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Jesus God is the light - 03-15-2017, 01:53 AM
Im just here to spread the good news.

My name is Susan. Im from Norway and my life goal is to receive salvation.

Im always up for a chat about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

My favourite bible verse is 1 Peter 4:8

"8 Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins."
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Love Jesus Re: God is the light - 03-15-2017, 02:03 AM
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Im just here to spread the good news.

My name is Susan. Im from Norway and my life goal is to receive salvation.

Im always up for a chat about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

My favourite bible verse is 1 Peter 4:8

"8 Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins."
Hello and a very cautious to you.

I do look forward towards a civilized discussion about God and His Words as expressed in the Holy Bible.

It is true that many sins can be forgiven; in fact, almost everything can be forgiven (even mass murder!), as there is only one unforgivable sin: blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.

Matthew 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Default Re: God is the light - 03-15-2017, 03:38 AM
Thank you so much for the lovely welcome into your community. I look forward to the discussions we can have!
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Jesus Re: God is the light - 03-15-2017, 04:32 AM
Welcome, Susan!


Praise the Lord! I have visited Norway several times. Would you share the area in which you reside? To what church do you travel each Sunday to worship and exalt the Lord of Hosts?


I have had a tough road to travel during my quest for the truth and I hope that by re-accepting Jesus into my heart that I will now find peace and comfort in His Word and the fellowship of others dedicated to His glory. You see, by straying from Him for a while, I have stirred up seeds of doubt among the people of this forum and only time, I suppose, will prove the sincerity of my devotion to God.


I was raised a Jew, but finally grew to learn that Jesus is the Messiah. When Christians persecuted me, I left the faith and pursued Rastafarianism and then the teachings of the late Elizabeth Clare Prophet and St. Germain. I was about to embark on a journey into Scientology when the esteemed Brother William Jennings Bryan provided me with a link to a site that is frequented by ex-Scientologists. After reading that site, I once again realized that Christ was the answer to my wandering soul.


I am an attorney and a good-hearted gentleman. Have you a husband?


You will find many good and trustworthy people here. It would be a good thing to pay attention to any warnings you may find in the signatures of each poster here. There aren't many that have such warnings, but the one that does is worth reading carefully.


May God bring you to full knowledge of His Word and His Will!


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Default Re: God is the light - 03-19-2017, 01:13 PM
Welcome to the forum.

It's great to share God's word and the joy of Salvation.

There are so many these days saying how dumb everything is and they seem to single out Jesus for especial condemnation. Jesus does understand condemnation and reminds us:

JOHN 3 . KJV . look up
17 God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
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Default Re: God is the light - 03-20-2017, 11:22 AM
Esquire Hezekiah, I'm glad to hear you've decided to believe in Jesus this week. Do you think you might be able to go a few days without converting to a Sikh or a Krishna this time?

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Thank you so much for the lovely welcome into your community. I look forward to the discussions we can have!
Greetings, young lady!

It is wonderful to hear from someone from the Northern countries. Where I live there are a lot of shall we say darker haired folks who don't seem to share the Christian values we have.

I must be nice to be surrrounded by blue eyed, blonde haired folk just like the Lord Jesus Christ Himself!

I always like to get to know new folks: what does your husband do? Do you have any sons? Is your father still around (I'm sure you make him proud by looking after your husband and sons as they get on with the important things).

After all your husband is the head of the household.

Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

This is very important. If a man does not exercise his right to follow his faith in his own house what hope is there for Salvation®. If the woman is in charge it can only mean that her masculinity out competitionifies the man :thumsbown:

This can only mean one thing: that's right, lesbians

They think of nothing to take a normal healthy Christian relationship where the obviously straight male manly husband is usurped in his own territory by a female lady lesbian

You see, no matter how much time a man spends in the gym lifting weights and no matter how much he is complementified by the other men for his abs and lats a lesbian is always going to be stronger and more robust and far more dedicated into corrupting a perfectly happy wife to leave her husband no matter how hard he prays and tries to help her see that he is right.

Mark my word's young lady.

Anyway, welcome to God's favourite forum!

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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