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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 03-31-2008, 12:53 AM

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From KJ V AA 1141:

Corinthians 10:2

"O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"


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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 03-31-2008, 01:39 AM

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From KJ V AA 1141:
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Corinthians 10:2
There is no book called "Corinthians." There ARE two books called 1 Corinthians and 2 Corinthians.

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"O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"
That is not a quote from any Bible I've ever read. Are you quoting from some nigra ooga-booga Bible?

These verses are found in the REAL Word of God.

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1 Corinthians 10:2 And were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud and in the sea;
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2 Corinthians 10:2 But I beseech you, that I may not be bold when I am present with that confidence, wherewith I think to be bold against some, which think of us as if we walked according to the flesh.
Since neither of them even remotely match yours, you can expect a bundle of shiny infraction points for posting lies and blasphemy about God's Word, boy.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 03-31-2008, 02:10 AM

Why do you harass my form of worship? I'm just trying to express my unique views of the lord. Layoff and relax. I live vicariously through the lord every day. You It seem...


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Why do you harass my form of worship? I'm just trying to express my unique views of the lord. Layoff and relax. I live vicariously through the lord every day. You It seem...
First off, having a unique view is Godless - God wants you to have His view, not something more concerned with bad spelling; poor punctuation; lack of capitalization and failure to know His Word.

You do not live "vicariously through the Lord" you inhabit a strange world of the self-made man who worships his maker.

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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 04-05-2008, 10:42 AM

This has to be my favorite, I make no apology that I have used it elsewhere at Landover when pointing out the sins of the anti-Christ and his minions.

Archbishop Ussher called a meeting of the Irish bishops in his house in November of 1626, the result being the "Judgement of the Arch-Bishops and Bishops of Ireland". This begins: "The religion of the papists is superstitious and idolatrous; their faith and doctrine erroneous and heretical; their church in respect of both, apostatical; to give them therefore a toleration, or to consent that they may freely exercise their religion, and profess their faith and doctrine, is a grievous sin."

Mrs Bathfire has stitched a sampler bearing these words for each room of the Bathfire home; twenty-seven small but uplifting works of art!





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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 04-14-2008, 08:21 AM

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"Where the hell is my lucky crucifix?"


"Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"
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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 05-19-2008, 11:11 AM

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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 06-24-2008, 06:12 PM

FIRST Corinthians 10:2 And were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud and in the sea;

SECOND Corinthians 10:2 But I beseech you, that I may not be bold when I am present with that confidence, wherewith I think to be bold against some, which think of us as if we walked according to the flesh.

Must be some libral nigra re-interpretation of GOD'S WORD. I can't believe Pat Robertson would be in the same room with that guy, let alone sit next to his Unsaved Ass on a couch.
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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-09-2009, 08:08 AM

Sir, is that a pithy statement, that you wish to see people burn in Hell? I understand that many will, but that makes me sad more than happy.
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Sir, is that a pithy statement, that you wish to see people burn in Hell? I understand that many will, but that makes me sad more than happy.
Just curious, meaning no disrespect.
Sarah, being a good Christian, I can't wait to watch sinners burn and suffer in hell. Take a look at THIS.

And why did you say "pithy?"


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-10-2009, 07:16 AM

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Sarah, being a good Christian, I can't wait to watch sinners burn and suffer in hell. Take a look at THIS.

And why did you say "pithy?"
Thank you. I understand better. Oh, because of the title of the thread.
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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-10-2009, 08:06 AM

Perhaps you misunderstood the meaning of the word "pithy".

"I want sinners to burn in hell." is precisely meaningful, forceful, tercely cogent, and brief. Thus, it is a pithy statement.


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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-10-2009, 08:21 AM

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Perhaps you misunderstood the meaning of the word "pithy".

"I want sinners to burn in hell." is precisely meaningful, forceful, tercely cogent, and brief. Thus, it is a pithy statement.
Yes, Wide-Open, but the difference between his statement: "I can't wait to see sinners burn in Hell" and yours, "I want sinners to burn in Hell" is very different in my eyes.

Instead of wanting them in Hell, we could want them in Heaven. God has that power.

"Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee."
Psalm 51:13 KJV

also...

"Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus"
Romans 3:22-24

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Sarah
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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-10-2009, 11:19 AM

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Yes, Wide-Open, but the difference between his statement: "I can't wait to see sinners burn in Hell" and yours, "I want sinners to burn in Hell" is very different in my eyes.

Instead of wanting them in Hell, we could want them in Heaven. God has that power.

"Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee."
Psalm 51:13 KJV

also...

"Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus"
Romans 3:22-24

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Sarah
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Default Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here - 01-19-2009, 06:34 PM

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Yes, Wide-Open, but the difference between his statement: "I can't wait to see sinners burn in Hell" and yours, "I want sinners to burn in Hell" is very different in my eyes.

Instead of wanting them in Hell, we could want them in Heaven. God has that power.

"Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee."
Psalm 51:13 KJV

also...

"Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus"
Romans 3:22-24

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