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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-28-2014, 07:56 PM

What astonishes me here is how many people check the box for

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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
I mean, if they know this, and are even prepared to admit it, there seems to be no hope for them whatsoever. And how dumb are they? Why don't they just begin to worship the One True properly?

1 John 5:21 Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-28-2014, 08:02 PM

56 people's heads are completely empty of any logic and intelligence whatsoever. I mean, they KNOW that they worship false "gods", yet they do not repent and turn towards their only hope of salvation?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-28-2014, 08:10 PM

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Of course I am not, I wouldn't have joined if I was and I do not understand why that kind of people join anyway. Do they not realize God doesn't want them and they are only making it worse by being disrespectful? Revelation 21:8 The unbelieveing, need I say more? Just go away and burn alone.
Aw, John. Where's your compassion? There will be time to mock and ridicule and laugh at the foolishness of those too stubborn to open their hearts and minds to the Truth (Psalms 2:4), but until then, we simply cannot know who the LORD will lead here to find Salvation. True Christians™ love Jesus more than anything else, and like a young mother with her new, precious babe, we cannot help but to want to share our sweet treasure with the world! Why, it makes our command to convert the whole world most convenient, don't you think (Matthew 28:16-20)? So let's share the reason for our divinely inspired hope against all reason (1 Peter 3:15), shall we?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-28-2014, 08:19 PM

I understand, Mrs. Etheldreda. What I mean is those people here just don't seem to have any hope left. They never listened to me, no one did. For example, that "ProudPervert" dude. I will keep trying though. Thanks.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 05:11 AM

First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers, that as Pastor "Ezekiel" so finely put it I am "Atheist Scum" and proud of it. Second, I stumbled across this site while doing research for a pseudoscience class about the flat earth theory. Thirdly, this has got to be the most hateful, revolting forum out there (which is saying something, Ive seen Nazi forums), you "people" are the worst people out there for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society. Fourthly, let's get to know each other: i know that you guys are Fundamentalist Extremists, but you don't know anything about me. I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family. Finally, I need a new desktop background, so ban me so I can have that epic picture of Michael pushing that kid into the fires of hell (classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing Landover Baptist says you're damned.) Well I will be sharing a bottle of Vodka with Lucifer and whoever else you condemn to hell.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 05:13 AM

That's nice, and welcome to our friendly forums! If you’d be so kind as to introduce yourself, we’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 06:02 AM

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First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers...
The term is "all due respect", but that's moot as you're lying anyway.

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...you "people" are the worst people out there...


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...for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society...
Actually, I think the ratio is about 100 True Christians™ on the forum and 52,900 that the Bible says are not going to Heaven.

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Oh so tell us how you're unique.

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...I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family...
You and about 50,000 of the 52,900 I mentioned earlier.

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...classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing God says in the Bible you're damned...
FTFY.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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Even wronger. Cure your ignorance, read the Bible.


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First off i would like to say, with all do respect to you and your followers, that as Pastor "Ezekiel" so finely put it I am "Atheist Scum" and proud of it. Second, I stumbled across this site while doing research for a pseudoscience class about the flat earth theory. Thirdly, this has got to be the most hateful, revolting forum out there (which is saying something, Ive seen Nazi forums), you "people" are the worst people out there for brainwashing about 53,000 other people who could actually be doing something beneficial for society. Fourthly, let's get to know each other: i know that you guys are Fundamentalist Extremists, but you don't know anything about me. I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Death, Death Angel, the list goes on and on. I watch Dexter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and I own any slasher flick (you name it, I got it!!!) I believe in empirically proved science instead of biblical "science". I would really love to know where your church/tele-evangelizing is done at that way I could stand up and yell "BULLSHIT" every two minutes, I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family. Finally, I need a new desktop background, so ban me so I can have that epic picture of Michael pushing that kid into the fires of hell (classy by the way, tells that if a person doesn't agree with every single thing Landover Baptist says you're damned.) Well I will be sharing a bottle of Vodka with Lucifer and whoever else you condemn to hell.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 06:57 AM

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I have nothing against Christians, hell i was born and bred in a hardcore Catholic family.
In that case, you have no idea what True Christians ™ are like. You have never had the opportunity to know God. Cathlicks are false Christians.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 07:16 AM

Anytime! and just as a little FYI I believe in Satan as the personification of man's fundamental desires...or as you "Christians" see them as the Seven Deadly Sins. Really who hasnt Lusted after some young sexy thing, Envied someones job or car, gotten a bit gluttonous toward the holidays, gotten angry, felt sloth via procrastination, gotten a bit prideful when knowing you are doing a good job, or felt greedy when stacks of money are just sitting there. I do believe it says somewhere in that bible you were talking about "Let he who has not sinned throw the first stone" It is perfectly natural to commit each one of the "Deadly Sins" in about an hour
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 07:29 AM

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...or as you "Christians" see them as the Seven Deadly Sins...
You mean Catholics, who aren't Christian (as has been mentioned already but you ignored it because it would get in the way of another of your spectacularly uninformed rants). There's NO mention of any "Seven Deadly Sins" in the Bible. It's another Catholic invention (more proof they aren't Christian).

