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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Hello Lizzy,
Are you related to Lizzy Borden?
We want to know all about you.
YIC
TT
P.S. Are you married?
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I rebuke you in Jesus Name.
Why are you talking to this woman?
Why do you care if she is married?
Didn't I get you the cherry chocolate chip ice cream you wanted at 2 AM?
Keep yourself together, Man. I'm trying to be a friend to you in your time of great sorrow and here you are posting frivolous greetings to strange women. Maybe I should just leave and get back to Manhattan today.
In rebuke but passionate True Christian™ love,
BrotherLarry