once.
Look, President Trump is very busy right now. Golf is a demanding sport after all. But President Putin is practically your next door neighbor. I'm sure if you all asked him nicely, he would fly over and give your male leaders a couple of pointers on how to run things the right way. Nothing lost if you give him a call and ask.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:14 PM
All that meatball talk is making me hungry.
Chupe de camarones (Mexican shrimp soup), anyone?
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03-23-2017, 11:17 PM
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"Keyboard Warriors" care only about their keyboards and video controller gamer wars. You should check out the Overwatch and Team Fortress 2 threads.
All sorts of outrage there. None of it concerned about voting rights, the environment, poverty programs, free speech at al.
Also no interest or emotion in what the Bible says about slavery, or stoning virgins who are raped in urban settings, the sanctity of Godly genocide and capital punishment for homosexuals.
Their only anger is directed towards those who might threaten their access to video games and those who who don't know chapter and verse of their game lore backstories.
They will keep repeating the same explanations about the same characters until your eyes glaze over. They're a bunch of boring zealots, if you ask me.
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I'm sure you would get quite offended if something you enjoyed and liked was insulted like that.
They probably mean no harm and merely get a bit angry.
To put it into perspective, it's a bit like insulting ones religion, if a person was going around insulting Christianity I'm sure you would be a bit hostile to them.
I've spent a few hundred hours on the games you mentioned, and I can understand if someone got a bit hurt when you insult them, they feel a bit personal at times since you generally get attached to your character.
That's just my opinion though, you can disagree all you like, I don't mind.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
Sure it would change things. Your people need a good male role model to look up to, that's all. When the country sees him slap some mouthy wench back into the kitchen, they'll rediscover their testicular fortitude along with their Christian roots and make your country great for once.
Look, President Trump is very busy right now. Golf is a demanding sport after all. But President Putin is practically your next door neighbor. I'm sure if you all asked him nicely, he would fly over and give your male leaders a couple of pointers on how to run things the right way. Nothing lost if you give him a call and ask.
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Are you a troll or something?
I'm curious, I've never seen anything like this without it being a troll of some kind.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:25 PM
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Are you a troll or something?
I'm curious, I've never seen anything like this without it being a troll of some kind.
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Don't be silly. Trolls are from Denmark. I'm an American.
Honestly, I don't know why I even bother trying to help these people! Try to be a good Christian and they accuse you of being Danish.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:27 PM
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You take the corn off of the cob, first.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:33 PM
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Don't be silly. Trolls are from Denmark. I'm an American.
Honestly, I don't know why I even bother trying to help these people! Try to be a good Christian and they accuse you of being Danish.
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Okay...
I think that might confirm it.
Thank you for your input though.
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03-23-2017, 11:41 PM
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You take the corn off of the cob, first.
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Not in this recipe!
I think I'll fish the shrimp out now that the soup is cooked, just to be on a safe side with Jesus.
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Okay...
I think that might confirm it.
Thank you for your input though.
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Sweetie,
why would you accuse Brother Des of being ugly as a troll? Can't you see from his avatar that he's a very handsom fellow (and currently available, too!)?
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03-23-2017, 11:49 PM
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Not in this recipe!
Sweetie,
why would you accuse Brother Des of being ugly as a troll? Can't you see from his avatar that he's a very handsom fellow (and currently available, too!)?
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As an internet troll, not a mythological troll.
It wasn't meant as an insult, I never stated anything about looks.
I was asking if he was trolling me, as in joking around and making fun of my autistic nature.
Did I clear that up? I hope so.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-23-2017, 11:58 PM
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What's your opinions on things like the rising feminism and social justice warriors?
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The famous and endearing Reverend Pat Robertson once said "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." I am inclined to agree. I've never met a feminist who wasn't looking for some way to emasculate a man but still get pregnant just so she can seek out an abortion. I think this is what makes them so bitter; they hate men but they know men are required to make babies. After all, you can't have an abortion until you are pregnant. This explains why they're always so confused and angry and have taken to the internet to pretend to be "warriors."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-24-2017, 12:04 AM
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The Internet ones, If you did not know, when most people refer to sjws, they normally refer to the "keyboard warrior" ones.
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I see. Them too. As soon as they start rioting, let them have it and let God sort them out.
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Re: Uhh, an introduction? -
03-24-2017, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
You take the corn off of the cob, first.
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This is Mexican food, friend. You can tell that was made by some kind of modern Mexican cook, because they took the shells off the shrimp. The Mexicans like to dig their fingers into the soup and eat the choicer chunks separately.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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