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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2 - 05-03-2011, 10:46 PM

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I agree I kill annoying people and there children everyday, well until Satan turned off my PSN.
That's a fun joke dude!


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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2 - 05-04-2011, 02:27 PM

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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2 - 05-24-2011, 11:09 AM

Brother and my friend in Christ, let me help you convict this heathen matt0707 by the words out of his own mouth:

"The limits of your ignorance are immeasurable."

This heathen atheist should find out where it is he is posting his comments before he posts them in such heathen ignorance.
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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2 - 11-14-2011, 05:02 AM

What if your and only child and your Mom and Dad annoys you.
What if someones clumsy and annoys you by accidentally breaking something.


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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23) - 11-14-2011, 06:50 AM

What a wonderful and Godly idea.

Unfortunately, (probably due to liberals) there are secular laws against killing other people's children, and even your own children. Yet the hypocritical liberals would probably also tell you that abortion is okay. I don't know where people got the idea that the government needs to step in and tell people how to parent their own kids.

God tells us that people are born wicked. Psalm 58:3 So protecting wicked born children, but murdering possibly sinless unborn babies? It makes no sense to me.

Luckily, God is always thinking of his favorite nation with divine intervention. That is why I take time out of my day to pray that annoying and/or disrespectful children are killed. Just like how God lovingly protected his prophet by sending bears to maul ignorant and sinful children. 2 Kings 2:23-25

I haven't seen the bears come yet, I can only assume
  1. God is preparing an extra hot seat for them in Hell.

  2. God already killed them, and Satan is replacing them with demon children (which would make sense considering the way children in America are acting. I'd be careful if I were you) .

  3. God is going to lovingly blind them like he did to Saul, or inflict some other ailment on them, so they can repent from their sinful ways.
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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23) - 11-14-2011, 05:34 PM

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What if your and only child and your Mom and Dad annoys you.
Then remember that it's down the street, not across the tracks.


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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23) - 11-26-2011, 04:14 AM

What the hell is wrong with you people? You should all be reported!
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Default Re: Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23) - 11-26-2011, 04:18 AM

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What the hell is wrong with you people? You should all be reported!
We should be reported to whom, and for what?

This is a Christian forum. Is it illegal in your godless excuse for a country to practice Christianity and follow the Holy Bible to the letter?


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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