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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 10-09-2010, 12:00 PM

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This web site is filled with hate, bigotry, racism and intolerance. You know nothing of the love and mercy of Jesus Christ or the justice and humility of walking with God.
We're not quite as bad as Westboro Baptist Church. As a matter of fact, I'm probably wrong to compare us to those liberal lunatics at all. Or were they even liberal? I've lost track. All I know is that Shirley Phelps is a witch and no mistake, and that I'm ranting off-topically!

So, in conclusion, thanks for dropping in to inform us that we're bigots and racists. Give my regards to hell when you get there (Which you will, believe me).
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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 10-09-2010, 11:20 PM

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We're not quite as bad as Westboro Baptist Church. As a matter of fact, I'm probably wrong to compare us to those liberal lunatics at all. Or were they even liberal? I've lost track. All I know is that Shirley Phelps is a witch and no mistake, and that I'm ranting off-topically!

So, in conclusion, thanks for dropping in to inform us that we're bigots and racists. Give my regards to hell when you get there (Which you will, believe me).
Westboro Baptist Church has gone soft and no longer follows the Word of God to the letter. They pick and choose Scriptures just like a unitarian or other false Christian.

For one thing, take a look at this picture of Fred Phelps.



He is clearly mixing fabrics in this photograph. The shirt is cotton, and his jacket is a cotton/poly blend. God hates that!

Deuteronomy 22:11
Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.


Further, the "church" is basically run by Shirley Phelps these days, and God is very clear on the role of women in the church.

I Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 10-09-2010, 11:30 PM

Amen, Brother! We most certainly are NOT the most ignorant people on this planet. We know the Bible and we speak from its contents.

Westboro and company clearly do not know the Bible. When they speak, it is from both their ignorance of Holy Writ and their ignorance of the world outside their own little point of view.

We, at LBC, know the Bible and much, much more about the world at large than the most educated person at Westboro.


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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 10-10-2010, 04:34 AM

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We're not quite as bad as Westboro Baptist Church. As a matter of fact, I'm probably wrong to compare us to those liberal lunatics at all. Or were they even liberal? I've lost track. All I know is that Shirley Phelps is a witch and no mistake, and that I'm ranting off-topically!

So, in conclusion, thanks for dropping in to inform us that we're bigots and racists. Give my regards to hell when you get there (Which you will, believe me).
I'm sorry, "we"?

And you are who, exactly?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 03-22-2017, 02:49 AM

These guys are preaching the unfiltered word of God. If you don't like it, get out. Unsaved Unwelcome! Even someone like me, listed as unsaved trash, knows that. God bless Landover!
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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 03-22-2017, 03:37 AM

Hi can you not bump years old topics? This topic was buried for the pure reason that they are against True Christian values.
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Default Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 03-24-2017, 11:48 PM

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These guys are preaching the unfiltered word of God. If you don't like it, get out. Unsaved Unwelcome! Even someone like me, listed as unsaved trash, knows that. God bless Landover!
why did you bump a 7 year old thread?


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Jesus Re: You have to be the most ignorant people on this planet - 03-25-2017, 10:45 PM

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why did you bump a 7 year old thread?
it's a robot. robots don't believe in zombies.


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