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Default hewoo - 03-25-2017, 12:22 AM

me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

pls ask me any qeustions
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Default Re: hewoo - 03-25-2017, 12:23 AM

Welcome! may i ask what's your favorite bible verse?


Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
Matthew 10:28
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Default Re: hewoo - 03-25-2017, 12:48 AM

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me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

pls ask me any qeustions
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Prayer Re: hewoo - 03-25-2017, 12:51 AM

Hello.
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me no speak very gud engrish but i luv jezus i hope u guyz wil liek me

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Your juvenile attempt to write as though you were speaking in a stereotypical Japanese accent is -- in the vernacular of the times-- a fail. (Or is it simply "fail", without the article?)


You convert the "el" sound in "engrish" to an "arr" but retain the "el" in "luv", "wil", "liek" and "pls".


If you are here to amuse yourself, there's little that I can do. (Except shake my head over what passes for humor in your life.) But if you are here to troll, you really, really need to step up your game.


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You, young lady, are a liar and a racist!


Drop the offensive fake accent and tell us why you're really here.


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Default Re: hewoo - 03-27-2017, 04:50 AM

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You, young lady, are a liar and a racist!
It's heartbreaking, Brother. If all these Godmockers would accept our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into their hearts we would see an end to racism.


But so long as the Spics keep worshiping Saint Pauli Girl, as long as the Dotheads keep worshiping hentai squid women, as long as the Ragheads keep worshiping Allan, as long as the Kikes keep worshiping money and Barbra Strieisand we will never see the end of racism.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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