True Christians™ know that ALL sins are equally deadly (to the soul, which is what matters to a Christian):

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Wait a second, I've already mentioned THAT VERY VERSE to you specifically. You really aren't paying attention to anything, are you?

Now go ahead and complain about how you're not being treated with "respect".


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The modern concept of the seven deadly sins is linked to the works of the 4th century monk Evagrius Ponticus, who listed eight evil thoughts in Greek as follows:[6]
They were translated into the Latin of Western Christianity (largely due to the writings of John Cassian),[7] thus becoming part of the Western tradition's spiritual pietas (or Catholic devotions), as follows:[8]
Saint John Cassian (c. 360 – 435), John the Ascetic, or John Cassian the Roman, was a Cathlick monk and theologian celebrated for his mystical writings. Cassian is noted for bringing the ideas and practices of Egyptian monasticism to the early medieval West.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 03:39 PM

"DidymusMuch" I wasn't planning on being treated with respect on this forum, so i have never complained about being disrespected. The Roman Catholic Church was the first Christian church that came into existence, then all these other Christian denominations (Baptist included) picked and chose what they liked and formed their own Church. That makes how i was raised a lot more Christian then ya'll are now. Check your history.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 03:41 PM

Ew, it's a catlick! Are you a pedophile too? And catlicks aren't even Christians! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490


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"DidymusMuch" I wasn't planning on being treated with respect on this forum, so i have never complained about being disrespected. The Roman Catholic Church was the first Christian church that came into existence, then all these other Christian denominations (Baptist included) picked and chose what they liked and formed their own Church. That makes how i was raised a lot more Christian then ya'll are now. Check your history.
Some questions for you:

- How many times is the word "baptist" in the Bible, and how many times is the word "catholic" in the Bible?

- Where does it say "hail mary" in the Bible? Did you know that every time it says "hail" in the Bible, it is talking about frozen water falling from the firmament?

- If "pope" means "father" in dago-speak, how do you reconcile that with Matthew 23:9?

Check your history? Check your Bible, kid...the most accurate history book ever written.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 04:23 PM

Check WHAT history? All history is corrupted with liebral propaganda and the like. History is trash, like evilutionism and science that says the Earth is round and not the center of the universe and other lies.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 04:56 PM

The most accurate history book are history books written by academics (shocking!!!). The Bible should not be taken at face value, the Bible was written by several different people, take the only book that says homosexuality is wrong (Leviticus), that book appears in the Hebrew Scriptures. When the HS were written the Hebrews were at war over the Fertile Crescent, they were apocalyptic, it looked like their world was ending. The Scripture was passed around, which is why there is 4 different accounts (Yawhist, Elohist, Deuteronomical, Priestly), which means it was written by 4 different groups in war. People were being exiled, horrendous stuff was happening. The verse "If a man should lie with another man it shall be an abomination" was written by the Levite Tribe, a tribe from which the Priestly account was drawn.

Now as far as the Christian Scriptures, I will use the verse that Mr. Smyth pointed out: Matthew 23:9 " And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven." That verse was taken out of one of the four Gospel books. The word Pope is a DERIVATIVE of the Greek word for father, which means Pope doesnt mean father it means something close to it. Besides that you never know what the actual Bible says unless you read it in its original Yiddish, Greek, and Aramaic.

I dont know how many times the Bible says "Catholic" or "Baptist" you got me there (Good for you!) however I do know that St. Peter was the first Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, because Catholics are the only ones with Popes. It says somewhere that Jesus said to Peter: Build a church on this rock. That was the first mention of church in the Bible.

I know the Bible, it's just the fact that I dont believe in taking the Bible as law, as accepting a savior, or as accepting a god created people (yes, i am a darwinist). I take the Bible as moral code and that's it...i barely take it as moral code anymore.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 03-01-2014, 05:14 PM

James 2:10 You are a liberal then? Because you obviously encourage only taking parts of the Bible! Also, GOD WROTE THE BIBLE! Why don't you read the KJV Bible and say yes to God and no to sinning? History IS CORRUPTED. And you should follow the word of God or you will burn in Hell. Matthew 7:23 We all know what happens to those that work iniquity. REPENT!


