It seems Mr. Trump hid his popular beefsteak from hungry consumers as early as 2007, despite the
raving reviews of the product. Predictably, America wanted more of Trump's package: "Extremely mealy," "greasy," "full of fat," and other qualities that men love when enjoying a satisfying mouthful of an eagerly anticipated, large portion of meat. Nevertheless, your wife, girlfriend, or cook can replicate this mouth watering experience at home easily enough.
Simply place the meat in a pot of water. Turn on the flame and get back to other chores. When you notice the water is boiling, turn off the flame and let cool naturally. This will take some time, but it's okay. We want all that juicy moisture to stay in there, so there is no such thing as boiling or soaking meat for too long. Prior to dinner, take the meat out and place it on a George Foreman grill to get those fancy steakhouse looking strips of charbroiled goodness. Remove from heat when the salad course has been offered and wittily but courteously refused.
For the wine, while you might not find that vintage any more, a quick stop at Costco or the local French version of Piggly Wiggly will do just fine. For a festive tableau, you might consider using a Donald Trump Wine Stop atop your bottles. Men and women alike will love it!