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Default Our Newsletter - 02-11-2007, 04:00 PM

February 2007 Church Newsletter February 11, 2007

The Latest News From Your Pews:
Sister Betty Bowers on Anna Nicole Smith
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Brother Harry Interviewed by Famous Negro Atheist! Listen to our own Pastor Harry Hardwick's sharp tongue thwart persecution from a man of color! More>
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Default Re: Our Newsletter - 02-11-2007, 10:46 PM

Bravo! I think I might need one of those FoxNews sweat shirts.


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