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The most accurate history book are history books written by academics (shocking!!!). The Bible should not be taken at face value, the Bible was written by several different people, take the only book that says homosexuality is wrong (Leviticus), that book appears in the Hebrew Scriptures. When the HS were written the Hebrews were at war over the Fertile Crescent, they were apocalyptic, it looked like their world was ending. The Scripture was passed around, which is why there is 4 different accounts (Yawhist, Elohist, Deuteronomical, Priestly), which means it was written by 4 different groups in war. People were being exiled, horrendous stuff was happening. The verse "If a man should lie with another man it shall be an abomination" was written by the Levite Tribe, a tribe from which the Priestly account was drawn.
You're confused, friend. The LORD divinely inspired each and every author to pen the exact words He desired. It matters naught the condition of one's circumstances in a temporal sense, as the LORD knew before the existence of the world that He would choose certain people at certain times to record His Holy Scriptures for all times.

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Now as far as the Christian Scriptures, I will use the verse that "Zackariyah Smith" pointed out: Matthew 23:9 " And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven." That verse was taken out of one of the four Gospel books. The word Pope is a DERIVATIVE of the Greek word for father, which means Pope doesnt mean father it means something close to it. Besides that you never know what the actual Bible says unless you read it in its original Yiddish, Greek, and Aramaic.
Catholics brainwash children to use the term "father" so they grow up thinking about priests as a father in a spiritual sense. In no sense is a priest or pastor a "spiritual father" to a Christian. Only God can cause a person to receive Spiritual Birth, therefore, only God is worthy of the title of "Father" in a spiritual sense. The pope is called, "Holy Father" in spite of the fact this is clearly unbiblical. No man can take on the title of "holy" anything, because only God is holy. This title gives the pope a status that is never intended for any man on earth.

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I dont know how many times the Bible says "Catholic" or "Baptist" you got me there (Good for you!) however I do know that St. Peter was the first Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, because Catholics are the only ones with Popes. It says somewhere that Jesus said to Peter: Build a church on this rock. That was the first mention of church in the Bible.
Nowhere does Holy Scripture declare that Peter was in authority over the other apostles, or over the church, which is the entire foundation upon which you rationalize your office of the pope. See Acts 15:1-23; Galatians 2:1-14; and 1 Peter 5:1-5. Nor is it ever taught in Scripture that the bishop of Rome, or any other bishop, was to have primacy over the entire church. You won't find in Scripture that Peter was even in Rome, making the Vatican an illogical place of authority even if your theory was correct.

If you read Scripture in context, however, you'll note that Peter’s authority was shared by the other apostles (Ephesians 2:19-20), and the “loosing and binding” authority attributed to him was likewise shared by the local churches, not just their church leaders (see Matthew 18:15-19; 1 Corinthians 5:1-13; 2 Corinthians 13:10; Titus 2:15; 3:10-11).

Peter nowhere claims supremacy over the other apostles. Nowhere in his writings (1 and 2 Peter) did the Apostle Peter claim any special role, authority, or power over the church. Nowhere in Scripture does Peter, or any other apostle, state that their apostolic authority would be passed on to successors.

You'l not find anywhere in Scripture a statement to the effect of keeping the church from error requiring the authority of the apostles to be passed on to those they ordained (the idea behind apostolic succession). Apostolic succession is read into those verses that the Roman Catholic Church uses to support this doctrine (2 Timothy 2:2; 4:2-5; Titus 1:5; 2:1; 2:15; 1 Timothy 5:19-22). Paul does NOT call on believers in various churches to receive Titus, Timothy, and other church leaders based on their authority as bishops or their having apostolic authority, but rather based upon their being fellow laborers with him (1 Corinthians 16:10; 16:16; 2 Corinthians 8:23).

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I know the Bible, it's just the fact that I dont believe in taking the Bible as law, as accepting a savior, or as accepting a god created people (yes, i am a darwinist). I take the Bible as moral code and that's it...i barely take it as moral code anymore.
But you don't "know the Bible." You know the Catholic interpretation of the Bible, therefore, you know a false doctrine, one that has been added to in order to justify an unjust usurping of authority. You have escaped that authority by the fact that you no longer take a cracker on your tongue and pretend it's the flesh of Jesus Christ, but you are now in bondage to the sin of ATHEISM! Why, you've just jumped from the frying pan into the fire! What a foolish move to make!

There is hope for you, dear! There is hope in the REAL Jesus Christ! There is hope found in reading, believing, and following the Holy Bible to the letter! There is freedom in giving up your sinful liberties and becoming a slave to Christ (1 Corinthians 7:22)! Won't you be free?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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